So I'm watching this show about the dumbest performers Fri. night/Sat. morning & to my amazement the Canadian midget & Anita Blonde were one of the acts in the countdown of the 20 dumbest performers. I wish I had a clip or link to share because it was funny what the panel was saying about the diseased mushroom from north of our border.

I think it is the one where he wrestles a rubber snake. There is a clip of that somewhere on here, but a search showed me no results.

Uhhh....point of order. That was a real snake. Dave Hardman was bit and had to go to the hospital. I stepped up and gave it a smackdown.

The snake bit is what you're internationally known for. I see that intro everywhere.

Rick Masters called me the Canadian Cobra Tamer. It was high praise, then and now. Not to boast or anything but fewer performers have been attacked by a snake than infected with HIV over the past decade. In my own small way, I am saving people.

The Canadian Cobra Tamer, heh.

Snakes....people. I charm both equally well, I'd say.

P.S. The movie is called "Pussy Beat 2" (Heatwave).

What is it listed as on the tube and torrent sites?

"Best Movie Ever"

what a fall...Well considering your lilliputian dimensions maybe not... Going from banging Quality Grade A Whore tail like Anita Blond to the shit you scrape up by the Eastern European Mas-transport stations.

the economys a motherfucker.

Brandon should rename his site "Beat Pussy, Worse Grills"

Easy, Nasta Zya. I know you are unimpressed with some of the posts on this board. Your Olympic-caliber performance on www.loadmymouth.com will go down in history as one of the best scenes ever.

Thank you to all my friends for not changing this sign to something anti-Iron.

The t-shirts are better.



Available at TRPWL.com

That's just like you, Jerk, to want to "measure B." No thanks, friend. Keep your ruler in your pants and I'll do the same.

Nah, your height on iafd is listed as "5' none"

Brandon I'm sure it's been covered before in another thread... and maybe you gave an actual answer....

However, what real world skills or retirement plan do you have in place.

Have you been salting away your money for decades?

Are you really an heir to a family fortune and set already?

Did you win a lottery and set already?

Have you bought copious amounts of real estate in the last two real estate bust and now have a gigantic empire that you collect rent from ...and are set for life?

Say you've done 3400 actual scenes and were paid an average of $400 that sums up to $1360000 if you've manage to save 10% of that then you saved 136000.

Also if you produced and directed another 75 titles and that gave you an average return on investment of 4k then you raked in 300000 and 10 percent is 30k so that brings up your ManWhore01K to 166000 if you continue to earn at the same rate for 15 more years of man whoring you'll only have 434115.25 and be a salty 58ish moving rapidly towards sexagenarian status..

you haven't paid into Your homelands Social Welfare system so you don't get that. I assume you can collect social security(if around that would be 12 years after MANwhoretirement)

I just don't see good things happening for you in your ManWHOROLDAGE.....

So What's are your thoughts...?

In a Romneyesque disclosure, I will reveal that I earned $25 for my first American Bukkake. I still have it.

As long as the cost of living does not go above $1 per year, I can confidently say that I am free to spend the next quarter century here.

Starbucks closing. Must leave store now. See you.

you forgot to factor in one negative coefficient labeled: PxP/RLD. That will jostile your numbers a bit.

Who needs someone to fight a snake?

It's 1973 all over again. Invading on Yom Kippur!

Welcome Back, Mr. Kotter

Thank god I just got to new york

You gonna see your old bf. Tell him howdy for me !

Congrats, Brandon. I knew Mr. Marcus' shennanigans would somehow make you seem less toxic.

I don't know whats up with that pic, but I couldn't save it to my computer, to check the exif data. When I screen capped it, I wasn't expecting anything to come up. The only data of note was that it was modified about the time it was posted.

EDIT: If it is real, somewhere Papercahse is either crying or kicking puppies.

Last time I spoke to him, and it was maybe a month ago, he was doing fine and laughing at how this place has become a mockery of its former self. He's more than half right.

By that same token, does anyone think Brandon's return to LA will be anything less?

Yes, it's a real pic. It was taken at LAX at the arrivals level of the International Terminal (#4, I think). I could not deny my presence to the good people of America any longer. My thoughts are with all the ladies who passed through the industry from 2009-2012 without ever having had the pleasure of my company. I apologize.

Welcome back. Try not to get it all dirty this time.

he snuck in under the syphilis outbreak... well played irons. well.played.

He's an evil genius.

This is REAL?? Wow. I hope he didn't get fake documents as from some dirty eastern Euro country and slip in as Brandon Panzer.

All I can say is that while Brandon Iron may not be welcome, Brendon McIronsides has no black marks on his record.

You stole Raymond Burr's identity? Does your treachery know no bounds?

are mcironsides wads kind of off colored and cloudy also?

All joking aside, I arrived on Wednesday with hopes and dreams. No one has hired me. It's now Saturday and I've gone through all my savings. I may have to leave for Canada soon.

Contact the Pink Cross.

^^^Lubben would drive a stake through his heart on sight.

It seems that no one cares for me anymore. I'm going to contemplate my options at the hill where Steve Driver went.

No Brandon, don't. You have so much to live for. At least kill someone with a samurai sword first.

back for a court date is it?.

I'm not attracted to lawyers. Would never date one.

Update: I've poured the last of my savings into next month's release, "Here Comes Honey Goo Goo." It's basically a rip off of White Trash Whore but I hope it does well.

You're really squeezing in under the wire before the satiree's 15 minutes were up.

Maybe...and I'm just spitballing here...maybe you should satire someone with a bit more staying power, victim of our sick culture- wise.

Now, with your natural, um, personality, only one name comes to mind:


That's right. Antoine Motherfuckin' Dodson.

You're welcome.

I watch Tosh.O, too, y'know.

Where's my "web redemption," Barry? Where?

Didn't learn of him from Tosh.

Oh. Same difference.

now that you're back in the States does this mean knox is gainfully employed?.

check the off ramps along the 101

Ryan and I are working on major business developments that may or may not involve buying out Manwin. I'd expect them to downplay the merger, if not actually deny it's happening.

It's about time you cashed in your PXP stock for something worthwhile.

Let me guess, the buyout involves something plastic or rubber being shoved up Ryan's ass?

more like Ryan's prolapse got caught in Brandon's zipper..again.

That puts Ryan on disability and Brandon running for the border.

From now on, the only border I will be running to is the one at Taco Bell.

Running to or working at?

Running when I'm late. Walking when I get the bus schedule down right.

We know you don't have anywhere to go, so you figuring out bus schedules means you are hunting talent.

Might I suggest the formula aisle from 9th-14th and 25th-31st. Just wander up to the first girl that loots a couple cans and ask her if she wants to earn some honest money and not put herself at risk. You'll get bonus points for lying twice to her.

It appears my financial difficulties are getting worse. I went to see my banker to discuss my net worth. Granted, it's an older volleyball net but I still say it's worth $20. The greedy banker says $5.

Starting a kickstarter account in the morning.

There, in a seedy apartment complex you will find a sexless faceblaster. The nerdy porn version of Private Pyle from 'Full Metal Jacket'. A man with absolutely no influence in the year 2006. And yet, this asshole still has something to say. Awesome.

Finally got released, eh jailbird?

These two are bickering yet the title of the thread links my name with "world's dumbest." It's not fair and I think it should be amended to include others who qualify.

Well, it's called World's Dumbest for a reason. Be proud to be one of the dumbest people on this planet.

brandon you should be happy to know on gaydt they had a thread about yellow cumshots and the scenes they were in.of course you came up in the discussion,as did your custom cum.

I'm no longer young, dumb, and full of normal cum. Thank God I have the love and support of my friends here.

You posted pics a while back of semi-normal looking splooge that you were freezing. So you were obviously stockpiling shit for possible future use. My question is: What drug are you now taking that makes your spunk look like old yogurt that's been strained through dirty socks after running a marathon?

He's got a frozen banana stand that also sells cumsicles.

brandons brawny banana stand and off color cum emporium

Here Comes Honey Mustard Goo.