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#56600 - 09/18/04 08:48 PM Who are these people?
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I'm awarding 500 Turkish lira to whoever can identify these fuckers


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#56601 - 09/18/04 08:55 PM Re: Who are these people?
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I want full names and addresses so I can stalk them like that Rock guy.

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#56602 - 09/18/04 08:56 PM Re: Who are these people?
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well the obvious one would be an ever inflating leonardo de caprio third from left, oh and mr burns from the simpsons third from the right.
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#56603 - 09/18/04 10:17 PM Re: Who are these people?
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The guy on the far left is kyoto and the guy right in the middle is me.
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#56604 - 09/18/04 10:22 PM Re: Who are these people?
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Posts: 5869
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The guy on the far left is kyoto and the guy right in the middle is me.




For the first time in his entire fuckin´ life, Monkey is not joking.

And Kyoto is so thin cause he has AIDS.

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#56605 - 09/18/04 10:24 PM Re: Who are these people?
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Registered: 01/25/04
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And Kyoto is so thin cause he has AIDS.





smartt post some more pictures of you. Good ones with your workshop.
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#56606 - 09/18/04 10:44 PM Re: Who are these people?
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Registered: 08/03/03
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The guy on the far left is kyoto and the guy right in the middle is me.



You're the one with his arm lovingly around Fayner, right?
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#56607 - 09/18/04 10:56 PM Re: Who are these people?
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You're the one with his arm lovingly around Fayner, right?





Yes. Its actually a love triangle, look at the picture, kyoto is filled with jealous rage as he loves me but i love fayner and the twist is fayner loves kyoto, it looks like im about to slap jenna haze in the back of the head in that picture.


If i looked like that guy i would either join a gym, kill myself or move to brazil and change my name to white chocolate or smartt jr.


Jrv, i had no idea that you and cleetus was such big ADT whores, why you post there for?. Well i can understand why you would, your snake in the grass tatics would go down a treat over there but cleetus, your uncle monkey is very disappointed in you.
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#56608 - 09/19/04 03:44 AM Re: Who are these people?
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I'm awarding 500 Turkish lira to whoever can identify these fuckers




From AVN.com
Dan Miller, Lola, Lenny Stiltz, Will Wix, Scott Fayner, Cassi Pishione and Jenna Haze.
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#56609 - 09/19/04 05:45 AM Re: Who are these people?
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Jrv, i had no idea that you and cleetus was such big ADT whores, why you post there for?. Well i can understand why you would, your snake in the grass tatics would go down a treat over there but cleetus, your uncle monkey is very disappointed in you.





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#56610 - 09/19/04 06:54 AM Re: Who are these people?
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HA! An asian guy named Dan Miller?
And he looks like he's got a real hardon for Fayner.

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#56611 - 09/19/04 08:34 AM Re: Who are these people?
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Jrv, i had no idea that you and cleetus was such big ADT whores, why you post there for?. Well i can understand why you would, your snake in the grass tatics would go down a treat over there but cleetus, your uncle monkey is very disappointed in you.











Who posts there? That is someone who stole my nickname
How do you know what goes on over at ADT- Monkey are you Steph or Drew?
I'm sorry to dissapoint but I am rebelling because you are waffling on giving me the front money for the heterosexual branch of Smelly Monkey Productions, so I can make my own porn.
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#56612 - 09/19/04 08:40 AM Re: Who are these people?
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Ok, I forgot to ask but who the hell is Cassi Pishione in that pic? Does she do porn? if so what has she been in? She pumps my nads
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#56613 - 09/19/04 11:18 AM Re: Who are these people?
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Yeah i had no idea. I got a link sent to me showing me that jrv was snaking monkey on a board he doesn't even post on in ADT. Then i see you there, it was like walking in on my wife fucking my best friend, after 2 bottles of vodka and a stomach pumping later i learned to deal with it.


p.s Lance boils avater is starting to freak me out, 13 year old taylor rain high school year book picture,


Edited by smelly monkey (09/19/04 11:19 AM)
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#56614 - 09/19/04 01:45 PM Re: Who are these people?
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Ok, I forgot to ask but who the hell is Cassi Pishione in that pic? Does she do porn? if so what has she been in? She pumps my nads



She works for Direct Models. I did a search on lukeford.com


Edited by zenman (09/19/04 01:55 PM)
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#56615 - 09/19/04 02:19 PM Re: Who are these people?
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LOL, Monkey must have read the Careena Collins thread where JRV and I posted
Thanks Zen- but does that mean she is represented by them or she works for them as a secretary or something? In other words am I going to see her in a flick any time soon?
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#56616 - 09/19/04 06:08 PM Re: Who are these people?
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LOL, Monkey must have read the Careena Collins thread where JRV and I posted
Thanks Zen- but does that mean she is represented by them or she works for them as a secretary or something? In other words am I going to see her in a flick any time soon




not sure , i only read one thread. Even being on that site makes me feel a little sick. If i was drowning ADT would be in the life raft describing the water to me. Its like walking into the lions den. It represents everything im against.
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#56617 - 09/19/04 11:18 PM Re: Who are these people?
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LOL, Monkey must have read the Careena Collins thread where JRV and I posted



No, I think it was in the everlasting Teagan thread where someone was convinced that everything in the Cage was to be taken literally, at face value. I tried to point out that too much suspension-of-disbelief was ill-advised in a forum whose moderator used the handle "Smelly Monkey" but got nowhere...

Careena Collins seems to check in at ADT once a month or so, and I will sometimes post questions for Spiegler.

I also search for hot-links into XXXPT - I caught Brandon hot-linking in pictures of one of his boxcovers - that's right, he uploaded here and was burning XXXPT bandwidth dollars rather than linking to his own company server. If Brandon does it again anywhere Jeff or Tony should change the picture to a JM cover, or maybe do an HTTP redirect to a beastie pic in Europe.

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Thanks Zen- but does that mean she is represented by them or she works for them as a secretary or something? In other words am I going to see her in a flick any time soon?



She's a non-performing employee, although I'm sure they would gladly accommodate any interest she might express at appearing on camera...
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#56618 - 09/20/04 02:33 AM Re: Who are these people?
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Ok, I forgot to ask but who the hell is Cassi Pishione in that pic? Does she do porn? if so what has she been in? She pumps my nads



She works for Direct Models. I did a search on lukeford.com




Sorry, she works in the office. I don't know what she does.
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#56619 - 09/20/04 04:58 AM Re: Who are these people?
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Registered: 08/03/03
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She's a non-performing employee, although I'm sure they would gladly accommodate any interest she might express at appearing on camera...



She may be non-performing, but just barely.

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#56620 - 09/20/04 09:02 AM Re: Who are these people?
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Thanks Zen and Jrv for the info- it is too bad she doesn't do flicks because I like her- well maybe she will take the plunge after working there for a while- porn may get into her system. All i know is I'd buy that for a dollar
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