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#570810 - 10/13/12 08:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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2 position coax switch and one foot RG 8x jumper.
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#570812 - 10/13/12 08:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought a fucking 4 pack of Q Ginger.

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#570830 - 10/14/12 01:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
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General Tso's Chicken Combo Special (with Pork Fried Rice and Egg Roll) for $7.90 at the local Chinese joint:



It took the wok guy only 8 seconds to fry the General's sauce into the deep-fried General's pieces.


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#570831 - 10/14/12 01:45 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#570846 - 10/14/12 12:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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heidilicious

sin city 7


deluxe cd/dvd edition of kanye wests my beautiful dark twisted fantasy(on sale for 6 bucks,go get it on amazon while its on sale)



supra pilots(the round laces are coming out for some flat ones)
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#570853 - 10/14/12 02:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
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#570856 - 10/14/12 04:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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What site?
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#570862 - 10/14/12 05:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
What site?

It is one of those sites.

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#570867 - 10/14/12 07:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Never mind.
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#570869 - 10/14/12 07:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
It is one of those sites.


What do you mean?
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#570873 - 10/14/12 07:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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enema or trannie.possibly both at the same time.
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#570875 - 10/14/12 08:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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If it was a recent purchase you are right. Only other stuff he watches are the hairy whores and the fugly whores.
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#570879 - 10/14/12 08:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
enema or trannie.possibly both at the same time.


We all know this. It's nice to see Alex respond though.
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#570893 - 10/15/12 09:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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No more pretense from that boy that's for sure !
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#570948 - 10/16/12 02:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Stylus for $1.01 shipped from China, for yet to be purchased Kindle Fire HD tablet.

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#570958 - 10/16/12 11:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I am 1 for 3 on purchases from China. HDMI cables and Keyboard Protectors were fine transactions, Ipad to HDMI adapter, stiffed on product and refund.
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#570977 - 10/16/12 12:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Uhg, like its so important but Im having anxiety over it, new phone time, IPHONE or GalaxyIII?? Real panic attacks....yeah Luzer, LoLzz.

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#570978 - 10/16/12 12:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I have been having the same problem since last year. I wanna ball peen hammer my Blackberry daily.

IPhone pros: Battery life, tard could use it

Galaxy# Pros: Larger, faster, uses Micro USB connection

Cons w/ Both: no keyboard.

To tell you the truth, I'd probably go with the Galaxy Note if Sprint offered it.
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#570981 - 10/16/12 01:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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you have to move past the keyboard jerky. i know...it sucks but the keyboard is done dude.

gyps what kind of phone do you have now?.
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#570985 - 10/16/12 01:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Sony Bravia 40 inch LED with Netflix app. Nice TV, very happy so far.
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#570995 - 10/16/12 03:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: RenfieldGyps]
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Originally Posted By: RenfieldGyps
Uhg, like its so important but Im having anxiety over it, new phone time, IPHONE or GalaxyIII?? Real panic attacks....yeah Luzer, LoLzz.


Got the 4s for cheap and love it. been a little panicky meself lately. Stay strong, girl.
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#570997 - 10/16/12 04:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I have a Galaxy S3 and it's the bomb. I don't know about battery life of the new iPhone but the chick has the older one and while she bragged when it was new, the battery sucks now. And she can't change it.

I bought a wall charger and two spare S3 batteries from a Chinese ebay seller for 8 bucks and 6 bucks shipping. I already have an inverter in my suv for the laptop so I just keep a battery charging in there and swap the batteries whenever it gets low. I never spend time plugged to a charger.

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#571015 - 10/16/12 06:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I think the ability to change the battery is what will swing me to the Galaxy. I don't like changing phones often. Before I got this BB 2 years ago, I had the same flip phone for 5-6 years. Matter of fact, that was a Samsung, so that is going to seal the deal. I am going S3.

How much did the wall charger and batteries set you back?
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#571024 - 10/17/12 02:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Cool thing about Galaxy is you can have Metro PCS as your carrier and pay just $50/month.

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#571026 - 10/17/12 04:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Cool thing about Galaxy is you can have Metro PCS as your carrier and pay just $50/month.

Are there any start-up fees for Metro Pee-See-Es?

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#571029 - 10/17/12 07:30 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I think the ability to change the battery is what will swing me to the Galaxy. I don't like changing phones often. Before I got this BB 2 years ago, I had the same flip phone for 5-6 years. Matter of fact, that was a Samsung, so that is going to seal the deal. I am going S3.

How much did the wall charger and batteries set you back?


14 bucks on eBay. Delivered from China.

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#571036 - 10/17/12 11:31 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Does Metro work outside of LA/SF? I thought they were only regional.
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#571040 - 10/17/12 12:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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They're pretty much nation wide.
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#571044 - 10/17/12 01:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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We're talking about going to one of the month by month options, phone- wise. I've been avoiding the whole interwebs on my phone thing, but I need to upgrade so I can use one of the gadgets to be able to take plastic at festivals and shows. Seems like everyone's offering unlimited everything for $50. Anyone have any experience with them?

I just hate the contracts so much. All the fees and taxes and all the other bullshit that keeps nickel and diming the bottom up.
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#571050 - 10/17/12 04:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Metro PCS has great service. Month to month as well
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#571051 - 10/17/12 05:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
We're talking about going to one of the month by month options, phone- wise. I've been avoiding the whole interwebs on my phone thing, but I need to upgrade so I can use one of the gadgets to be able to take plastic at festivals and shows. Seems like everyone's offering unlimited everything for $50. Anyone have any experience with them?

I just hate the contracts so much. All the fees and taxes and all the other bullshit that keeps nickel and diming the bottom up.


If you pay the full price of a smart phone up front you can avoid being on a contract with one of the big companies. That probably doesn't work for you though with the cheapest Verizon phones being $330.
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#571053 - 10/17/12 06:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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check out ting.com if you're okay with using sprint. they'll credit you on unused minutes that billing period. theres no contract and you can cancel anytime. use code word "rogan" for 50 bucks off an s3 or whatever phone you buy from them.

just for the record i have an iphone with a verizon contract and have nothing to do with this offer. just passing along something i've been hearing about.
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#571054 - 10/17/12 07:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Ladies, your next purchase should be fake tits. This is a breeze so far.

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#571057 - 10/17/12 07:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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If you had asked nicely I think Panzer would have cut the implants out of a trannie and given them to you. Sorta like Extreme Couponing.
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#571058 - 10/17/12 07:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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so i take it you got your fakies installed gia? masturbanana
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#571061 - 10/17/12 08:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I'm on Sprint Unlimited 450 plan, like $70something a month, 450 anytime minutes, free night/weekend, free mobile to mobile on any network, unlimited data and text.

I get a 10% AAA discount, it basically covers the fees. 12x7= $84 dollars a year savings, that covers most of the AAA Plus cost ($106?), w/o figuring in the 4 tows, lockouts, jump starts, too drunk to drive home from the bar so I call for a tow, that I get to use each year. AAA is the best money you can spend if you have a car.

If you use AAA discount at hotels, they usually won't give you the points for the free nights. A lot of places, the Internet Rate is cheaper than the AAA rate.
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#571090 - 10/18/12 07:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
you have to move past the keyboard jerky. i know...it sucks but the keyboard is done dude.

gyps what kind of phone do you have now?.
Still rocking an original Android Incredible, Verizon expires in November. Im used to touch screen and want my videos to load faster and my pictures to be better, I have no patience waiting for links and videos to load frown

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#571099 - 10/18/12 11:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I was on Sprint for a few years. They weren't bad. Thanks, folks.
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#571103 - 10/18/12 01:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
If you had asked nicely I think Panzer would have cut the implants out of a trannie and given them to you. Sorta like Extreme Couponing.


Why would Panzer's taste in tits be any better than his taste in cologne and cuff links?
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#571125 - 10/18/12 08:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: RenfieldGyps]
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2x 3TB MyBook hard drives for $130 each (with magical 20% off Staples coupons, that some dude provided me).

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#571272 - 10/20/12 01:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Pair of adidas summit hiking boots. They cost half what i paid for them a few years back.
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#571280 - 10/20/12 03:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Black long sleeve button up dress. $22. Forever21
Burgundy thin leather belt. $40. Banana Republic

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#571282 - 10/20/12 03:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Naked "green machine" juice boosts....so I can serve something to the ladies and make a joke at the same time.

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#571283 - 10/20/12 04:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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I thought you undressing was your way of serving something to the ladies and making a joke at the same time?

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#571287 - 10/20/12 05:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I thought the big joke was how much he pays.

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#571415 - 10/21/12 06:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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decided to send back the pair i got earlier this week.no heel padding whatsoever and the upper heel part on them is stiff.they wouldnt have been comfortable everyday shoes.

oh and i inadvertently got sin city 7 free because it was the second edition.i ordered the third and was dissapointed so i told the seller.she said just keep it and ill get the credit back.*shrugs*
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#571417 - 10/21/12 06:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Black sweater with Scottie dogs all over it. $20. XXI

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#571419 - 10/21/12 06:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought a box of tampons for JB's fragile ego.

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#571424 - 10/21/12 06:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Shit. Where we're you when I was in NYC and had my period?

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#571425 - 10/21/12 07:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Upstate.

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