Damn, I'm doing almost as bad as Chico...
almost... since no one could be as bad as Chico without trying.

You guys should join a public league. It's you and nine guys who get drunk, register, then forget all about it. You could make a team out of the players that are still FAs in one league I joined and whip the shit out of the all-powerful Jizz Moppers in our league.