http://community.elegantangel.com/commun...anal-scene.html

2-3 years ago, with a mope not named James Deen, I'd have been at half staff just hearing about it. Now, eh. She old news. Porn Whore 25 means she's probably creeping up on 30. I used to be quite a fan, now I'm just tired of her.

Cool Story Bitch..

Now wonder what the Heterosexuals think?

You need to try and bottle your suck and see if it is marketable, Piss Ant.

possibly for the gay market^.

and holding out that long on anal usually makes it kind of meh.unless its a whore of giannas caliber.

Frankie, who is the chick in your avatar?

Lexi, I don't get excited seeing any porn star take it in the butt. I've seen it enough times that it has lost any special excitement.

I can vouch that her age is correct. I remember when she and Tia Tanaka first arrived in pornoland. Wanker shot their first scenes under the names Nollie and Mulan Wang. Tia's first scene for him was a rough 3 on 1 with Surewood, French, and Holmes.

Nollie and Mulan Wang? That's a little donkeyish.

yeah well, nobody ever claimed the guy was clever.

rachel love.small chance it might be jessics moore.

im leaning towards love.

I am surprised that the majority so far feel the same as I do.

If she hates it as much as Eva Angelina hated her first anal scene then it's a definite must see. Now excuse me while I Figgafy this thread.

lil cutie.

Did you hate your first time this much, Lexi?

Lexi's fat.

A board full on jaded closet case Cynical assholes disagrees?

Not surprised.

Also I see you've produced a typo "your" should be "you're" and I see that all the cynical secrete asshole rank and file have yet to call you out on it. If you go to the link and see the post you can see that most think Lexi is attractive and want to see the video.

This place hit a new low when a fan boi like Jerkules is allowed to post and at times be exalted... (although I loved your melt down when Boringho moved your thread out of the cage...and you weren't called out on that incident either)

This place is a husk of its former self. No Industry people post here. No smart people post here. No funny people post here. This place is worse than ADT on a bad day.....


I'm the only one who sparks any type of fire here


You bitchez...

I wish that they would just turn the lights out..

game over

Nope "you're" is the contraction for "you are". It's "your" you stupid fucking shitbag. You're dismissed, now you can return to your Gia attention whoring.

Fuck off and die, Nate. You are not contributing anything of value here. Just go the fuck away and stalk Gian Jerkins elsewhere.

don't break our only hate-bot please.

You are a Fucking asshole

Your a fucking asshole

You're a fucking asshole


The question that special K asked( i'll dumb it down for you-ax-in his poll on whether you're gay or not) is




You're(since you is plural i'm addressing it to the whole collective of gayness here) worthless.

So addressing this to the gay retard trying to call me out and put in my place.

You're and idiot.

English For Idiots


Lou, I thought I told you to log into your Smelly Monkey alt when addressing me or responding to me in any threads?

Then be specific about what you're referring to or at least let a pack of naggers cave in your face with ball-peen hammers.

It should've been "of" not "on" you stupid fucking panty waste. If you're gonna cross your wrists and yell, "Tard on!", and criticize motherfuckers abt English like my first grade teacher, at least get your fucking English correct.

As for Lexi Belle, she's a Grade A whore, no doubt.

She was never fat, but she has at times looked un-toned and a little dumpy. She clearly doesn't own a gym membership or a pair of running shoes.

She's back to doing the IR too .

^^ Money's drying up.

First,

Meat puppet, consider it a honor I've chosen to address your little missive.

I was satirizing the gayness grammar police on this board and how they have chosen to allow special K( I feel I have to point out how Jerkules has a K in his name for your edification dullard) by even pointing out K's typo. Since you've apparently come to this board in recent months I'll give you pass this time and not completely label you a gay...


I've grown weary of this nonsens for now.

Time for lunch..


I'm off to get my ingredients for some Ragu alla Bolongese...


Latter

Is that a Bologna sandwich with Ketchup ? jk

^^Lol. Yeh alright man, have a good lunch.

You trying to draw out the Fatman?

Yessir.

Let's not start correcting grammar. It's cheap hate.

I don't hate Brandon. I was having cheap fun.

i stand corrected,ive got older broads on the brain so forgive me.our lil buddy nate let me know it is jessica moore.

Those coming up with spelling mistakes and while pointing them out making ones themselves are about the most ridiculous thing online. It is the same with punctuation. As if anyone interested in language comes to look for it where it went to die in agony.

Ummm, sorry MPZ, but it would actually be "you stupid pantywaist. . ."

Have a nice day.

This, from someone who barely speaks English.

JB I agree with you on the first, but on the second post re: PD, he barely posts English, not necessarily that he can't speak it. It's an affectation.

Holy fuck. 25 replies and 277views today, I can't wait to read this and catch up.

You think?

It's possible, I mean, he's affected genders before. He traditionally posts from an actual German IP, but that doesn't mean he's actually German.

Give us an example.

How'z that for quick on the denial

That is how things are in Brooklyn. I did not miss much.

What's that supposed to mean, pipsqueak And the overly formal "I did not miss..."

C'mon, you're center stage for the moment, What's on your mind?

I'm not MPZ, douche.

You ARE a fucking dunce. That was a contrived meltdown. I was bored when I saw it and thought it was a good way to fuck with the new mod and see if anyone else would jump in. I only started paying attention to the page views after fucking with you about them. (By the way, 47799+the 28k that dipshit mod wiped out = 75,799 views my thread has gotten. Gonna be poppin 100k by New Years, Piss Ant. Whatchu did, beside piss and moan?)

Since then, cqd has called me out on it and trolled me about it, Bornyo tweeked me and I kept the faux outrage going here and there, because there are a ton of tools, like you, reading this crap that have no clue what is real and what isn't.

I see the vote on page 1 right the fuck here and I see bitch is an after thought any more, losing 6-17. She is hot, and was one of my faves, but the broad had her day, and Eastern Europe is churning out anal teens by the dozen. Anal 25 year old...I could find one of them at the shore for 2 drinks and a 1/2 gram of blow.

Also, I SHOULD be exhalted. Go look in that QOTD thread, I got stellar in there. Look around at some of the sigs, if my words weren't stellar, dudes wouldn't be using them. Look at my threads, views out the ass, keepin the churn going, entertaining posters and lurkers alike.

Niggas fear me too. I try and argue w/ a fella, and they up and run. Dela-douche, Baby Ray, Willie D. I wasn't trying to run any of them off. First 2 definitely had the fear. Willie, he probably didn't fear me, I figure he just don't like losing arguments.

It makes me so sad that some of these people think your (fuck you grammar cop) Mopez. You aint fit to lick his catch rag clean.

In conclusion, you can try to fuck with me, but you will lose in the end.

Sure you're not.

Ummm, what's with Jerky and Nate?

Animosity, it seems.

Looks like a good time to stick around, then.

What the fuck am I denying?

If I wanted to fuck with you, I'd ask which one is Mpz, since you have called both Meat and Nate Mpz alts before, but Meat aint Mpz. Ask Gia about it. Nate is way too lame and unimaginative to be Mpz, nigga just doing YouTubes, no photoshops.

Nate doesn't like it when I call him a Piss Ant. He don't fear me, so I figure he'd be a fun argument to pass some time. I am a bit of an attention whore, at times, so I gave him plenty of material to work with in my response.

Also, NYC getting some fucking tornadoes again. They got one like a year or 2 ago also. I guess them bungalows on Breezy is the closest to trailer homes in the city, so god targeted them.

Jerk, I'm not a big enough mark to think me innocently erasing your thread views wasn't important to you.

Gia mentioned you spent a lot of time and effort telling her Meat wasn't MPZ. I don't think she believed you any more than I do, but I've been wrong before.

Anyway, it's patently obvious it's the mopetard. He went too quickly from "dude wanting to talk about porn" to "I know inside shit."

Like I said, he sucked another dumb Jersey guy into his shit.

JB you're a fucktard. You must sweep sidewalks for a living.

Best you can do in such a rage?

Rage? I ain't in a rage. I just know you're a submoronic fucktard. There ain't no disputing it.

No, technically, you're correct, as it was your spokes-gump, Jerky, who was a-ragin.

but, seriously, the both of you: nobody's buying it anymore.

fucking hilarious gif jerky.

Now you gotta start with me. BULLSHIT one the innocent. You saw me quoting numbers to Nate, so you fucking baseball batted my knees, you fuck. How many threads have you moved since and the post count was unaffected?

At 75k+ views Hottest Picture of the Day would be #6 in The Cage, closing hard on Arab and Loop's Nazi Hunnies. You couldn't have a superstar around in there and pretend to be the be all/end all of The Cage. You needed my thread gone from there.

As I look down the page of the top viewed threads, I see none created by Bornyo. Your stuff got no legs, or you just bandwagon jump in there?

I read the PM I sent her, one sentence was about Meat not being Mpz.

If you don't wanna believe me, don't believe me. Just know that somewhere, Mopezart is laughing his balls off.

All I can say is....Woooooooooo!

Your thread views got erased and I'm still wearing that ten pounds of gold around my waist.

You aren't ready to walk that aisle...

Watch out he'll piss on your fuckin' shoes, man.

Did you steal that bag of gold you're wearing from around the neck of Mark Spiegler?

Yeah, but you had to blow Bob Geigel to get it.

Too bad most of this thread is typical pedantic internerd-BS about grammar.

As for the question, I'm into to seeing it although I don't really care about her taking it in the dumper. So option C.

fayg

Yes, it took a left turn pretty quickly. Thank you for the effort to get it back on track.

Thanks for sharing Claudette. It's always a treat when you chime in.

I care a little bit, but she did her best work early when Wanker wang made her blow and take open mouth cumshots from 8 of the most disgusting people on the planet, and when she fucked the minion which must of been soul crushing.

Wanker bought her for a Minion birthday party and had a bunch of the mopes fuck her one day. And yes, I was one of those 8 disgusting people you mentioned.

Yeah, my guess is right next to you.





How was Breitbart's funeral? Or were you precluded from attending for fear of being subpoenaed?

You two skells and the Texan think nobody's paying attention. Funny, as soon as I post this:




you guys badger Steve to unblock the old MPZ account for the sole purpose of reworking the sig:







Aside from the anachronistic date on that, you're still posting about twinks, ya fucken Poof.

Listen, like I told Stewie: Don't think you fucktards can pull a fast one just because the grownups are having an argument. Nobody likes that.

Firstly, congrats on being apart of the disgusting 8, BUTTTTTT your second point raises more questions. Was the minion birthday party done as a scene? If so on what movie? ORRRR was it done as some private thing which would be far more interesting? If so, how? Like minion was having a party at wanker wangs place, and there was a bunch of you mopes (I am guessing other members of the disgusting 8 also), while Lexi was off to the side while you guys just randomly fucked her? If so, was she withdrawn, just allowing you guys to fuck her whenever, or was she mingling with you people only to slide off to a free room whenever a D8 dick got hard and asked her nicely. Please share more, I find this shit fascinating.

Fine... I will admit I am MPZ and I've been recruited by the FBI. I've been recruited into a special unit called "Team A". I work with a big black dude who wears a Mohawk.

You playing for the Tritone vote, now? Everyone knows you don't like the blacks. Try again.

I've found religion.

You've found a new fool to carry your water. Everything else is the same old Mopetard.

You're right. It's all part of my evil, master plan to take over the world.

You couldn't take over a schoolbus unless someone handed you the keys. I'm not the first one here to notice how quickly you went from "I'm just a newb" to "I know inside stuff." You keep giving yourself away, and it's fun to watch.

While you're thinking of a comeback, I'm going on a beer run. I like to be good and liquored up when the churchies across the street start catterwaling.

Alright, fuck it.

I thought you were sure that Nate was MPZ? So this Meat character must be Nate, too? So Meat is a Piss Ant?

That was an attempt at logic. That will help out.

He's definitely a pissant, but that's besides the point. You're referring to this exchange?





There were some similarity in the incessant "Look at me" schtick, but that's superficial. What remains constant, though, is you defending MPZ till you're blue in the face. Like here:



Why you gotta say it at all? She wasn't even mentioned in the Skurt thread and barely referenced in passing. How come YOU gotta defend him? Cant Meat defend himself? If he ain't MPZ, why is a defense even necessary?

You fuckers give it away every time.

as do i.

Because, as I said in your last melting episode, I invited Meat here from a non porn board, and didn't want to subject him to a paranoid meltdown, so I tried to explain to you that he wasn't Mopez. Thought locked firmly in your dome, there is no reasoning with you. Have at it, melt further. This is what showed up in my inbox after your last tantrum:

"LOL Glad to see I still live rent free in JBs head"

I am now removing myself from this vortex, have fun entertaining your arch nemesis.

That's such a carefully crafted response it's almost a shame to point out that it doesn't respond to anything.

Now, back on topic: Why do you feel the need to defend Meat/MPZ at every turn?

By the way I fly an A-10 Thunderbolt. I'm gonna rain on your fucking parade with some depleted uranium hate in about 30 seconds.

You may as well, since you've been trying it for a few years, now, except for that brief time you were trying to get me to join you and goat in your Darrah hunt.

BTW: WEHT Durfah? Oh, that's right, no one cares. Same as no one will care about this. Let's have it.

^^ It's about time. I have no idea what's going on.

Barry, please, we mustn't rush, <heh> "depleted uranium hate"

BTW, ummm, Meat: If you're not MPZ, how does the shit I've been saying rise to "depleted uranium level" hate mode?

I just always wanted to post something like that.

He isn't MPZ. That much I know.

And how, pray tell, do you know this, Barry? Is it because no one can make a bong out of depleted titanium?

Anyone know if Ms Belle does ATM during this scene or is she holding out on that until she's 40?

You mean, after all this, you don't know? Looks like you answered your own question, then. No one cares.

Except, perhaps, for a husky bi-polar dude formerly from NJ and, as far as anyone knows, now living in Florida. Godspeed, Fatman, wherever you are.

Oh, don't you worry about how I know. It's just a little bit beyond your pay grade. Suffice it to say, I know. Boy oh boy, do I know.

Just because you've never seen one, don't mean there ain't one.

So you are making bongs out of depleted titanium. Not giving a fuck about how many of your fellow stoners get cancer.

Dude, that's not only harsh, it's heinous.

Oh Lord. JB gonna close all the head shops in Brooklyn now...radioactive bongs on the streets!

Ummm, no, chicken little, but thanks for promoting barry-panic all over the place.

Oh, wait, you were being sarcastic, weren't you. My Bad. It's kinda hard to tell these days.

I do what I have to feed my family. I'm no different than Hank Scorpio.

That's a bit grandiose, no? Unless you've won the America's cup and banged Hanoi Jane. I've been wrong before.

20-6 Held Out Too Long is winning in a landslide.

Aaaaaand:





FWIW: I'm one of the Twenty. And I don't care. Meth-Head.

Ghey.

If you say so. Bored.

For anyone that doesn't give a flying fuck whose alt is posting as what alt under the original name of someone else's alt back in 2005 I have attached what faceblaster has sent me privately so that he wouldn't derail jb's derailment of this thread.

I don't want to sidetrack Jim B right now with nostalgia.
No, it was just a text from Wanker like always: " call time is so and so". When the mopes arrived they were told it's Minion's birthday so you guys get extra "me time" with the girl. It was just a regular pre-scene grope fest except this time the pussy was available and the guys took turns.
No balloons, no clown other than Wanker, and no cake.

This stuff happened quite a bit. I remember banging A BUNCH OF WHORES etc. If the girl was dumb enough or Wanker gave her a reason, we would all get some pussy that day.

That's part of what is so funny about Cryin Knox telling me how I never fucked porn girls. Yes, never on camera, but I fucked a ton of them during me time. Some in groups and some one on one. And not only on Wanker's set, me time/warm up time was a common thing. Usually with only the main guy in the scene, but on many occasions the load dumpers too.

Monkey: What was her attitude towards the whole thing? Was she open to doing it? was it all out the in the open with you mopes running a train on her, or did you each get a taste in a private room?



She put up with it and god only knows why. It was all in one room just like a set, except there was no footage sold. She was not the only girl to let all the losers bang her pre-scene. It happened now and again. Some girls just allowed it and I'm sure some were coerced by Wanker in some way.
I think the Minion Birthday thing was her paying back Wanker for a prior incident between the two of them.

What a Yarn. It Takes him a few days to retort to Broccoli Boi and he does it to you in a PM?

LMFAO. It's magic. Thankyou for this.