Let's be honest for a minute. As much as we love freedom and all that, there are some people who not only are not ready for it, but they don't want it. Sure, it's a doper riddle..."we don't want freedom and we should get what we want", but it's true. These people are like children and should be treated as such. With a firm hand. Did we have these problems when Standard Oil ran the Middle East and United Fruit ran South America?

Fuck these lunatics. We're the United Motherfucking States of America. The Great Satan. It's time to show them what Satan is capable of. We need their oil. We should take it. Will they get pissed? They are already, so fuck them. They are standing in the way of mankind's progress. Time to break out the smallpox infested blankets and put a stop to this shit once and for all.