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#502728 - 01/30/11 08:23 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Is it me or did Charlie go off reservation about the same time Coke stopped posting? They did share initials. Could Coke have been a self loathing spic?
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#502729 - 01/30/11 09:01 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/04/11
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In that interview with TMZ, Kacey Jordan says Charlie Sheen "gave another girl a Bentley." Could that other girl be Bree Olsen's pal Veronique Vega?
I'm pretty sure he bought one for Melanie Rios, too. I can't find the link, but I saw a pic she posted of her new car, and it was a blue Bentley. I don't know what the fuck this dude is thinking.
At two mill. an episode, he's probably thinking, fuck dude, I ROCK!
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#502730 - 01/30/11 10:27 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Twenty-four episodes a year, bitches. That's $48 million large for Charlie. Half for the tax man, flip two bills to take care of his family, and there's still room for Charlie to blow $450,000 a week. If I had $450,000 a week in spending money (instead of $450,000 a year as it is now), you're damn skippy they would find me face down in a pile of coke with a strap-on dildo lodged in my rectum, while the porn whores scrambled to tweet photographs of their lady parts.
Even checking into the Presidential Suite at some swank hotel, getting a briefcase of cocaine delivered, renting two or three whores for $20-30,000 a weekend, and tossing the odd Bentley at the occasional whore whose bunghole gripped my cock particularly well, it would be extremely difficult to blow through $450,000 a week even with Charlie Sheen's lifestyle. (Especially if he's frugally buying his furniture where Panzer shops for lingonberry pie.)
Friday night was an epic lost-time blackout bender, and it seems from the cold light of Sunday-morning quarterbacking that I blew through $4500. That's 1% of the total available, but I am 99-44/100% positive that my weiner remained thoroughly flaccid throughout. I think I need to take a break.
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#502733 - 02/01/11 08:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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I have gone through this post trying to figure out which one of you fucks IS Charlie Sheen Chances are he lurks here at least.
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#502737 - 02/01/11 04:32 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
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I have gone through this post trying to figure out which one of you fucks IS Charlie Sheen
Chances are he lurks here at least.
Okay, you got me. I'm Charlie.
How does that change anything about this story, or about XPT?
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#507674 - 04/27/11 09:21 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Guess who got another shot on goal? Time for evacuation number 4! 7 weeks along
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#507677 - 04/27/11 09:32 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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You'd think that the dudes fucking her would care about their own safety enough to wrap it up. She gets all slopped up on booze and pills, then lets anyone with a shiny nickel blow loads in her.
And you'd think she's so skinny her lady parts would stop working.
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#507751 - 04/28/11 07:24 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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That's why I always aimed for the face.
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#518250 - 05/11/11 11:38 AM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/06/10
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So anyone going to Nevada to try her out? misskaceyjordan on twitter: ( http://twitter.com/#!/misskaceyjordan ) ok you guys can keep playing words with friends with me but what if you could fuck me? hmm lets say in 2 weeks? i'm on the phone right now figuring exact dates... give me a sec for details i'm just excited as you are! email me at misskaceyjordan@gmail.com for bookings starting may 24- june 1st to meet me at http://www.sherisranch.comthis will be my last time doing this so make it out to vegas during those dates if you can... xoxo
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#518255 - 05/11/11 12:10 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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It's always the last time. She should be getting her PW real estate license anytime now.
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#518259 - 05/11/11 01:06 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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I don't blame whores for this.
Music guys are the worst. Every year another farewell tour.
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#518263 - 05/11/11 02:00 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
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It was the Bunny Ranch she was at last time. I think she was there the same time Desi was there pimping Elli.
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#518267 - 05/11/11 03:21 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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I think she was there the same time Desi was there pimping Elli. You need to narrow that down. When isn't she?
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#518268 - 05/11/11 03:23 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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It was right before they they fled into Lubben's arms.
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#518271 - 05/11/11 03:40 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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How much you think Lubben paid for their souls?
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#518276 - 05/11/11 03:53 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Renting an SUV for them is more than half a pack of stale Kools and a 6 of Milwaukee's Best, so she over paid.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#518288 - 05/11/11 05:08 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Yeah. But, I think Lubben's got a quota from Jeebus to meet.
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#518392 - 05/12/11 07:19 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
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You don't have to go to Vegas, she's been whoring all around the country for quite a while now.
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#520444 - 06/08/11 02:05 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Seems Kacey was Raped in Vegas Fucked up line of the story, "Because this has happened to me so many times I was, like, fuck it. Go ahead." You'd figure after the first couple times of getting raped, she'd stop getting so f'n loaded all the time. After hearing her interviews on Stern, her life seems to be nothing but black outs and abortions.
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#520447 - 06/08/11 02:10 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
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I love the smell of new sigs in the morning.
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#520448 - 06/08/11 02:14 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Always makes me feel good about myself to be recognized by my peers. I thank you sir.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#520451 - 06/08/11 02:26 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Well ... at least she's awake for the important decisions.
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#520455 - 06/08/11 04:07 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Imagine going to jail for raping a whore, as the bars shut close the first night on a 10-15 year sentence, thinking , I just wasted a huge portion of my life for basically shop lifting a stick of gum. $150-250 is what 15 years of my life cost me. Some people.
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#520461 - 06/08/11 04:52 PM
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i doubt anyone is going to jail based on kaceys current story. jack venice might disagree though.
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#520489 - 06/08/11 11:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i doubt anyone is going to jail based on kaceys current story. jack venice might disagree though. Ohh I know, but if true the guy has put himself in position to face such reality. Innocent or not, im for the sentence of jack, just for the sake of getting rid of that stupid leg tattoo for the porn scene, which distracted me many a time.
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#520506 - 06/09/11 03:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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Imagine going to jail for raping a whore, as the bars shut close the first night on a 10-15 year sentence, thinking , I just wasted a huge portion of my life for basically shop lifting a stick of gum. $150-250 is what 15 years of my life cost me. Some people. monkeys dropping real knowledge.
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#520707 - 06/11/11 01:00 PM
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post a link?.
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#520716 - 06/11/11 03:22 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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are those links working for anyone else?.
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#520721 - 06/11/11 03:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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thanks fiend...
i'm guessing m vonhosebag paid her some attention on twitter, yes?.
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#520722 - 06/11/11 04:09 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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She could pass for the Daenarys in Game of Thrones. All she needs is a dwarf, another chick, a couple mopes and rubber dragons and fake dragon eggs. She role out a parody....she could even throw in a mock rape scene over arbor red wine to play off her real life shit for the fan boys.
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#520737 - 06/11/11 06:29 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smokey]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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First she gotta detox from the spray tan, the she gotta grow some titties. GOT broad got milky white skin and some perky jigglers.
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#520738 - 06/11/11 06:31 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Is it wrong that im bummed out that I won't get to see the beautiful dress she is going to buy the same day she cancels her twitter account, my imagination will only allow me to dream so much.
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#520739 - 06/11/11 06:44 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
[Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Is it wrong that im bummed out that I won't get to see the beautiful dress she is going to buy the same day she cancels her twitter account, my imagination will only allow me to dream so much. http://www.twitvid.com/PEVWX
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#520770 - 06/11/11 10:26 PM
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#520788 - 06/12/11 07:17 AM
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[Re: Smokey]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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The amount of crazy in a whore is directly proportional to the amount I would like to fuck them.
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#520797 - 06/12/11 09:31 AM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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^^^Really? Where would say, Shawna Lenee rate on this graph?
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