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#56704 - 09/19/04 06:22 PM Let s kill the Monkey
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Ok...

I ve been asking him many times on a date.
I wanted to meet him, he said no.
I offered to drink a pint of beer, he refused.
I offered to have tequila shots together, still negative.

Let s kill him!!!!! What would be the worst death that the Monkey deserves??
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#56705 - 09/19/04 06:24 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178


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#56706 - 09/19/04 06:25 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Ok...

I ve been asking him many times on a date.
I wanted to meet him, he said no.
I offered to drink a pint of beer, he refused.
I offered to have tequila shots together, still negative.

Let s kill him!!!!! What would be the worst death that the Monkey deserves??




Julia roberts 18 day movie marathon?.

12 month lock down sharing a 4 by 7 room with smartt and no windows?
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#56707 - 09/19/04 06:26 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:


12 month lock down sharing a 4 by 7 room with smartt and no windows?




I wanna punish YOU, not Smartt.
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#56708 - 09/19/04 06:30 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I wanna punish YOU, not Smartt.






Meliss makes my penis







Kyoto that was for you
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#56709 - 09/19/04 06:32 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Is that Smartt's penis?
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#56710 - 09/19/04 06:32 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
ChickenMaster Offline
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Is that Smartt's penis?




Unfortunately yes.

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#56711 - 09/19/04 06:39 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
People underestimate how important an attractive penis is to porn flicks. It is like an attractive vagina it can make or break a scene. Its almost as important as a guy's ability to deliver a good pop shot. I mean smartt's penis isn't upto porn scratch, but then again i don't think marc davis penis is either, it can't stay hard, giant purple head, can't blow a proper load. I am only gay some of the time people, stop looking at me like that.
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#56712 - 09/19/04 06:40 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Post a pic of your cock, Monkey
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#56713 - 09/19/04 06:52 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Post a pic of your cock, Monkey





never, only 7 people have seen my penis. Me, the doctor who delievered me, my mother, my father, fayner, angelica and taylor rain (long story). Besides its hard to see with the naked eye.
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#56714 - 09/19/04 06:54 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Posts: 797
i ll bring a microscope
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#56715 - 09/19/04 06:56 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

Post a pic of your cock, Monkey





never, only 7 people have seen my penis. Me, the doctor who delievered me, my mother, my father, fayner, angelica and taylor rain (long story). Besides its hard to see with the naked eye.


angelica + taylor rain -BASTARD
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#56716 - 09/19/04 06:58 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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angelica + taylor rain -BASTARD




im just glad you left my cousin out of it, crazy junkie, thats what you get for growing up in the ghetto.
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#56717 - 09/19/04 07:06 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
That reminds me- I have been so into Melis that I forgot about my devotion to your cousin. Please don't tell her as she is my true crush
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#56718 - 09/19/04 09:49 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Post a pic of your cock, Monkey




Melis is chasing the monkey a little too aggressively....

I'm getting a bad feeling that she fell asleep and left her computer logged on.

watch out monkey..it may not be vagina you are talkin to.

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#56719 - 09/19/04 10:24 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Post a pic of your cock, Monkey




Watch out Monkey. Brandon has been known to impersonate the French
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#56720 - 09/20/04 12:25 AM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Quote:

Is that Smartt's penis?




Aye. You likey likey?



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#56721 - 09/20/04 03:20 PM Re: Let s kill the Monkey
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
The plug free posts baffle me. So im in two minds.
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