I'm willing to cut Frankie some slack on this one. Perhaps he just appreciates the attempt to return to the Golden Age of Porn, which was characterized by features that contained some pretty good sex with hot women who at least could deliver a dramatic line without appearing too ridiculous.

When I think of these Golden Age movies, I think of some of my favorite porn stars (who were actually stars of porn), such as Jessie St. James, Annette Haven, Honey Wilder, Kay Parker and Loni Sanders. Like Frankie, I would love to see a new generation of those stars in professionally produced features. I have no illusions that it will even happen, but I can only hope. Apparently, Frankie shares the same dream.