One of my favorite Ron White quotes, telling a story about being on a commuter airplane having engine trouble:

Seatmate: "Hey man! [gasps for air] Hey, man! Hey, man! [gasps for air] If one of these engines fails, [gasps for air] how far will the other one take us?"

White: "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty handy, 'cause that's where we're headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour! We're haulin' ass!"

Pretty much where that plane was headed when it took off sometime Sunday morning.