The only pizza I ever ate in Canada was while taking a quick break stop on the drive up the ALCAN highway from Seattle to Anchorage. It was at.... a McDonald's. Maybe it was a test market? I can't remember which city I was in at the time.
Look, even for a bukkake board known for its tolerance of the terminally Panzerific, there are some things that are simply beyond the pale, and I submit to you gentlemen that
"Canadian McDonalds Pizza" tops that list.