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#56554 - 09/18/04 05:24 PM Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Edited by smelly monkey (09/18/04 05:30 PM) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56555 - 09/18/04 05:34 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Sadist Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/18/04 Posts: 294 Loc: Lake of Fire	You are truly evil. _________________________ ....'cause we're gonna get tattoos just above the cracks of our robot asses.
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#56556 - 09/18/04 05:40 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: You are truly evil. I think the smooth criminal michael jacksons help enhance the post. Meliss are you okay, are you okay, are you okay me-lissssss. WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO. (grabs crotch) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56557 - 09/18/04 06:38 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	It is a work of art my good man _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#56558 - 09/18/04 10:15 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I figured brandon deserved his own tribute thread, would be great if the man himself would stop by with a comment or meliss. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56559 - 09/19/04 08:19 AM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Toelicker and I are exerting pressure in Brandon's product pimpin thread- so time will tell if he cares enough to come to his own tribute shrine _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#56560 - 09/19/04 09:22 AM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	I think the most hilarious aspect of the pictures is that Brandon has apparently forgotten that he is a life support system for a dick. He actually thinks he's important and he matters. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#56561 - 09/19/04 11:13 AM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	(this thread) (zenman) I have all of a sudden become the smartt of smileys. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56562 - 09/19/04 02:32 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: (this thread) (zenman) I have all of a sudden become the smartt of smileys. Zenamn cums on alot of stuff. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#56563 - 09/19/04 05:47 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: I figured brandon deserved his own tribute thread, would be great if the man himself would stop by with a comment or meliss. Comment on what? Your stupidity??? Too much to say, Monkey. I d love to throw you peanuts someday. Regards, Melissa _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56564 - 09/19/04 05:51 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	C'mon Melis get Brandon to stop by the cage and shoot the shit with us good ole boys all up in here Or better yet post some pics of your sweet ass _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#56565 - 09/19/04 05:56 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: C'mon Melis get Brandon to stop by the cage and shoot the shit with us good ole boys all up in here Or better yet post some pics of your sweet ass I don t think talking shit and throwing insults etc on an internet forum is really a good idea. Nothing better than talking around a few pints of beer... Monkey??? _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56566 - 09/19/04 06:01 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I don t think talking shit and throwing insults etc on an internet forum is really a good idea. Nothing better than talking around a few pints of beer... Monkey??? I didn't insult brandon in this thread, all i did is set up a tribute to the great performer that is brandon, i don't see how posting two pictures that brandon posed for as an insult?. I haven't altered the pictures, i posted them as they were taken, whats wrong with that?. Should be happy he is a sexy sexy man. If i had his penis i would be taking pictures of myself like that too. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56567 - 09/19/04 06:07 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	I didn t say you insulted him in this thread, ...calm down. when do i get a chance to meet the real Monkey? _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56568 - 09/19/04 06:10 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I didn t say you insulted him in this thread, ...calm down. when do i get a chance to meet the real Monkey? How do you know you haven't already met me??. Monkey??? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56569 - 09/19/04 06:12 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	That s exactly what bothers me. Come on let s have tequila shots sometimes. I ll bring bananas _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56570 - 09/19/04 06:16 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: That s exactly what bothers me. Come on let s have tequila shots sometimes. I ll bring bananas Monkey agrees, arrives at place they agree to meet at 1 week later, walks into a dark secluded bar , the only person he sees as he is coming through the door is meliss sitting by herself at a table with cigarette in hand, as soon as he closes the door behind him, he is bum rushed by brandon irons and steve holmes, before he knows what has hit him he gets a mouth filled with chloroform, wakes up a few hours later with blood running down his leg and feeling very sore in certain special areas). _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56571 - 09/19/04 06:19 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	mmm... I don t smoke, so i wouldnt have a cigarette when you d arrive In fact i d love to tie you up and suspend you to the ceiling by your feet. Then torture you and watch you die of starving. Much funnier _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56572 - 09/19/04 06:22 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: In fact i d love to tie you up and suspend you to the ceiling by your feet. Then torture you and watch you die of starving. Will brandon film it and still it in the special features of A good source of iron 7? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56573 - 09/19/04 06:24 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	No. I would have someone filming (maybe Smartt? Or Jrv) and keep it in my private videos collection. And masturbate on it every night. Come on, don t you wanna be the one that makes my pussy wet? _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56574 - 09/19/04 06:28 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Come on, don t you wanna be the one that makes my pussy wet? Sorry meliss, im a penis fiend, ask fayner. Brandon is my hero though, he fucked alexa rae. i must praise him for that. Even if she was delusional thinking she could have a successful mainstream career AFTER porn, one nelly video and 6 months later, she returned to porn, smart move. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56575 - 09/19/04 06:28 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	This thread got really weird and scary in record time. _________________________
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#56576 - 09/19/04 06:31 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: Sorry meliss, im a penis fiend, ask fayner. Brandon is my hero though, he fucked alexa rae. i must praise him for that. Even if she was delusional thinking she could have a successful mainstream career AFTER porn, one nelly video and 6 months later, she returned to porn, smart move. I can wear a strap-on. A huge one. Just for you _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56577 - 09/19/04 06:32 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: This thread got really weird and scary in record time. i agree, kyoto got the topic of rape and murder into the cage, we need to take it back to happier topics like what a bad mother sammura probably is and when is wes coming here to talk about the future of the dick dog and its place in porn. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56578 - 09/19/04 06:34 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I can wear a strap-on. A huge one. Just for you Just don't throw my bling bling by the window, or i will have to blind you with the light off my platinum fronts. Meliss can you get brandon to comment on the pictures, i really want to know what they were taken for and a little story behind each one, Was he making love to the camera, is that his blue steel, etc. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56579 - 09/19/04 06:36 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I agree. Porn is about love. And degradation. In that order. Rape is not a part of it. Torture is something special, we preserve it only for loved ones and Iraqi prisoners. _________________________
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#56580 - 09/19/04 06:40 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Torture is something special, we preserve it only for loved ones and Iraqi prisoners. Quote worthy, lets hope it fits (won't be able to credit you) but if it fits you know its down out of love for the arab. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56581 - 09/19/04 06:43 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: I agree. Porn is about love. And degradation. In that order. Rape is not a part of it. Torture is something special, we preserve it only for loved ones and Iraqi prisoners. I suddently feel like i LOVE the monkey. so i can torture him now???? _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56582 - 09/19/04 06:44 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I shoulda been a T-shirt maker, dammit. _________________________
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#56583 - 09/19/04 06:46 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Quote: I suddently feel like i LOVE the monkey. so i can torture him now???? Okay but no tazers on the first date. _________________________
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#56584 - 09/19/04 06:48 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	I have no idea what a tazer is. Sorry i m french. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56585 - 09/19/04 06:49 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I suddently feel like i LOVE the monkey. so i can torture him now???? Meliss is scaring me, i feel this weird love triangle that i don't want to be part of, because i know once i get in i won't be able to get out. I wonder how angelica will feel about this, since im already her bitch Quote: I shoulda been a T-shirt maker, dammit. Who says you still can't. You can always be a lawyer but the window of opportunity on being a tshirt maker is limited, follow your dreams arab, i want a 2.75% slice of the pie if you go through with it and become successful. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56586 - 09/19/04 06:50 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I have no idea what a tazer is. Sorry i m french. just my luck two quote worthy posts in the same thread on the same day. God damn it. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56587 - 09/19/04 06:50 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Don t you wanna be my kinky little bitch? I ll take care of your ass. I ll have you in a cage and i ll throw you peanuts. Ok if you re a good monkey and you entertain me good, you ll have a banana sometimes. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56588 - 09/19/04 06:52 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: I have no idea what a tazer is. Sorry i m french. Taser Attachments 51398-tasercew03.jpg (3 downloads)
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#56589 - 09/19/04 06:55 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Thanks. Monkey, can you use tazers on me? I kinda like it. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#56590 - 09/19/04 06:57 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Tazer sex, hmmmmm. I would buy it if it was happening to the following people max hardcore, he is just about to piss on some chick who has no previous warning that he is going to do this and she tazers him seconds before he pisses. Marc Davis Jrv Fayner DORON D : It would be great. and i wouldn't put it past wanker wang or me as im known to Gen. . Hand me those eggs. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#56591 - 09/19/04 06:58 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: Thanks. Monkey, can you use tazers on me? I kinda like it. I believe that gun is 50,000 volts, you might want to reconsider that.
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#56592 - 09/19/04 07:03 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: C'mon Melis get Brandon to stop by the cage and shoot the shit with us good ole boys all up in here Or better yet post some pics of your sweet ass I don t think talking shit and throwing insults etc on an internet forum is really a good idea. Nothing better than talking around a few pints of beer... Monkey??? I'll have 8-9 beers with you babe- if you ever come to New York, plus I bet Zenman and Smutmutant would love to tag along if you need a chaperone _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#56593 - 09/19/04 09:05 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I'll have 8-9 beers with you babe- if you ever come to New York, plus I bet Zenman and Smutmutant would love to tag along if you need a chaperone _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#56594 - 09/19/04 10:27 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: I'll have 8-9 beers with you babe- if you ever come to New York, plus I bet Zenman and Smutmutant would love to tag along if you need a chaperone If WHO needs a chaperone? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#56595 - 09/20/04 03:54 AM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: C'mon Melis get Brandon to stop by the cage and shoot the shit with us good ole boys all up in here Or better yet post some pics of your sweet ass It's pretty clear that BI is already here. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#56596 - 09/20/04 09:08 AM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Who do you think is BI toelicker? Meli? Well at this point I figure I'd just make the 4 way date with Mel and if he showed up Zen, Smut and I could just talk about the biz with him- and if he tried to break out one of those photo poses that he likes so much- we could duct tape him to the barstool _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#56597 - 09/20/04 12:39 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Doesn't she seem a bit playful? It reminds me of the Man sewer vs BI posts of old. Maybe not, but I would not be surprised. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#56598 - 09/20/04 01:56 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Well nothing would suprise me but I think it is her and she just likes to screw around- she strikes me as a ballsy chick who likes to have fun and that is why she likes egging the Monkey on. Plus like I said in the other thread BI is too busy pimpin product to chit chat about non PXP issues with us- even in another persona. Oh well I still like his dvd product- whatever.And as far as Me. goes I would still lick her all over for a dime _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#56599 - 09/20/04 03:24 PM Re: Brandon Irons is Cool
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	As i mentioned to toelicker maybe IM brandon irons and i don't even know it, like ed norton in fight club. If this is true then i hope that i never find out and just keep on leaving as brandon irons painfully unaware of it. Maybe that is gone now that im slightly aware of it. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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