iphone 4S $80
Activation charge $35 (-$25 credit from Verizon)

R.I.P. my blackberry molasses. 7 years. I refused to let go, but today you gave out on me. I went to Target to get the iphone5, but then I found it doesn't come until Friday. Not only that, there's not much difference between the 5 and the 4S. Bigger size screen? So fucking what. The guy charged me only $80 for the iphone 4S which I believe is usually $200. No idea why, but who gives a shit. I feel sufficient about this purchase and I love the iphone camera.