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#577819 - 12/21/12 12:17 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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No. Tried it, not into it; That makes it better for the man. No one cares what your man's into. Hey, Gia caught me with a good zinger. How did I miss this before?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#577856 - 12/21/12 11:23 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Kurt is masterful when it comes too bad choices. Went to live in Spain just when the economy went into the shitter. Spain's unemployment rate is as high as it is in Greece. The massage venture is ghey no doubt. Kurt ought to come out of the closet.
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#577859 - 12/21/12 12:11 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
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Kurt is masterful when it comes too bad choices. Went to live in Spain just when the economy went into the shitter. Spain's unemployment rate is as high as it is in Greece. The massage venture is ghey no doubt. Kurt ought to come out of the closet. Allowing yourself to be fucked in the ass by a tranny on film may be the indication you're looking for.
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#577860 - 12/21/12 12:41 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I had no idea that Kurt had hit "bottom". I seem to recall him proclaiming his straightness on this board. I guess FloP #1 applies to men as well as women.
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#577861 - 12/21/12 01:14 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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A whore is a whore is a whore, whether they have a cunt , a cock or both. They are void of souls, credibility and bright futures.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#577864 - 12/21/12 01:59 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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A whore is a whore is a whore, whether they have a cunt , a cock or both. They are void of souls, credibility and bright futures. I feel ya. Nine out of ten whores are that way. I know for a fact that there exceptions since I have on-and-off first hand experience dating back to the 70s. One has to sift through a fair amount of shit to find an honest one, but they do exist. When I find that rare bird I put a good deal of effort into cultivating a mutually beneficial relationship.
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#580647 - 01/19/13 08:17 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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#580650 - 01/19/13 08:27 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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This clown and the Donkey should do a show called Dueling Delusions.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#580660 - 01/19/13 09:47 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Unless they were in a public restroom.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#580669 - 01/19/13 10:26 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian. dont give them any ideas.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#580670 - 01/19/13 10:26 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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Donny wouldn't go within ten feet of kurt out of fear that his "lifestyle" is contagious. yet he moved to thailand.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#580815 - 01/20/13 04:54 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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#580843 - 01/20/13 12:12 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian. Didn't you used to date him or something before he went to jail?
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#580857 - 01/20/13 01:17 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#580861 - 01/20/13 01:29 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian. Didn't you used to date him or something before he went to jail? You're thinking of someone else who went to jail.
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#580864 - 01/20/13 01:36 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Pirate Mope?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#580870 - 01/20/13 01:53 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Aye, matey.
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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#580910 - 01/20/13 07:07 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Ever? At all? I mean, everyone's dated someone who was in or did go to jail. Juvie counts.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#580913 - 01/20/13 07:16 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Never dated him either nor anyone who ended up going to jail. Not even jail for inside trading or tax evasion. ^ is why Gia doesn't date tritones. If she did she wouldn't be able to say that.
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#585232 - 03/08/13 11:52 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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cant believe i actually watched that. queen of black dick? :X also there was an annoying black bitch talking through the whole set.i guess ive never had the unfortunate experience of being in a theater when theres a young jemima talking their heads off the whole way,but it made lackwoods performance even worse.she shouldve been enjoying some chicken wings,not being all depressed/catty throughout the whole thing."oh no he didnt".suck my lil wee wee.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#585246 - 03/09/13 06:28 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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#585250 - 03/09/13 09:46 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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isnt kurt sucking dick for money too?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#585252 - 03/09/13 10:49 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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That is "Massage Therapist", Frankie. He's a total pro.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#585254 - 03/09/13 11:39 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i was alluding to his tranny kurtbang.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#585396 - 03/10/13 07:17 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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That is "Massage Therapist", Frankie. He's a total pro. i only watched the first few minutes and to be honest it could have been worse. one of his first moves was to let the crowd know he's gay with his irish/greek bit. honesty counts, right?. i'm not sure why he went for 10 minutes with cue cards though. using notes means you're going to eat dick up there. he should have tried for 5 from memory and see where it went.
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#600848 - 10/26/13 07:41 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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#600849 - 10/26/13 07:44 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm about to perform or request a search for all your [...] posts and burn them with fire.
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#600852 - 10/26/13 07:52 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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J.B.
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He's doing it to boost his post count so that, at long last and after numerous bannings, he can finally enter the ranks of the "Porn Jesus". (Jesuses? Jesuii? Whatever) Why he would obsess on this so is beyond me, but it's to be expected from a guy who could, ahem, Care Less.
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#600858 - 10/26/13 08:00 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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J.B.
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Yep.
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#600866 - 10/26/13 08:20 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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J.B.
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And he done it. Since he Cared SOOOOOOO Much about it, he should be made to start all over again. I'm not saying ban him or his IP, because he'll just keep coming back. Just make him start over with a new account. And, maybe, better material than a constant c&p job from people who aren't locked in basements.
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#600872 - 10/26/13 09:32 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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The cut and pastes are good. It keeps me from going to certain sites and wanting to comment. I wouldn't trust Mike South with a lump of dog crap, much less my IP.
Happy Porn Jesus, Pipe.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#600887 - 10/26/13 04:44 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Registered: 10/19/06
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yup^, well done pipe. good for you. I'm about to perform or request a search for all your [...] posts and burn them with fire. i'm betting he shuts it down at an even 4k.
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#600891 - 10/26/13 05:57 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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J.B.
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yup^, well done pipe. good for you. Great. He's turned XPT into the fucking Special Olympics.
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#600940 - 10/27/13 08:58 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Huh? Panzer was the XPT version of that Far Side student at the Midvale School for the Gifted before Pulped learned how to spell boring and pretentious.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#601068 - 10/29/13 07:26 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Registered: 10/19/06
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^it's complicated... like this and sometimes this but usually this never this though...
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#601072 - 10/29/13 08:46 PM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Lou misses Figgs' gif bombs.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#601091 - 10/30/13 08:59 AM
Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I can't help but like Sasha Gray.
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