Top Ten Reasons I Don’t Date Male Performers

10.) I refuse to f@$% a man that willingly owns and wears Affliction/ Ed Hardy s%!#. = SUS.
- All male performers have thee worst fashion EVER!!
‘….Hold on… Lemme throw on my Affliction shirt real quick… I just put my True Religion jeans on… Over my Calvin Klein panties I got at Ross… Where are my mom’s Nike running shoes??….”
lolz. I just can’t date a guy if his fashion is f@$%ed up. Not like that. I’d rather date a guy that looks homeless and can make dime store fashions work than a guy that dresses like a complete a$$hole.

9.) I refuse to date a man that chooses to spend a majority of his “off time” surrounded by and touching other sweaty men at the gym. It’s a extra NoGo if u roll around on a mat barefoot with another man for fun. (Crossfit / Ju Jitsu / MMA) = SUS.
- Why is it that almost all male performers like to surround themselves with sweaty men at the gym on their off time. Like that’s all they do. Often opting to roll around barefoot with them on a mat covered in other men’s sweat. That’s sus. This is also the reason why I am not really a fan of MMA. Straight men should never be touching each other all over their bodies when they are barefoot. Not unless they’re f@$%ing. Mainstream boxing is a corrupt sport now but at least they are really fighting. I feel like MMA is aggressive groping for men that keep their gay side repressed. It’s 2012. You can’t get married everywhere but it’s cool to be gay now. You can come out of hiding.

8.) I don’t date/f@$% insecure men. = SUS.
- You would think most men in porn would have the best self-confidence, riiight?? Being that they have big dicks and f@$% beautiful women all the time AND get PAID for it!! BUT, NO. Most if not ALL of the men in porn are super insecure. Looking for ego validation to fill the void their family created years ago. That’s not a struggle I’m trying to be a part of.

7.) I don’t date women haters. = SUS
- Most men in porn are secret woman haters. I think that this is how they probably were before they got into porn then over the years they’ve just grown to hate women more and more, because…
A) We make more money than they do (in porn)
&
B.) We get more dick than they do (in porn and out of porn)

6.) Most if not all porno guys are horrible at eating p@$$y. I can’t have that.
- There are a few exceptions but, not really. Most of them think they are good and brag about being good but really they aren’t. They’re just trying to close their eyes and quickly make their way down to eating our buttholes. Praying on the way down that the girl they’re working with is lazy and got stubble on her butt so at least they can pretend we’re a boys. = SUS

5.) I refuse to date a man that drinks Muscle Milk. = Sus.

4.) I don’t date guys that need to take viagra or poke their dicks with needles to get a boner. = SUPER SUS.
- The men I date get boners because I’m hot and a woman and they’re heterosexual. Men generally don’t have to take drugs to get a boner. And we can’t say that men need to be attracted to a woman to get a boner. Yes, some do but those men aren’t in porn. And pretty much every guy I know outside of porn that I’m friends with have at some point f@$%ed or got brain from an ugly girl and they were still able to get wood. So, really there’s no excuse. Most men in porn are all operating on Viagra and/ Caverject but like to walk around at conventions and shit like they’re better than civilian men. This is not the case. Take their medicine away and I bet money almost all of these porno guys wouldn’t be able to pull it off. Civilian Dick > Porno Dick.

3.) I don’t date men that take mirror pictures of themselves. = SUS.
- If you’re a man and your entire instagam is pictures of u in the mirror or self-shots I can NOT ever, EVER date you. This is something I have only seen male performers and my gays do. Gay men with the self-shots.. Do your thang, boo boo. I know you’re advertising. Gays get a pass. Supposedly “straight” men doing self-shots is a major NOGO. Especially since 9 times out of ten these self-shots are taken on set where there is plenty of naked women everywhere. If you’d rather take a picture of yourself lifting your shirt like some broke down valley version of the Situation, OVER taking a picture of your face buried into the ass of a women you’re about to f@$%.. well, u lack creativity and I want you to know we are ALL questioning your sexuality with every flick you post.

2.) I don’t date guys that wear Acqua Di Gio. = Sus.

1.) I don’t date guys that are sus.

Can someone explain what sus means?

And she has an issue with bare feet but not nudity?

Bye my guesstimations, dat bitch give brain a time or two too many. Ho betta start axing fo some back.

Please, if you insist on this buffoonery, would you kindly keep it to the minstrel thread? Google Translate doesn't yet work on pseudo-ebonics and you've exceeded your quota of tolerance on this. Thank You.

it means shady. i dont know why i know that.

maybe rogans podcast..or ron and fez or 0&A?.

I thought even porn guys had abandoned Affliction shirts except for the mopefuls- the mopes trying to become male talent.

What the fuck is Affliction? I only buy Vivienne Westwood t-shirts. Although I did get a Tony Stark 'Black Sabbath 1978 World Tour' t-shirt just for fun.

Trying. Too. Hard. Vol. VI (I think, or is it VII?)

Oh that's right, you think I'm someone else.

Kristina rose's self inflated opinion of herself. Although she raises a lot of good points, she is hardly without her own reasons to avoid, and most of the issues raised she either shares herself (insecurity from family issues and mirror pictures) while the rest seem to be on the surface vanity issues that have nothing to do with the person's personality or character. A well dressed male performer will have the same or similar issues as the ed hardy variety just with better fashion sense.

"You can nut all over my face, but those white socks with the black shoes have to go" Kristina Rose






p.s sus is an abbreviation for suspect.

im surprised the monkey knew that and no one else.and suspect means suspicious sexuality.

She is using sus to say they are all like Christian.. which is a cock sucking man whole stuffing and getting stuffed six foot five two hundred and sixty pound queer

More a y'all white folk tryina keep a black man down.

I know a strong, proud black man that don't take no shit can scare a cracka, but don't fret son, I comes in peace. I aint here to rob yo licka stow, or fuck y'alls womens. I just here to entertain, edjumicate, and light a fire under my brutha Tritone ass. And gaddam if I aint gettin the job done.

--Balee Dat, Playa!

Some of the Westwood screenprints are pretty slick, but I find the idea of a fitted, designer t-shirt kind of strange, sort of like buying a Mercedes station wagon. If I was was a little younger, had less disposable income, and was four inches shorter, I'd get myself a Bape t-shirt.

Mercedes? Pshaw. I drive an AMG estate wagon, baybee. The ladies love it and the rear deck is large enough for an air or latex mattress, making the car into a shaggin' wagon.

I know I mentioned this one, but here is the shit straight from the mouth of our beloved K-rose:


"IDK, when it started.. maybe it started when I discovered Gangland or Lockup or maybe it started earlier, but I’ve had this prisoner fantasy for a min.

Like, I have this fantasy about picking up two just released prisoners (a black guy & a brown guy) and giving them a ride for a ride
Like just right there in my dirty ass car..

Like imagine two totally ripped dudes with crazy tattoos and all horny AF…
RAPE CITY.. in the BEST way possible.

I also I have a fantasy where I somehow go to a prison in a school girl fit and I totally get banged out by all the prisoners in the yard… *swoon*.

They like my doggy style. :P

I feel like prisoner guys would just be soooooo horny and would fuck different than just regular guys. Because they just haven’t had it in soooooooo long.

I like to imagine getting some sexy ass degenerate back to my apartment and letting him fuck the hell out of me like all day, every hole. Then I can imagine dude bossing me around and making me fix him sandwiches and shit.

Some girls like guys with money. Some girls like guys with looks. Some girls like guys with a future… I like guys with a RAP sheet. ;)"

Would that post be "asking for it" enough for a black and a brown dude to rape her? By brown, does she mean Mexican, or light skinned negro? She lookin for like Wesley Snipes and Dave Chappelle or Wesley and George Lopez?

Another dumbass rant from a cumdumpster...no surprise

that first one would be a hot scene.and the second idea sounds appealing.

"ok,good,now fix yourself a sandwich and jerk me off inside of it and eat it."

It was the crack about the Affliction shirt, wasn't it?

In a porn setting perhaps, but these seem to be real "fantasies" of hers. Unless she's just being that goofy ham that she makes herself out to be, she seems to really be turned on by those idiots you see on lockup who taunt the wardens by shitting on the floor and spitting on the windows. Sounds like the ideal fuck for someone of Kristina's caliber.

And after he dons his ugly t-shirt he should step up onto a golden pedestal and shoot himself in the head.

Meat, that's an Onion article.

Dat's what makeses it teh funneh.

Doesn't matter if it's an Onion article. He should still stick a piece in this mouth and pull the trigger.

I think I may like you ALOT, you wear V.W. tees??? Anglomania FTW

A fanlon on ADT sheds light on Kristina Rose's opinion of people buying shit on her wish list. Complete disregard. That is sus.

"Algaliarept
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Posted - Jun 3 2012: 03:47:16 AM

devoracek43 wrote:
'she changed her twitter to @itskarinawhite'

It is an interesting read, virtually every post the past few days or so that I looked at involved a couple of fawning acolytes and her Amazon wishlist. I got a little burned on something like that once. I don't know what I was expecting I guess, maybe just an acknowledgement that the person got it, but I bought a pair of shoes off of Kristina Rose's wishlist once and never heard anything. It made me think extra hard about doing that for any other star, especially in this economy."

thats karina white you dipshit.

she likes tritones people

shes gonna do ir soon

even ir blowbangs

tri blew his wad reading this

No, illiterate moron. Not reading stuff and trying to correct me does not work out for you in this case.

Kristina Rose needs to just shut the fuck up and take loads. That is why she was put on this earth. To be a whore. She will never be anything but a cum dumpster for losers in "Affliction" shirts hahahahaha!!!

lol maybe take care of the titanic acne first before compiling a list of demands

I hear she got into porn because someone told her jizz helps with pimples.

If that was the case you would have thought she would be doing nothing but bukkakes.