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#385547 - 07/13/09 10:20 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Gia,
If you could wish any painful, debilitating and fatal disease on other porn whores which disease would it be??
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#385548 - 07/14/09 10:14 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia,
I hope you're not ignoring this thread to re-establish boundaries. It's much to late for that. Collectively we've come to feel that we own you, much like bratty kids who think they own their parents.
Now, please tell us, when was the last time you left a skid mark in your panties?
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#385549 - 07/14/09 10:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Today I left a period skid mark.
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#385551 - 07/14/09 10:20 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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you're awesome  can you overnight those panties (unwashed) to me?
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#385559 - 07/15/09 06:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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AVN isn't the only company I shoot for. I also photo assist. Thanks for worrying about my finances, mom. And sugar daddy? That'd be nice! I could shoot in Louboutons instead of these old, ratty Vans. Or would you prefer I carry my photo equipment in Louis Vuitton suitcases? Gawd, LV stuff is so tacky.
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#385560 - 07/15/09 07:51 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Gia, who's the ugliest guy you've ever fucked in porn? Ever done any ill-fated lesbian scenes where some chick's smelly snatch caused you to leave the room? 
Let's just say that day, I definitely took one for Team LA Direct. As far as chicks, I've gotten pretty lucky with their looks and hygiene.
Like Ed Powers and Ron Jeremy have said - they give hope to all us average guys that maybe we too might have a chance with hot chicks! 
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#385567 - 07/17/09 10:53 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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AVN isn't the only company I shoot for. I also photo assist. Thanks for worrying about my finances, mom. And sugar daddy? That'd be nice! I could shoot in Louboutons instead of these old, ratty Vans. Or would you prefer I carry my photo equipment in Louis Vuitton suitcases? Gawd, LV stuff is so tacky.
I would love to see you you shoot in Louboutins , but I love Vans too.
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#385570 - 07/17/09 12:13 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Quiet down nigger rapist.
Fuck you. If I was the mod I would've banned you EONS ago.
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#385572 - 07/17/09 01:49 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Like I said, quiet down nigger rapist. Go back to observing penises in the porn you pirate with the other porch monkey trash.
Yeah, whatever. Continue your sad worship of the equally racist Gia Jordan.
I am through with this board and its degenerate angry white men.
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#385576 - 07/17/09 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thank you, but I don't think I can do Princess Jasmine justice. Now what if you had a tempting offer to play Ariel?
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#385578 - 07/19/09 02:11 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Like I said, quiet down nigger rapist. Go back to observing penises in the porn you pirate with the other porch monkey trash.
Yeah, whatever. Continue your sad worship of the equally racist Gia Jordan.
I am through with this board and its degenerate angry white men.
One less smelly nigger around. Good stuff.
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#385580 - 07/22/09 10:18 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Thank you, but I don't think I can do Princess Jasmine justice. Now what if you had a tempting offer to play Ariel?
Silly girl. *pats butt* I think you could totally pull it off. I on the other hand, not so much. Life on my knees scrubbing floors and talking to imaginary mice is just fine as is, plus I am camera shy.
Back to you.
So besides Coke Stevenson  and Mark J(Who is hands fuckin' down XPT's best poster, like ever!) Who are some your favorite posters?
What are somethings about your life you regret?
If you could change something about XPT, what would it be?
How has your life gotten better since quitting porn?
Soundtrack of you life? (list as many songs as you'd like)
Last but not least...
Where's Uncle B?, is he your Uncle too?
Thanks in advance.
This thread needs to be fucking closed... what is inappropriate about those fucking question.. Sounds like some TEEN BEATOFF AVDtalk fanboy shit to me...
Fucks sake... " gia could pweees come out of retirement and play a role that is thrity years younger than you in a porno parody....?
then she answers with "I want to play the little mermaid"
Seing GIA as either is like the buzz kill of seeing this...
and remembering THIS
or expecting THIS
and getting THIS SHIT
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#385582 - 07/22/09 11:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I originally did want this THREAD to be hott raunchy and wood inspiring centering on cum gobbler extraordinaire Baby Gian Jerkitz (along with satirical and funny-smartalecky and intelligently sarcastic.)
Why couldnt someone else sincerely ask Gia "What is the most splooge you have gobbled in a month?" or "When you are on your knees with your mouth open waiting for a guy to ejaculate onto your tongue, what do you focus on to keep yourself turned on and into it? His eyes, his dick, or what you are going to buy at Neiman Marcus with the money you are making??"
it could be ripping good stuff boys and gurlz, because non of you appreciate just what we have in the form of such a hott, servicey whore like Gia here at XPT....that's not asskissing or fanboism, that's just reality.
And as much as I lurv gia, it is a general purpose luv, I still want to cook, buy stuff for, and throat fuck Holly more....but she is married now or engaged or something so I'm told...doo doo doo, doo doo doo de de doo doo doo dum IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM??!?!?! d d d duh duh dum IS SHE REALLY GONNA TAKE HIM HOME TONIGHT?? IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM?? IF MY EYES DONT DECEIVE ME THERE's SOMETHING GONE WRONG AROUND HERE.....
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#385583 - 07/22/09 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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^^^^ Not my fault you dont watch VH-1 Classics or remember Joe Jackson. Geeez
What the fuck do you people want or expect? I have wasted all my best writings, thoughts, musings and insight in the past 4 years....go back and reasd me threads from January 2005 through last summer (2008)....it was all wasted, now I just appeal to the lowest common denominator, and do.write/say whatever I fucking feel like depending on how hard my dick is or how high I am.
Besides, Gia knows me and what's what...Holly too. Even Smelly Monkey understands me....hates my guts, but understands me.
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#385584 - 07/22/09 12:08 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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Just so Wheels doesn't feel like his hard work has gone to waste, I will happily jump in here.
Gia - Do you ever find yourself in your personal life wishing the random schmoe you are fucking was in the business? Do you ever yearn for, when he blows his load 5 minutes into one of your sloppy blowjobs, him to be able to pop on queue like the guys that used to fuck you for cash?
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#385586 - 07/22/09 03:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Gia when you think back on your porn career what 3 scenes come to mind first and why?
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#385587 - 07/22/09 03:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Why couldnt someone else sincerely ask Gia "What is the most splooge you have gobbled in a month?" or "When you are on your knees with your mouth open waiting for a guy to ejaculate onto your tongue, what do you focus on to keep yourself turned on and into it? His eyes, his dick, or what you are going to buy at Neiman Marcus with the money you are making??"
This is going to be LONGWINDED. In the spirit of a Burg post, get ready for the math equation for the most cum-filled month in my life.
Alrighty, given that the average amount of splooge is probably 1 TBS.
1 TSP = 15ml
4 [4 (15ml) + 5 (15ml) ]
That's 1 month of 4 scenes/week + my bf who probably came in my mouth 5 days/week.
= 540 ml
Oh damn, I forgot some of those scenes were multiple guys, so let's change that first part to 6 (15 ml). That's an extra 110 ml of cum gobbling! Thus, our final answer
=650 ml
That's nearly 1 Litre of cum!!! What a fucking whore I am! :bananacremebrulee:
Backstory to my slutty Vie en Cum:
The first year I was in porn, I had no agent and flew out to shoot whenever my mood saw fit from Las Vegas where I had just moved to from Seattle. I mostly shot with Elegant Angel and love the look of William H's movies.
Thereafter, I decided since I liked performing so much, I should do some research so I could make some serious cash. I noticed the industry climate was leaning more towards agencies than independent girls because it ensures that the girls is going to show up and it's an easy way for the companies to discover new faces. My face got a lot of splooge.
My 2nd month at LA Direct, I was booked 4x/week. I also started dating a guy (no, he was not a dirk diggler; he was a civilian. hey burg, he went to bennington in the era of ellis' dress to get laid parties).
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When you are on your knees with your mouth open waiting for a guy to ejaculate onto your tongue, what do you focus on to keep yourself turned on and into it? His eyes, his dick, or what you are going to buy at Neiman Marcus with the money you are making??
Just being engaged in the act itself turns me on. In many ways, it's more sexual than fucking. As far as visually, his cock, his eyes, that diagonal stretch of muscles that go from his waist to the cock, the blond hairs on his arm backlit from the window, the way the corners of his mouth get stern, his hands, the taste of pre-cum on that first lick...
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#385588 - 07/22/09 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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She's so metric...  The Eurowhore that should have been, yes?.
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#385590 - 07/22/09 09:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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That's 1 month of 4 scenes/week + my bf who probably came in my mouth 5 days/week
5 days a week!!! There IS something very special about you 
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#385591 - 07/22/09 11:38 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Now that was the type of insider information that was useful A follow up question, Gia. Since you've been out of the performing biz for a while how has this affected your sperm intake? How often do you get your elixir? Do you ever tell the bf that your hungry and for him to produce a snack right now? Do you feel you're getting enough spooge? If not are you looking for volunteers? 
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#385592 - 07/22/09 11:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanks, Dean. I see some grammar mistakes in my post above and its too late to change them. Shit like that will loom over me like The Minion over a tiny, helpless Jersey Jaxin. In my everyday non-screen life, the amount of cum I consume is dependent upon my relationship status. I'm not into being with guys as one night stands, so relationships are the only time I get cum. Sorry. I'm very boring.
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#385595 - 07/23/09 12:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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One Dyson suck Machine, you earned it, cuz the number of jerker offers who will jerking off after meditating on your post is vicariously equivalent to at least two escorting (real Life) calls with middle aged fat men....call me tomorrow with days when it can be delivered when you are homey home. How many guys do you think are jerking off right now into their wife's, girlfriend's, mother's, sister's baking measuring spoons? See how servicey Gia is? I would have been happy with a simple binge-purge story from her high school days :bananabarfola:
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#385596 - 07/23/09 12:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Insightful creative flashbang before i goes to sleeps:
Reality vs Fantasy, vicarious seperation....we witness baby g gobble, yank our weiners to exhaustion, then carry on with life in abnormal-yet-fulfilling friendship with Gia's other qaulities.....but when you write her here and captivate her mind, you are, in essence splooging in her skull all the same.
Think about it....and she may be demanding, but is not unappreciative.
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