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#319853 - 11/21/08 10:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fuck!!! Someone just won a 1996 Mercedes Benz S600 for $6.500, too bad it was in CA because if it was in NY then I would definatly buy it

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300273639492&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWAX%3AIT&viewitem=





that is like donkey long's 1986 "Yacht"





No way. I actually like that car. I'd buy it.
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#319854 - 11/22/08 02:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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USD 6500 is a fucking steal! Not too many miles, looks good. Only the missing '6' is a bit of a put off.
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#319855 - 11/22/08 06:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex what is you ebay id? i wanna see all the stuff you bought



alexpanzeradt

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#319856 - 11/22/08 09:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Nitroglycerin ointment. $55.00.

This stuff works really well for my tendinitis.

But if I haven't used it for a day or two because it is a nitrate and it dilates blood vessels it gives me what is essentially a migraine. Such are the lengths I go to in order to be able to type.

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#319857 - 11/22/08 10:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Who would appreciate how "stylish" you are? Your mother?




the guy who sold him the box, check the description on ebay

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This is perfect for the guy who needs to orginize his jewelry watches and change. 3 compartments, in one stylish box.




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#319858 - 11/22/08 10:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex why you collect cuff links??????

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#319859 - 11/22/08 10:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase *DELETED*
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#319860 - 11/22/08 10:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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That car is really nice for only 6500.00 I would buy it too. Hope he kept the interior and the car clean during his time driving it. He should have no problem selling that, he'd probably get some more for it.

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#319861 - 11/22/08 10:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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That car is really nice for only 6500.00 I would buy it too. Hope he kept the interior and the car clean during his time driving it. He should have no problem selling that, he'd probably get some more for it.



..a dealer in Glendale...gotta be salvage title!

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#319862 - 11/23/08 11:40 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kenneth Cole watch for $18.00 with free delivery on eBay:



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#319863 - 11/23/08 03:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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3 Kenneth Cole watches for $15.50 on eBay. Snipped them in the last second of the auction, yeah, I am that good :



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#319864 - 11/23/08 07:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Finally lost my 128mb SanDisk that I had since 2003.
So I upgraded to this for $18

There maybe better deals, but this was pretty reasonable.
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#319865 - 11/23/08 08:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Finally lost my 128mb SanDisk that I had since 2003.
So I upgraded to this for $18

There maybe better deals, but this was pretty reasonable.



On friday there will be a bunch of slick deals for the flash memory and other products.

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#319866 - 11/24/08 09:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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But you will have to take part in a re-enactment of the running of the bulls in Pamplona to get anything.
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#319867 - 11/24/08 09:24 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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too true, unknown, there's always at least one report of some fatty that got knocked down and trampled when the heard of elephants hear the store opening bell and the doors fly open with a loud crack from all that mass pressing against them:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/30/national/main586013.shtml

"Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 DVD player at a Wal-Mart SuperCenter, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. Friday announcing the start to the post-Thanksgiving sale, the 41-year-old was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her.

“She got pushed down, and they walked over her like a herd of elephants,” said VanLester's sister, Linda Ellzey. “I told them, `Stop stepping on my sister! She's on the ground!”'

Ellzey said some shoppers tried to help VanLester, and one employee helped Ellzey reach her sister, but most people just continued their rush for deals.

Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her, said Mark O'Keefe, a spokesman for EVAC Ambulance.

She was flown to a hospital, where doctors said she had a seizure after she was knocked down and would likely remain hospitalized through the weekend, Ellzey said. Hospital officials said Saturday they had no information on her condition.

“All they cared about was a stupid DVD player,” she said Saturday."

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#319868 - 11/24/08 09:39 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I was considering doing that on Friday. On top of the fact I'm lacking the discipline to wake up at 3am, then stand in line for 3 hrs, fuck that noise.
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#319869 - 11/24/08 07:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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too true, unknown, there's always at least one report of some fatty that got knocked down and trampled when the heard of elephants hear the store opening bell and the doors fly open with a loud crack from all that mass pressing against them:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/30/national/main586013.shtml

"Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 DVD player at a Wal-Mart SuperCenter, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. Friday announcing the start to the post-Thanksgiving sale, the 41-year-old was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her.

&#8220;She got pushed down, and they walked over her like a herd of elephants,&#8221; said VanLester's sister, Linda Ellzey. &#8220;I told them, `Stop stepping on my sister! She's on the ground!&#8221;'

Ellzey said some shoppers tried to help VanLester, and one employee helped Ellzey reach her sister, but most people just continued their rush for deals.

Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her, said Mark O'Keefe, a spokesman for EVAC Ambulance.

She was flown to a hospital, where doctors said she had a seizure after she was knocked down and would likely remain hospitalized through the weekend, Ellzey said. Hospital officials said Saturday they had no information on her condition.

&#8220;All they cared about was a stupid DVD player,&#8221; she said Saturday."




Fuck the sister, the stuff is sellin' fo cheep!!! 2 years ago when I went to Staples on black friday some hasidic jewish dude brought his wife and their little daughter for the shopping. As soon as the doors opened at 6:00AM and everyone rushed in, even the dude with the wife, and their daughter kinda got trampled over by the greedy customer. It was fun pushing people just because I could get away with it.

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#319870 - 11/24/08 07:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Don't forget to wear your poison tipped golf cleats. And Alex, somehow I wouldn't be surprised if you owned golf shoes because they were on sale and had a brand name printed on them somewhere.
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#319871 - 11/24/08 07:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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PANZERBLOG.COM domain name, slice of dollar pizza, footlong Subway sandwich with everything on it, Sobe vitamin water and bavarian creme Dunkin donut.

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#319872 - 11/24/08 07:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Also won another Kenneth Cole watch on eBay for $10.49:



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#319873 - 11/24/08 07:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You should have posted that 6 minutes earlier.

That's an Eastern Time Zone joke, Californians.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#319874 - 11/24/08 09:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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This post needs to be re-named panzers latest purchase..

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#319875 - 11/24/08 09:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex p rules

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#319876 - 11/25/08 02:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A bottle of Ralph Lauren Polo Blue cologne, and a pair of Sorels because it's snowing like a motherfucker here...


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#319877 - 11/25/08 06:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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English-Russian Tank Dictionary (784 pages, 30,000+ words) for $25.00 on eBay, 1 Krispy Kreme creme donuts $1.10 and 2 Whoppers for $1.00 each.

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#319878 - 11/25/08 08:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A bottle of Ralph Lauren Polo Blue cologne, and a pair of Sorels because it's snowing like a motherfucker here...


Those look really cool for that type of weather.
We havent had a good snow storm in I dont even remember how long.


Matrix Shampoo & Conditioner 13.99 ea., Matrix styling gel 15.99, and Maxtrix Conditioning Balm, 21.99
White Hot Cocoa from Dunkin Donuts 2.05, Glucosamine Vitamins for dogs for their joints/hips 13.99, Clorox Lavendar 2.89, Jar of Peanut Butter for dogs 2.59, Blooming Raisin lipstick by Neutrogena 10.49, Huggies 80 count, 3.69, Paper Towels (4) 99cents ea., doggie doo-doo bags, 3.99, got my eye on Boots, grrrrrrrrrr......335.00 (I cant afford them right now ) silver earrings from guy in street, 12.00 and that's about it today, it was payday early this week.
Paid a few bills and I am now broke again, and for the first time ever in my life, we are going out to dinner for Thanksgiving, never ever heard of in the Italian family lifestyle (well ours anyway). You never eat out on a holiday in a restaurant, it's like taboo, wtf? is that about?

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#319879 - 11/25/08 08:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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They're mad comfy and dry. The guys who were snowboarding in the late 80's wore them, too.
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#319880 - 11/25/08 08:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A bottle of Ralph Lauren Polo Blue cologne, and a pair of Sorels because it's snowing like a motherfucker here...


Those look really cool for that type of weather.
We havent had a good snow storm in I dont even remember how long.


Matrix Shampoo & Conditioner 13.99 ea., Matrix styling gel 15.99, and Maxtrix Conditioning Balm, 21.99
White Hot Cocoa from Dunkin Donuts 2.05, Glucosamine Vitamins for dogs for their joints/hips 13.99, Clorox Lavendar 2.89, Jar of Peanut Butter for dogs 2.59, Blooming Raisin lipstick by Neutrogena 10.49, Huggies 80 count, 3.69, Paper Towels (4) 99cents ea., doggie doo-doo bags, 3.99, got my eye on Boots, grrrrrrrrrr......335.00 (I cant afford them right now ) silver earrings from guy in street, 12.00 and that's about it today, it was payday early this week.
Paid a few bills and I am now broke again, and for the first time ever in my life, we are going out to dinner for Thanksgiving, never ever heard of in the Italian family lifestyle (well ours anyway). You never eat out on a holiday in a restaurant, it's like taboo, wtf? is that about?



Off to Olive Garden? Don't forget the complimentary all-you-can-eat breadsticks!!!

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#319881 - 11/25/08 11:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Olive Garden! Barf!

I usually hit up KFC or something like that but in the last couple of years I have been obsessed with eating at Pioneer the only one I know of is the on Sunset in Silverlake. The chicken is soo greasy and the mashed potatoes and gravy are pretty bland but I love it. Me and my friends call it 80's chicken because the interior decor is sooo oldschool.

Oh the other day I bought my daughter some shoes and I bought my son a 3 piece suit, and a bowtie. Pimp.
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#319882 - 11/26/08 01:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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My friend's friend is a world famous chef (Chateau Marmont), and she says that KFC has the best biscuits anywhere hands down, including any five star restaurant...something about the type of flour and the right ingrediant proportions she says.
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#319883 - 11/27/08 04:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Never ate in Olive Garden in my life, real Italians spit and give the horns to that place. But Im sure you consider that a fancy restaurant with high prices.

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#319884 - 11/27/08 12:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Never ate in Olive Garden in my life, real Italians spit and give the horns to that place. But Im sure you consider that a fancy restaurant with high prices.



Why wouldn't it be fancy? They got fancy pasta.

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#319885 - 11/27/08 12:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319886 - 11/27/08 12:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I have never been but my boyfriend and people we know say they have all gotten food poisoning when they go. Thats enough for me to be grossed out by it. Mac and cheese has pasta, is that fancy too?


To me fancy food is Fancy Feast and fried chicken.
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#319887 - 11/27/08 12:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Mac and cheese has pasta, is that fancy too?




Hell yeah, but only if Deluxe Mac n Cheese is used.

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#319888 - 11/27/08 05:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319889 - 11/27/08 07:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Never ate in Olive Garden in my life, real Italians spit and give the horns to that place. But Im sure you consider that a fancy restaurant with high prices.




If you live in a distant suburbia or a valued small town, Olive Garden would be considered upscale.

Bonus points if a Red Lobster was also available.

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#319890 - 11/27/08 07:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Never ate in Olive Garden in my life, real Italians spit and give the horns to that place. But Im sure you consider that a fancy restaurant with high prices.




If you live in a distant suburbia or a valued small town, Olive Garden would be considered upscale.

Bonus points if a Red Lobster was also available.






I have eaten in each only once. In the late 70s they opened a Red Lobster down the block from my house on LI so we tried it. Haven't been back. Often pass under the big red lobster on 41st and 7th, though. Tourists like to take pictures of the beastie.

Olive Garden ... was taken there my two friends in Lexington, KY in the early 90s. I had no idea it was a chain at the time. I had never heard of them.

It wasn't awful, but it wasn't what I knew as "pasta".

I thought it was to pasta what Pizza Hut is to pizza ... a variation of the original for the midwestern palate.
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#319891 - 11/27/08 07:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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If you live in a distant suburbia or a valued small town, Olive Garden would be considered upscale.






Yes, but Dimitri lives in Brooklyn, where first class Italian food is as ubiquitous as oxygen. Tard should know better.

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#319892 - 11/27/08 08:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I thought it was to pasta what Pizza Hut is to pizza ... a variation of the original for the midwestern palate.




Now, Pizza Hut is offering pasta.

"Try our Tuscani Pastas! Delicious pasta dinners — Premium Bacon Mac ‘N Cheese, Meaty Marinara or Creamy Chicken Alfredo. Finally, restaurant-quality pasta delivered right to your door! Feeds 4 and comes with 5 breadsticks for only $12.99. Dinner’s done!"

If one was on the fence about the "restaurant-quality" pasta for $12.99, the five breadsticks must surely be the tipping point...

http://www.pizzahut.com/Menu.aspx

And for desert after this restaurant-quality repast:

"Baked Cinnamon Sticks
Freshly-baked, soft, melt-in-your-mouth dessert sticks topped with white chocolate and HERSHEY’S® milk chocolate – served with rich chocolate dipping sauce!"

Panzie's thinking of applying for assistant to the assistant manager...

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#319893 - 11/27/08 08:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Now, Pizza Hut is offering pasta.




I saw that. I've seen many Hispanics coming out of the North Bergen restaurant with large package of pasta and a pizza. I think they have some kind of package deal.
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#319894 - 11/27/08 08:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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The melting pot is a cheesy fondue...
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#319895 - 11/28/08 06:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm surprised Alex hasn't posted in this thread yet today. Unless he was the victim of a Black Friday shopping mall parking lot re-enactment of security opening the gates at the 1979 Who concert in Cincinnati.
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#319896 - 11/28/08 07:23 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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10 Targus 256 CD/DVD cases [9.95 each at Staples for the next 2 days].



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#319897 - 11/28/08 12:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm not buying anything today. There is nothing I want, and I don't want to buy something I half-heartedly want just because it's on sale.
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#319898 - 11/28/08 04:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm surprised Alex hasn't posted in this thread yet today. Unless he was the victim of a Black Friday shopping mall parking lot re-enactment of security opening the gates at the 1979 Who concert in Cincinnati.




Just for the record I made this post before having any knowledge of the guy in Long Island being trampled to death. I just knew it was only a matter of time before it happened somewhere.
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#319899 - 11/28/08 06:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

I'm surprised Alex hasn't posted in this thread yet today. Unless he was the victim of a Black Friday shopping mall parking lot re-enactment of security opening the gates at the 1979 Who concert in Cincinnati.




Just for the record I made this post before having any knowledge of the guy in Long Island being trampled to death. I just knew it was only a matter of time before it happened somewhere.



I woke up at 4:07AM today, left the place by 5:02AM. Got to the Bath & Body Works at 5:58AM, I was the 1st and only customer there. I bought 10 oils at $4.00 each there, 5 for mom and 5 for her boyfriend. They had this thing: spend $40.00+ and get a VIP Gift Bag for $15.00 (a $106.00 value). I also applied $10.00 OFF coupon. Then I went to another Bath & Body Works, the one thats near the Grand Central. Bought 4 foot fizzes (that blue shit in a jar) at 2 for $20.00 (reg price is $15.00) and also did the $15.00 VIP Gift Bag thing. I tried using one of those handy $10.00 OFF coupons but the employees here were smart and said that I have to get $10.00 more of products in order to do the coupon and get the VIP Bag, so I took another foot fiz jar. Then I went to Toys R Us over at Times Square and got myself 3 AquaRaiders Legos at $30.00 each (reg price at $60.00). Then I went back home, took a bath, ate a bag with meat, got dressed and went to work. Not much work, so I went shopping again. I stopped by the same Bath & Body works that I went to at 5:58AM and this time got 4 foot fizzes that totaled to $40.00 and I applied the $10.00 OFF coupon. Next stop was another Bath & Body Works that is like 5 blocks from where I was. Here I got the Elixir Blue Body Wash tube for $10.00 and another same tube for free with the BOGO Free coupon that I took out from my grandpa's gift set. From here I went to Toys R Us, same one at Times Square, but the AquaRaiders Legos were all gone. I looked around and found the last set that was stashed under the Lego Chrysler Building fixture. From here I went to another Bath & Body Works on Atlantic Avenue where I bought the pocket hand sanitizer for $1.50 and also got the tube of Sweet Pea body cream that sells for $12.00 but I got it free with my coupon "Get any item up to $12.00 of value with any purchase". From here I stopped by the Target and got myself the Goya Mango Nectar drink for $0.65. My last purchase of the day was the 2 liter bottle of Big Fiz cola from Rite Aid Pharmacy for $0.79.


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#319900 - 11/28/08 06:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You know you are going to give yourself a foot fizz enema for xmas

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#319901 - 11/28/08 07:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm thinking that you would be a mostly-positive contribution to Pentagon work, i.e. Procurement Division.

Caveat being an accumulation of ill-advised enema tank battalions...

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#319902 - 11/28/08 07:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You know you are going to give yourself a foot fizz enema for xmas



I will pretty much sell everything except the 2 Elixir body wash tubes, 4 foot fizz jars and a 1 tube from the VIP gift bag. I just wanna make a couple of bucks on eBay for my trouble.

I have a ConAir foot spa that I never used, so the foot fizz is for the foot spa.

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