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#566651 - 09/10/12 11:25 AM whoa this seems like an actual movie
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#566763 - 09/10/12 11:55 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Liza is hot.

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#566817 - 09/11/12 06:13 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: Claude Goddard]
Fenrir Offline
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That looks like something I'd actually watch.

Not bad.

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#566818 - 09/11/12 06:18 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
frankie fatale Offline
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it impresses me because i actually want to watch it like its a movie.of course the liza scene looks worth pounding off to.they should try to get this on movie channels like digital playground does with some of their movies.
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#566854 - 09/12/12 05:40 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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Second year film student trite, that slow building whimsical music, dark lighting, back and forth close ups and half speed shots is bullshit lazy film making even by porn standards and whats with the clamoring for story lines?? Do you really need to see the acting chops of a professional whore? Jesus.
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#566860 - 09/12/12 08:31 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
frankie fatale Offline
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thats why it seems more like a movie than a porn movie to me.i would actually like to see it as just that,a movie with a plot.
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#566864 - 09/12/12 09:38 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
Jerkules Offline
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Does that mean you will have popcorn in your lap, instead of lube and a sock?
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#566865 - 09/12/12 10:00 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Second year film student trite, that slow building whimsical music, dark lighting, back and forth close ups and half speed shots is bullshit lazy film making even by porn standards and whats with the clamoring for story lines?? Do you really need to see the acting chops of a professional whore? Jesus.


i was waiting for lauren conrad and spencer pratt to show up.

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#566872 - 09/12/12 11:46 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Does that mean you will have popcorn in your lap, instead of lube and a sock?
possibly after watching it once and jerking.i know i wouldnt be able to keep my dick in my pants during the liza del sierra scene.but yeah the trailer makes it seem like an actual movie that just happens to have sex in it.very european.
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#566877 - 09/12/12 12:03 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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The music is more than inspired by Sigur Rós.
The videography looks above Wicked around ten years ago; their lighting was too blue and thus appeared cold, the processing of the video sloppy. This looks considerably better, but that is not that much. The whore monologue barely works with the video. She got her holes double-stuffed for the same company, which is where it becomes about porn again.
It is all very cute and fluffy, this hobby feature shit into the bad lens of a camcorder.
The artistic value aspect some want to cram into pornish things mostly is unwarranted.
At least Paul Thomas will die soon and not push out a lot more of his worthless donkey shows.

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#566960 - 09/12/12 08:03 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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So you like it then?
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#566985 - 09/12/12 08:28 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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Let me get this straight ! Mostly lez action-check, artsy fartsy photography -check, attempt at being a real movie - check, pretentiousness out the ass - check = total fucking boring piece of non watchable shit ! Surprised at Frankie but not Claude to some degree. When I first looked at the clip I thought the poster needs to run back to ADT then I saw it was Frankie. WTF !!!??????
If this had some fringe mainstream actors and actresses going at it then it would be noteworthy but porn actors going the other way just doesn't work.
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#567002 - 09/12/12 09:49 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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I do not anticipate it to be good. It is one step above the alternative porn features with a lot of badly-lit tattooed people which were popped out several years ago and may still trickle down to recolutionary status sometime. Next porn fad.

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#567156 - 09/14/12 01:55 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Surprised at Frankie but not Claude to some degree.


Come on BD, don't pretend like you don't dig classic features. Sure they don't make them like they use to and never will but at least this will have Liza del Sierra, apparently in a BDSM scene and one obligatory gangbang for the perverts.

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#567166 - 09/14/12 06:56 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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I'm willing to cut Frankie some slack on this one. Perhaps he just appreciates the attempt to return to the Golden Age of Porn, which was characterized by features that contained some pretty good sex with hot women who at least could deliver a dramatic line without appearing too ridiculous.

When I think of these Golden Age movies, I think of some of my favorite porn stars (who were actually stars of porn), such as Jessie St. James, Annette Haven, Honey Wilder, Kay Parker and Loni Sanders. Like Frankie, I would love to see a new generation of those stars in professionally produced features. I have no illusions that it will even happen, but I can only hope. Apparently, Frankie shares the same dream.
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#567168 - 09/14/12 07:04 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
drained Offline
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Those whores probably all sold their cunts in the age of horrible film transfers, looked oddish and sometimes ugly and it was not necessarily clear who was whore and who was whore fucker due to incompetent filming of a lot of hair.

Those whores would be considered hamburger helper nowadays and their gig would be gang bangs for a few weeks and then off into some ditch to die of an overdose.

Always the same with the nostalgic types.

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#567194 - 09/14/12 12:34 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
frankie fatale Offline
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actually im not really one for features.i just think it looks like itd be a good actual movie.
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#567203 - 09/14/12 01:20 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
drained Offline
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Even more odd.

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#567225 - 09/14/12 06:13 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
frankie fatale Offline
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thats why i was impressed.
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#567263 - 09/14/12 08:06 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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Maybe I'd be pleasantly surprised but I'm highly doubtful.....or is that doubtfully high ?
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#567289 - 09/14/12 10:21 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Second year film student trite, that slow building whimsical music, dark lighting, back and forth close ups and half speed shots is bullshit lazy film making even by porn standards and whats with the clamoring for story lines?? Do you really need to see the acting chops of a professional whore? Jesus.


Don't you have grease traps to clean?

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#567342 - 09/15/12 03:23 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
Claude Goddard Offline
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But you don't like g/g at all, so I doubt you'll dig it even for the sex.

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#567350 - 09/15/12 06:17 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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Why is everyone so surprised at Frankie? Sure his avatars are titfuck infinity, but the guy puts the longest and most content-filled posts into the latest movie thread. Guy likes movies.

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#567367 - 09/15/12 08:31 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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Exactly. To channel his review persona: if you don't like this movie your mom got paid $8 to circle suck a group of hobos.
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#567380 - 09/15/12 10:32 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: Claude Goddard]
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Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
But you don't like g/g at all, so I doubt you'll dig it even for the sex.

i do,it just has to be really hot g/g.
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#567382 - 09/15/12 10:39 AM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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Nothing unsexier than a phoned in g/g scene.
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#567453 - 09/15/12 04:07 PM Re: whoa this seems like an actual movie [Re: frankie fatale]
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Boredom vaginafied !
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