Sung to the melody of Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy by the Kinks.

Dan is a fan and he lives to watch dicks.
It's the only thing that gets him by.
He's watched them grow and he's seen all of Rocco.
He's seen him blow and he's seen him bi.
Oh but you and me keep thinking.
That heterosexuality's just passing him by.

Don't want to spend my life reading his retarded fantasies.


Edited by the unknown pervert (09/02/12 09:23 PM)
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules