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#560141 - 07/18/12 08:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Drinking a Rolling Rock as we chat (the city was out for a week). And i bought a delicious bottle of Tito's Vodka.
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#560143 - 07/18/12 08:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Just walked into the bar. My date has Black Sabbath on the juke and a Ketel on the rocks waiting for me. Yes, same guy from my last few posts here. Later, y'allz!

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#560352 - 07/20/12 07:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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HOLLA AT ME IF YOU WANNA POP CRIS.

day drinking. champagne. yes.

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#560355 - 07/20/12 08:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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Day-drinking champagne leads to a sure-fire headache at about 11pm.

Drink a lot of water and go to an oxygen bar...you're gonna need it.

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#560357 - 07/20/12 08:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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oxygen bar? what is this...the 90s? and even then they were ghey
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#560358 - 07/20/12 08:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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hey there's a water-bar in NYC serving filtered and flavored NYC tap water. I actually believe oxygen would help the day-champagne hangover. Check back in a few hours if you still feel alive.

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#560360 - 07/20/12 08:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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a water bar? jesus christ nyc is getting more douchetastic by the day; thanks mayor guiliani startin' that off. i'll stick with my $1 water from the store.

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#560364 - 07/20/12 08:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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I wouldn't lie to you. Let us know how the day-champagne goes. Been there, done that. It's painful.

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#560365 - 07/20/12 08:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Gia has a point. Maybe if they jerked me off at the water bar I'd pay that much.

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#560366 - 07/20/12 08:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I bet stoopid fucks in NYC pay that much too.

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#560370 - 07/20/12 08:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Mr. Meat]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
I bet stoopid fucks in NYC pay that much too.


those are stupid fucks from wiscopennsyltucky who all wanted to live in ny when they saw sex and the city

i used to come all the time since 92 and now shit's so expensive and now all my relatives from there are gone . anyway, i'm back late sept in case anyone wants more of my complaining or gypsy and her gf wanna do coffee.

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#560375 - 07/20/12 09:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Sierra Nevada Pale Ale & a Captain Morgan

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#560383 - 07/20/12 09:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Highland Park.

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#560395 - 07/20/12 09:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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A friend turned 50 tonight. Stopped by the bar for a handshake, a shot, and a beer. Cut out immediately after. Friday nights in any downtown are too much.

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
hey there's a water-bar in NYC serving filtered and flavored NYC tap water. I actually believe oxygen would help the day-champagne hangover. Check back in a few hours if you still feel alive.


Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I point you two fine detectives to my earlier post...
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#560396 - 07/20/12 09:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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I live in Upstate NY. I was just goofing on city dwellers. I like em' all.

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#560405 - 07/20/12 10:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
oxygen bar? what is this...the 90s? and even then they were ghey


Oxygen bars, Tamagotchi's and Grunge are making a comeback.
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#560407 - 07/20/12 11:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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A deep look into the barrel of a shotgun then.

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#560413 - 07/21/12 04:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
gia jordan Offline
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hey i'm g's date. date of the last few dates shes mentioned. hi. we are having an absolutely wonderful time. quire an intense spectrum of topics have been covered tonight.

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#560424 - 07/21/12 08:08 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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So how's that noggin today, Gia?

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#560489 - 07/21/12 07:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Last night was a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales. kind of spicy, but was cut by a lemon flavor. Normally Sam Adams isn't "micro" enough for my snobbishness, but I got a special order for a pipe. I'm pretty sure I might hit some liquor tonight.


I got into a bunch of 16 ounce Sam summer drafts tonight before dinner. it's almost light beer but not quite. It was a nice change.
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#560493 - 07/21/12 08:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
quire an intense spectrum of topics have been covered tonight.


You're dating Windsock?

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#560498 - 07/21/12 09:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Last night was a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales. kind of spicy, but was cut by a lemon flavor. Normally Sam Adams isn't "micro" enough for my snobbishness, but I got a special order for a pipe. I'm pretty sure I might hit some liquor tonight.


I got into a bunch of 16 ounce Sam summer drafts tonight before dinner. it's almost light beer but not quite. It was a nice change.


I had something called Zon. Boulevard Brewing Co., Kansas City, Mo. I couldn't put my finger on the taste until you mentioned light beer. It had a complicated flavour, but was muted...like a light beer. The bottle was stubby, so I think it'll make a good tobacco waterpipe and waste of bandwidth.
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#560559 - 07/22/12 08:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
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The "Who's Drinking This Morning" award goes to...

Cuba..

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#561278 - 07/27/12 08:56 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Just ordered a mimosa with my waffles. It's my day off, bitches.

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#561295 - 07/27/12 12:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Nothing beats champagne in the morning.
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#561297 - 07/27/12 12:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Just ordered a mimosa with my waffles. It's my day off, bitches.


Were you at Roscoe's?
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#561320 - 07/27/12 02:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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she was there with mandingo and lex steele.^
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#561338 - 07/27/12 04:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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now drinking mcallan 30 somewhere. hiding out from the sun.

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#561340 - 07/27/12 04:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
now drinking mcallan 30 somewhere. hiding out from the sun.


I was looking a clip of you the other day. You're a real dirty anal whore. You were telling the guy to lick and sniff your ass and all sorts of nasty shit. You're hardcore awesome.

I don't drink, btw.

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#561341 - 07/27/12 04:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Glenlivet. Sweet fifteen.

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#561342 - 07/27/12 04:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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going to cool down in the louis vuitton store now and see what's up over there.

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#561373 - 07/27/12 10:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo


Jews are the craftiest lil' buggers. That is hilarious. With so many retarded people flooding the streets, I bet this shit sells like hotcakes.

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#561381 - 07/27/12 11:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Remember oxygen bars? When my dad went on oxygen therapy I'd take some hits off his machine. It was a weird head rush that at the same time would clear your mind.
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#561402 - 07/28/12 06:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Question for you eclectic type drinkers. Does gin seem to have a different effect on you than other types of alcohol ? Seems to be calming and sedating to me which is a relief from the effects of beer on my sleep. I made a blackberry cooler with 7up , gin and blackberry wine the other night and felt like I smoked a j.
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#561416 - 07/28/12 10:06 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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That's an interesting observation, BDM. I'm not too knowledgeable about gin, other than I've recently learned that all gins aren't "British style" juniper bombs, like Tanq & Seagrams, but rather can be any kind of proprietary mix of herbs and whatnot.

I know Hendricks gin is all the rage now, and it's Scottish, of all things. It's delicious and doesn't have much juniper, if any.

Perhaps its just the tradition of gin being a gentleman's drink that infuses it with the calming 'tude?

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#561429 - 07/28/12 11:18 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: John Floofin]
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Originally Posted By: John Floofin


Perhaps its just the tradition of gin being a gentleman's drink that infuses it with the calming 'tude?

or vice versa more likely.
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#561474 - 07/28/12 04:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: John Floofin]
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Originally Posted By: John Floofin
I'm not too knowledgeable about gin



That's never stopped you before. Please, bloviate, you useless prick.

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#561489 - 07/28/12 05:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I think someone needs a drink.

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#561492 - 07/28/12 06:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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^^^I think someone needs to get over themself, useless faggot. You gonna finally come after me in your own voice, for once? I'm all ears.

Faggot.

But, for what it's worth, sláinte mhaith

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#561540 - 07/29/12 01:09 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Only difference I've seen between Gin and Beer is that Gin seems to age an alkie much quicker than Beer does. I have never partaken in Gin for this reason.
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#561558 - 07/29/12 07:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I've seen heavy gin drinkers totally destroyed by late 40s early 50s. Chef who lived down the street from my grandmother's house was a heavy gin-drinking alchy. Guy looked like he was 65. Died at an early age too.

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#561570 - 07/29/12 08:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Only difference I've seen between Gin and Beer is that Gin seems to age an alkie much quicker than Beer does. I have never partaken in Gin for this reason.



I despise Gin. I was also carded on my 40th birthday. Do the math.

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#561572 - 07/29/12 08:52 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I'm 58 and just started drinking it. How long do I have ???
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#561576 - 07/29/12 09:11 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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With your career, BDM, I'd have guessed you looked like Hemingway in your late 20s.

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#561633 - 07/29/12 06:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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30s Somebody actually told me when I had my beard out I should enter a Hemingway lookalike contest. I'm rocking the billy goatee now. No mustache ! Baaaaaaa

Had some tequila with mt. dew. Mountain Margarita ? Not bad but I prefer the gin.
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#561674 - 07/30/12 02:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Somebody mixed up a real oddball concoction last weekend while we were fishing: Guava juice drink, Vodka & Coors Light. I didn't try the stuff because of all the sugar in it, but the drink was nicknamed The Pink Panty Dropper because girls apparently love it.
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#562610 - 08/08/12 04:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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This drink order is going straight to the Things To Not To-Do List: Double Bookers bourbon on the rocks. It turns out that shit is like 130 proof. Luckily it was the last drink of the night because it caused a total blackout 10 minutes after I finished it. I woke up to find the usual trail of clothing & belongings that lead from my front door to the couch where I finished disrobing and passed out.

I'd like to take the night off tonight, but one of my friends just texted to say he's going barhopping to shoot promo videos with the Budweiser girls for the upcoming NFL season.
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#562798 - 08/10/12 11:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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8-9 beers, change of bars then another 3. Birfday shot fo ma nigga too.

About 20 of us met up at the bar for a buddy's birthday. I avoided the shots until some liquored up broad bought a round for the bar and I figured drinking one would be my only contribution to female regret tomorrow morning.

I need a binge weekend w/ cabs and a hotel. Maintaining responsible levels doesn't lead to recharged batteries.
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#562835 - 08/11/12 02:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Me. I've been working my outside to do list since this is the first day in weeks the high hasn't reached 100. I have some Anchor Porter bottles on ice and a date with lakeside campfire without the fire (burn ban).

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#563032 - 08/13/12 05:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Last night's tally: 3 glasses of Veuve at dinner then my bf suggested we get Absinthe at the bar with his friends. I'm still recovering. We went hiking at 8 am today. Then at 10 am when we finished, I realized I felt sick. I still feel sick.

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