Woman seeking man

seeking a robot that will cook my eggs - 19

hello. my name is allie. i have a sexy body that i keep in shape by eating bacon and eggs every morning. i am a model engineering student and i get paid to be me, online. i am from the midwest and i like to farm things. these things could be corns, or perhaps even salmons. i like to listen to pink floyd and to sleepwalk a bunch. but i hate cottonballs and thats the truth. respond only if you are really hairy cuz i like it.

BENEFACTOR - 24

HI THERE LOOKING FOR A SEXY BUSTY BLACK AND INDIAN MIX BEAUTIFUL HOTTIE? WELL I AM LOOKING FOR YOU TOO! I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME OUT WITH MY MONTHLY BILLS IN EXCHANGE I WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR SEXUAL NEEDS! PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO START RIGHT AWAY! NO GAMES! SEND ME A PIC AND I WILL SEND MINE!

beautiful busty curvy BBW for ongoing benefactor/sugar daddy - 21


hi there!!!

for you gentlemen who long for the company of a soft, beautiful full figure girl,

i am a 21 y.o., d&d free mixed race very light skinned white/black (southern creole) BBW Female seeking an ongoing mutual benefactory relationship/gfe no strings
with SERIOUS benefactors/sponsors. Can provide companionship/NSA in
exchange for weekly/monthly stipend. Those who are weathly/well off only, please.

44DDchest, soft creamy peach skin, 270-ish lbs, 5'5" sensual, affectionate, no drama. i can please you, make you very happy, am good company, smart and funny. i'm available for dates as well as girlfriend type experiences too.
Email info
about yourself, your job, what you are looking for, CLOTHED pics etc; I will do the same after you do. Please do not send me vague one liner
emails, phrases or ask for a pic until you do the above. detailed responses a +!!

SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY!!!!!!!!

thanks for reading!

Elise'

Sick off all the bullshit too? - 32
Reply to: anon-42988632@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-09-20, 1:35AM PDT


So I posted once before on CL about how I am sick of dating unavailable/psychotic/indecisive/presumptuous/stalker women and I am bummed that at the age of 32, single girls seem to be either 1) nuts/unavail/fear of commitment B) panicking for a childbirth or 3) too young and frankly I don't want a 23 year old clueless Jane.

However, the sane single girls also make me suspect as I look around at my sane female friends and they are in cozy relationships with little excitement, blockbuster on Fridays and minimal spontanaity. Ugh the thought.

I know, I know, generalizations.

But I am sick of dating interesting (yet psychotic) actors/dancers etc... who are vapid and don't even OFFER to pay. Please at least be registered to vote and not have had difficulty navigating the details of how to do so.

Yeah, I am jaded but face it so are you, I mean shit you are browsing CL.

SO, what happened last time I posted a similar post to this one on CL seeking non game playing, non psycho content interesting single people over 25? I got a bunch of responses, all of whom never replied to my response e-mail, or who went on for a couple of weeks e-mailing but being too busy yada yada and having concerns about meeting etc.

ANYWAY, my sarcasm and rough edges aside, I am a 32 year old who has his shit together. I am finally coming to terms with this and realize that I don't have to leave my rougher-edged past behind just cause I am grown-up with a job now. I have a real job in a non entertainment field.... and I also have a life, a couple of bands I play in, a recording studio, a motorcycle, a circular saw, skis and a Lonely Planet: Italy that is being thumbed for an upcoming backpacking trip. I dig riding my bike around and getting reactions from people who drive 2 blocks. I am not from these parts, I come from the land of mass transit but I have been here for a few years and I admit I dig it. Oh yeah and fuck professional sports cause i'd rather be outside getting my heartrate up the natural way. If you are turned off by a guy who'd rather hike than watch boxing, please move on.

Next week I am seeing the Pixies and Stereolab/Air so ideally you know what that's all about, and you don't mind some good films at the Sunset 5.

If you want a guy who is going to sweep you off your feet/rescue you or do any other traditional bullshit it ain't me. But if you are a liberated sarcastic child-hearted bad ass indie and independent chick who will gladly spray snow in my face when you (try to) beat me down the mountain and you have your shit together and have some kind of job, life and direction but are not opposed to dancing to 80's tunes all night and YOU ARE READING THESE PERSONALS WITH THE INTENTION OF ACTUALLY MEETING SOME-FUCKING-ONE ONE DAY AS A RESULT then send me a message in a god damn bottle.

Oh yeah and you notice I didn't put any physical shit in here. Not that I don't care cause I got standards and I look pretty dang snazzy myself if I may say so. But I ain't gonna ask for your pic so don't bug me for mine right off the bat. Fuck LA and it's image based garbage. Just send me a goddamn interesting message and we'll see what happens.