apparently kelly divine's 'BF' cheated on her or some shit and she proceeded to let the whole twitter world know at 6 am though she was ranting from the night before.

https://twitter.com/KellyDivine/status/244667975590883328

just one of the MANY tweets. i don't know what i find funnier .... a porn whore thinking she deserves a 'faithful' man (seeing as though they fuck other guys for a living and claim it's only a 'job') or the deluded fans who take time to tweet them in an effort to console them (check out daniel k rofl). now don't get me wrong, KD is one of my all-time fav PW, but i'll be damned if i give a flying fuck what goes on in her personal life much less spend money 'spoiling her' or trying to tell her to 'be strong' etc, lmao.

i just don't get it, they fuck other men for a living, why should anyone be faithful to them????? get back in front of the camera whore ... we give these pw so much adoration they begin to think they are actual celebrities or something.

That's not a rant, this is a rant.

What is SPH, from the petition in your link?

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Great find but I think this really belongs in the Post things that Tritone wouldn't like thread.

Edit: Hey there's an Xbox 360 on her Amazon Wish List. Now we know what the boyfriend wanted.

How the fuck did we pass this Daniel Kaczynski fellow up? He's the AC Cream for the new millenium.

At least he had the presence of mind to partially slide the door across, so we couldn't see the bodies.

great outfits^.

The rants are absolute gold.

Our new friend Danny appears to be a superhero in training.

With a name like "Kaczynski" I'd wager he had a head start.

Jesus. What a fucking hovel that guy lives in.

Why doesn't he just replace those blinds instead of just letting that shit hang there? Have some fucking pride.

He's like a short fat retarded Undertaker.

Oh, what a find. This guy has the potential to out-creep Boner-One.

He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

It does my heart good to see everyone setting aside their differences and band together to taunt a retard.

i was just about to say the same thing.

He needs to ditch what is left of his eyebrows and go full bore disturbing as fuck.

I was actually researching Cancer Ribbon color meanings the other day, more on that to come, but lets try to figure out what he is in support of with the green ribbon on his Twitter avatar. I am at a coin flip between Bi-Polar and Traumatic Brain Injury.



P.S. Please no one tweet him a link to this thread until we have consolidated a larger array of material. Thank you.

I'm not going to rat out anyone, or spoil what y'all consider fun, but if you need to round up a posse or a "larger array of material" to deliver a beating to a retard, you might already have been outdone by your intended target.

He sure looks like another Ace. Might even stalk like Ace. But maybe "we" oughta let fatboy hang himself, yes?

Just a thought.


Oh, and, who is this "WE" you speak of?

Sometimes it's about the quality of the rib. I'm sure he's been a target more than once, so he might be a tougher fish to land than he looks. We're not Star Fleet. We're allowed to interfere in alien cultures.

Never saw this, fucking hilarious! Twitter rants by porn whore's can be funny, but the best ones are the twitter cat fights that go on sometimes. Like a few days ago Jenna Presley went off on Monique Alexandre for some reason. That was some funny shit.

sph is small penis humiliation

fucking hilarious lmao

great job with posting this pipe!

Looks like Billy Corgan ate Aretha Franklin.

You didn't need to quote the entire message.

and you didn't need to give a fuck

Says the who started a petition about cock.

Maybe Kelly should look within and drop a few pounds she is really getting to be a big girl. In the words of Dean Wormer "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

her ass and tits will get smaller^.

God's second cruelest joke.

Has this gone up in "Quote of the Day"

A photo that answers the important questions. I can't be the only person who noticed the number of power lines in this picture.

i was more captivated by his gut.but the powerlines could explain alot.

I'm going to say this is a result of bad parenting. If your kid grows up to wear a cloak, a cape or a trenchcoat, you've failed miserably as a parent. You get a golden pentagram if the garment is made of black leather.

your twitter

twitpics

Pics of your dick that you posted for some reason

There's ton more. Only an idiot uses the same username everywhere they go.

Also, fuck you.

Mr. Kaczynski is currently single, cleans medical examiners offices and really likes wolves.

His eyes show a slight touch of wonkiness, indicating probable grandparent inbreeding practices.



"Damn I'm trying to add people as family on facebook and they won't admit we're related." -- Daniel Kaczynski.

Twenty bucks says this mouthbreather was conceived in the Appalachian mountains.

A passing resemblance to...



... with probably the same end result.

I see some Ricardo Lopez action in this guy's future. Hand painted posters and all.

the tucked in shirts not working for him either.

i dunno frank. it gives that wolf shirt a pretty fucken cool 3d effect.

if youre a big guy and want to tuck in a shirt you get a bigger shirt and let it hang out while being tucked in at the same time.to look like less of a fat ass.

^^What he said. I just don't tuck. It's better for everyone.

I didn't even recognize the wolf shirt. I thought he was wearing a breast plate.

Not a rant but do you guys follow our Melody Jordan. Pics today of her preparing for an enema and then a pic of the toilet bowl full of her shit. Panzer would be proud.

Robster prolly rubbed one out fantasizing about bobbing for peanuts.

I can't wait till she's 40 and shits her pants every time she coughs.

Melody Jordan is a nasty, nasty whore.

You think it will take that long?

I think the expression goes: "It ain't the years, it's the mileage"

What is even funnier is a piece of feral cat shit such as yourself trying to get into the industry and then acting like you're above the performers you've previously praised. http://www.xxxfilmjobs.com/duanculo


Here's a suggestion, monkey boy. Don't go running your mouth about people who are higher up in the food chain in an industry you want to join while using the same user name to get yourself into that industry.

And at the risk of making you strain your lips from even more reading, I want to be clear, you misbegotten son of a punk and a bitch. I'm not calling you a monkey in the typical xpt race baiting fashion that keeps this place from being a viable alternative to ADT. I am calling you a simian because you have the intelligence of an Old World monkey that expresses its discontent with an unhappy stay in captivity by eating its own crap.

Save the denials. You are an idiot. If you're truly interested in "banishing stereotypes," go away and never ever return.