One time a told an orthodox Jew I could never join his religion, because I couldn't give up bacon. He said he eats bacon, turkey bacon. I looked at him and said, "That's like saying you aren't a virgin, because a chick gave you a handjob." He put his head down and walked away.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral