More like Seroquel.

Jesus. I'm surprised you don't want 'em snorting meth.

Board, no. Whores, yes. Most prefer coke though.

Never smoke a doobie with a whore, cause it makes em lazy.

Pills you can give em, because even if they take em right away, they won't kick in for about 45 minutes, and by that time, you probably out the door.

NEVER give a ho hallucinogens. Last thing you wanna do is be locked into a 6-12 hour train wreck.

^^^I'm not going to confirm or deny any of that knowledge. I will question putting it out there where whores might see it. Yes, I know it'll likely just be Gia, but you never know, and that's where you keep jumping the gun, son.

Fuck you, JB. Drunktard.

Butthurt much?

The Navy should drop 60,000 tons of high-order detonation on your fucking hovel.

Mmmmmm bye-bye. . .

Come on man, whores know about drugs, it's the dimwits I'm trying to help with that.

I hope you get run over by a fucking transit bus while you're scoring a 32 oz. bottle of Boone's in Camden for $1.25

Wrong city Meatz. Only white people in Camden are the chicks fucking drug dealers.

And "dimwits" get helped with common knowledge,ummmmmm, how?

I figured JB for a citizen of Camden, f'sho.

Hey, Mopey, why you trying to put such a jersey spin on things?

Just curious.

Oh, that's right...you think I'm some other fucking guy...

But you make it sooooooooooooo friggin' obvious, like you just got off the boat.

I prefer this version:

BWAHAHAHAHA. Shit, Thank you. I haven't laughed so hard on XPT in years, no matter how hard Meat pretends not to be mopez. Holy shit.

Seriously, FB, thank you. I watched the Gong Show religiously as a kid and to this day I don't remember Luca Eisenstein so Zeptacular. And neither, I'll wager, did Fatty. :genuflects:

Me too. I had a memory of seeing that in 76 and remembered it as guys with Eraserhead sized heads playing broomstick guitars. I described it to friends many times over the years as one of my favorite Gong Show clips ever.
I can't believe it is now on YouTube. God Bless Al Gore for inventing da interwebz.

Blessed be, compadre.

Edit: shit, there's still spittle on the screen,

Walgreens sells them also. Overpriced bullshit. Why pay five bucks for 12 "Help I can't sleep" when you can take your ass to the allergy aisle and pay three bucks for a box of 24 of the exact same fucking thing. Cutting is funny. I remember all the catholic high school girls that used to pull up their sleeves to show off their super kewl "Trent" and "Kurt" cut-jobs. Reznor and Cobain, respectively.