The bathroom stalls are too wide for him to work 2 glory holes at once. They got lineman that have to sit and take a dump in there. Sione Pouha aint gonna butter himself up to be able to walk into, then turn around in a standard width stall.
I would pay like $500 cash to watch you, look up into, and say that to his face. Oh how quickly your Brokeback Mountain cuddling fantasies would be replaced with a brokeface crying on the ground reality.