As she celebrates her 18th birthday today tabloid sensation Courtney Stodden has a slew of porn offers to sift through...

This young Whore is in demand...I couldn't be bothered but could some one post some pictures of her..

If she turned 18 today then nearly every picture of her on the internet would be from before she was 18. I'm not breaking the rules for you no matter how funny your avatar is.

Huh....??





What a Maroon..!

She's got some "my foot hurts video"....When i'm done with her rectum it would hurt i wonder if she wants to make video about that..

Holy Fuck this little piece of attention seeking meat is smokin...!!

She really has a bangin body. She, her "husband" and her parents are all pieces of shit.

She turned 18 in 1991 for god's sake.

Good. I want to fuck her.

al she was actually just 16 a couple years ago.shes married to some former celeb i think.forget who.



fuck.

and gia you two should share a double dong.

She's married to Doug Hutchins. He was the dickhole guard in the Green Mile. There's some disagreement on her actual age. Amazing what you can learn watching the Soup.

She's way older than she claims. I say that based on no proof but just looking at her.

They managed to make Percy even more creepy and I didn't think that was possible.

You and me both. She looked like she was ready to fuck long before she turned 18.

The guy was on the TV show "Lost". Not sure what she is doing with him.

I don't know either. Her beauty can afford her way better gold digging.

She has chubby upper arms and upper thighs. Like chub on bone, no muscle tone. Pass.

I had no idea who this chick was until I saw this thread. I still don't care, but damn that's a banging body!

Manwin's people want her and are bombarding her through their respective subsidiaries like Brazzers, Digital Playground, Twisty's and probably something else, all with video offerings. Someone high up must have some serious boner for the chick.
Her hubby tries too hard doing the Sheen reprise cash-in though.

meh, never heard of the hoe, never heard of the show. looks like just about any other fake tittied porn wannabe, so I guess she'd be perfect to get gangbanged & bukkakked eventually.tho Im sure Playboy will be calling so the porn studios will be out of luck until she's desperate for cash.

For what it's worth she'll probably be a washed up cunt at 21 ...

First gig: Minion scene!

From your keyboard to God's tablet. Does she have that far to fall, tho? A week ago she was a ua oddity. And to be perfectly honest for a sec, the ua part was the attention grabber. Like the Olsen twins, that Cyrus person, the Disney crop, reaching majority will pretty much the death knell of her relevance.

That said, I'd love to see what her asshole looks like.

Courtney and Wife Swap Whore should do a scene together. Or they can even be the new Blondage.

That would be crazy trainwreck you wouldn't be able to turn away from.

Would you do a scene with either or both?

whoa... hello teagan.

Teagan Presley from out of nowhere with the win.

Just regrets. Get it together.

I want to see that privileged bitch in a gag factor-style scene.

i bet teagan would strap one on for them.

Who was it a while back that said porn industry people don't even lurk here. They do. It is like crack to some of them. The surprising thing is that they don't make BS screen names and post.

Ms. Tegan, next time you pop in, can you give us a booty pic? Thank you.

here ill get her back to the thread.


teagan presley

Me too!

Her dream scene with Dirty Harry someday, may even make it gape!

Yes. That would be quite humiliating. One of the articles about her getting all these offers was that her hubby is a little concerned. He knows the monster he inherited from her parents.

One could set up a scene where Dirty Harry plays her 'daddy' & Johnny Thrust can be her loser husband etc...

It's got Jim Powers written all over it! JM production too I should think

I saw her at a restaurant about a month ago. She was wearing a see-through dress, orange thong, and posed for a bunch of pictures with every teenager who asked. Husband looks like a used-up grandfather.

Assuming her age is accurate, something is horribly wrong with her upbringing. As I understand it she was raised in Ocean Shores, Wa. Not a big metropolis, more of a touristy town. It's a really strange bio.

I see a Playboy spread in her future...but little more.

I somehow can't see her marriage lasting. Eventually, she'll get tired of those old man balls slapping her ass. After that, I could see her quickly having a "sex tape" slip out.

I don't think she is Playboy material based on looks - maybe on hype.

im sure those old wrinkly balls are nice.

..not according to playboy : TMZ

still .. I'd watch her choke on a dick or 4

She is more the pissing in a wine glass for Penthouse type, than Playboy. Someone tweet her contact info to Duke Skywalker.

Does anyone think he's actually banging her? Or is he just the Katie Holmes to her Tom Cruise? I think her whole gimmick is to outrage. What's more outrageous today than a 16 year old innocent marrying a 50something F- list actor?

As if Playboy itself as a brand was anything in porn.
They probably are connected to or owned by some players or whatever, but the clips they offer are solo glam productions no gonzo porn user will ever be happy about.
A lousy relic of an even more stuck-up society. There were several next ones already, so good riddance.

I was thinking Playboy might be desperate enough simply for the hype factor...I mean they did go with Lindsay, and look at her...but I guess they aren't even THAT desperate.

Personally I don't see Courtney going into porn, not because she might not want to...but because I don't believe she has enough talent for that even.

She can't sing. She can't act. She's probably not even talented enough for porn. Objectively speaking, she's really not all that much to look at. As sad as that sounds, I believe it says all that needs to be said about the degree of talent that she actually possesses on any level.

I don't think anyone would be paying any attention to her had she not married the creepy old guy from "The Green Mile" when he was 51, and she was underage. Now that she is 18, that level of interest should be plummeting REALLY fast.

Oh well, there's always the cam sites...she'll be raking in $20 a day there in no time.

What the fuck does singing and acting have to do with taking it in the shitter?

Like your beloved.

Nothing at all...just pointing out the fact that she doesn't seem to have anywhere near the talent required to do anything that she's tried so far...I can't imagine porn would be any different.

As a whole, when it comes to any degree of talent, Courtney doesn't seem to have any...

You don't need any talent to take it in the shitter on camera, just the lack of a soul or a drug problem. Have Mandingo pound her in the ass and you'll get a realistic enough reaction from her, dumbass.

It had to be Mandingo then.

I knew how much you liked sexting with him. It was all for you.

She has a song. Has anyone heard it? I'm afeared it might sound like that Tracy Lords song.

Pot angst.