Is it me or did Charlie go off reservation about the same time Coke stopped posting? They did share initials. Could Coke have been a self loathing spic?

Twenty-four episodes a year, bitches. That's $48 million large for Charlie. Half for the tax man, flip two bills to take care of his family, and there's still room for Charlie to blow $450,000 a week. If I had $450,000 a week in spending money (instead of $450,000 a year as it is now), you're damn skippy they would find me face down in a pile of coke with a strap-on dildo lodged in my rectum, while the porn whores scrambled to tweet photographs of their lady parts.

Even checking into the Presidential Suite at some swank hotel, getting a briefcase of cocaine delivered, renting two or three whores for $20-30,000 a weekend, and tossing the odd Bentley at the occasional whore whose bunghole gripped my cock particularly well, it would be extremely difficult to blow through $450,000 a week even with Charlie Sheen's lifestyle. (Especially if he's frugally buying his furniture where Panzer shops for lingonberry pie.)

Friday night was an epic lost-time blackout bender, and it seems from the cold light of Sunday-morning quarterbacking that I blew through $4500. That's 1% of the total available, but I am 99-44/100% positive that my weiner remained thoroughly flaccid throughout. I think I need to take a break.

i'd be getting whores til my nob fell off!! and ingesting + injecting every drug imaginable.

The girls should be careful or Charlie might go all Boys Next Door on their asses.

I have gone through this post trying to figure out which one of you fucks IS Charlie Sheen

Chances are he lurks here at least.

WEHT Da Burglar?

The interview on Stern

All I can say is... remember when Hugh Hefner was Hugh Hefner? You know, the stud jetting off with a bunch of totally hot whores at his beck and call.

I think now Charlie Sheen is the real Hugh Hefner. All Sheen needs is the smoking jacket and pipe (well a tobacco pipe anyway).

Guess who got another shot on goal? Time for evacuation number 4! 7 weeks along

You'd think that the dudes fucking her would care about their own safety enough to wrap it up. She gets all slopped up on booze and pills, then lets anyone with a shiny nickel blow loads in her.

And you'd think she's so skinny her lady parts would stop working.

That's why I always aimed for the face.

So anyone going to Nevada to try her out?

misskaceyjordan on twitter: ( http://twitter.com/#!/misskaceyjordan )

ok you guys can keep playing words with friends with me but what if you could fuck me? hmm lets say in 2 weeks?

i'm on the phone right now figuring exact dates... give me a sec for details i'm just excited as you are!

email me at misskaceyjordan@gmail.com for bookings starting may 24- june 1st to meet me at http://www.sherisranch.com

this will be my last time doing this so make it out to vegas during those dates if you can... xoxo

It's always the last time. She should be getting her PW real estate license anytime now.

I don't blame whores for this.

Music guys are the worst. Every year another farewell tour.

It was the Bunny Ranch she was at last time. I think she was there the same time Desi was there pimping Elli.

You need to narrow that down. When isn't she?

It was right before they they fled into Lubben's arms.

How much you think Lubben paid for their souls?

Renting an SUV for them is more than half a pack of stale Kools and a 6 of Milwaukee's Best, so she over paid.

Yeah. But, I think Lubben's got a quota from Jeebus to meet.

You don't have to go to Vegas, she's been whoring all around the country for quite a while now.

Seems Kacey was Raped in Vegas

Fucked up line of the story, "Because this has happened to me so many times I was, like, fuck it. Go ahead."

You'd figure after the first couple times of getting raped, she'd stop getting so f'n loaded all the time. After hearing her interviews on Stern, her life seems to be nothing but black outs and abortions.

I love the smell of new sigs in the morning.

Always makes me feel good about myself to be recognized by my peers. I thank you sir.

Well ... at least she's awake for the important decisions.

Imagine going to jail for raping a whore, as the bars shut close the first night on a 10-15 year sentence, thinking , I just wasted a huge portion of my life for basically shop lifting a stick of gum. $150-250 is what 15 years of my life cost me. Some people.

i doubt anyone is going to jail based on kaceys current story. jack venice might disagree though.

Ohh I know, but if true the guy has put himself in position to face such reality. Innocent or not, im for the sentence of jack, just for the sake of getting rid of that stupid leg tattoo for the porn scene, which distracted me many a time.

monkeys dropping real knowledge.

you need to see the last 2 vids she did before she deleted her account gives a little insight into how messed up she was that day and night

post a link?.

This is the one she shot at the hotel

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=1060

and this is the one she posted right before she deleted there was actually a you tubevid but she deleted that

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/2011/06/kacey-jordans-last-tweet-vid/

Sadly you have to sit thru a quik add

are those links working for anyone else?.

really, i jus clicked them..they seemed fine...

should take you to a forum with vid titled kasey wants a drink an the other called Kaceys last Vid...

thanks fiend...

i'm guessing m vonhosebag paid her some attention on twitter, yes?.

She could pass for the Daenarys in Game of Thrones. All she needs is a dwarf, another chick, a couple mopes and rubber dragons and fake dragon eggs. She role out a parody....she could even throw in a mock rape scene over arbor red wine to play off her real life shit for the fan boys.

First she gotta detox from the spray tan, the she gotta grow some titties. GOT broad got milky white skin and some perky jigglers.

Is it wrong that im bummed out that I won't get to see the beautiful dress she is going to buy the same day she cancels her twitter account, my imagination will only allow me to dream so much.

http://www.twitvid.com/4GZ9P

this is really pathetic

That whore is a complete and total train wreck.

yea but thru her it all she still remains quite fuckable...lol

The amount of crazy in a whore is directly proportional to the amount I would like to fuck them.

^^^Really? Where would say, Shawna Lenee rate on this graph?