My life has been reduced to doing live shows 3x a day. Basically, I walk down the aisle toward the stage in a Hot Dog on a Stick outfit. I yell, "Hot dogs! Who wants a red hot hot dog?" before leaping on stage and opening the front velcro zipper of my outfit.

The Fox Theater gives me complete artistic freedom for my act.

(I'm at the Army Surplus on East Hastings street picking out fatigues for my next act: G.I. Jordan. It's a salute to the peaceful relations between the US and Canada mixed in with key moments from Gia's career.)