Greetings from Vancouver's Fox Theater on Main Street. There is a faded 8x10 autograph of Ron Jeremy in the front window.

Did you stand on a crate so you could see Ron's picture?

They let you back into your country?

I just gave the border patrol a heads-up that he may be trying to cross over into the US. They are all going to keep their eyes low on the lookout.

My life has been reduced to doing live shows 3x a day. Basically, I walk down the aisle toward the stage in a Hot Dog on a Stick outfit. I yell, "Hot dogs! Who wants a red hot hot dog?" before leaping on stage and opening the front velcro zipper of my outfit.

The Fox Theater gives me complete artistic freedom for my act.

(I'm at the Army Surplus on East Hastings street picking out fatigues for my next act: G.I. Jordan. It's a salute to the peaceful relations between the US and Canada mixed in with key moments from Gia's career.)

is it just me or does the sign remind anyone else of a pizza shop?

Madame Cleo's on Richards!

What you didn't see is Brandon chasing down the hobo he got to snap the picture, in order to get his camera back.

It wasn't my camera. Part of my duties is to stand outside and drum up business. I repeatedly shout "Who wants to see me naked?" at the top of my lungs. While this hasn't helped business; it hasn't hurt it, either. It seems Fred Willard is the only patron for these types of places and I have no idea if/when he is coming to Vancouver.

Looks like the Golden Age to me. porn and pizza were so much better in the 80s.

When you put on your mini-weenie outfit, I bet you can jam the stick way deep in your ass.

I see you've seen the 11:00pm show. Thank you for your patronage.

Will her scene from Grip Johnson's Army Of Ass 3 be included with your PlanetSuzyDVD release?

Brandon should at least capitalize on his immigration issues. Picture it...Sperm Smugglers. Bitches have to hold all the loads in their mouth until they cross the border. They can't swallow or cum swap until strip search and questions from TSA have been answered.

Gia, please show some sensitivity to Arizona's SB 1070. I think it starts today. Now show me your papers.

whats wrong with pizza now?

Canadian pizza. Yeah, Boyeee!

Halal pizza rules. Someone said it looked like a pizza joint. Actually pizza technology is making NASA-like strides.

Believe the Fox was one of the last porn theatres in north america to still be showing 35mm porn.

I'm pretty sure my dick is bigger than 35mm. If you are going to insult me, I'm leaving.

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You are one disgusting whore. Please keep up the fine work.

they can smuggle loads in their assholes and pussies too.then have other whores eat the wads from the respective holes.

^ You & Gia should set up a production company. I'd get a sub to that website.

interesting.

Actually, Canadian pizza is "Yeah, Boy-R-Deee!"

The only pizza I ever ate in Canada was while taking a quick break stop on the drive up the ALCAN highway from Seattle to Anchorage. It was at.... a McDonald's. Maybe it was a test market? I can't remember which city I was in at the time.

so hows canadian pizza different from american?

Like everything else, it's a cheap crap copy of the real thing.

whats with them and mayo on fries?

I think you're thinking of poutine, in which case that isn't mayo. It's cheese curds and then they top it with brown gravy. I only know this because one of the summer hot dog carts downtown started selling the stuff. I couldn't bring myself to try it. I like dipping french fries into tartar sauce sometimes.

sometimes when we dont have cocktail sauce which i sometimes like on fishsticks,ill use ranch.

Looks like panzer's got his revenge on the "hackers" by hacking someone else. Well done. :golf_clap:

I'm literally dry heaving, knowing that this miniature pervert was just a few miles from my house at one point.

I think you mean kilometers.

Look, even for a bukkake board known for its tolerance of the terminally Panzerific, there are some things that are simply beyond the pale, and I submit to you gentlemen that "Canadian McDonalds Pizza" tops that list.