Jim Rockford
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Loc: LA
I just believe she is too annoying...even for porn. Plus, she's really not all that hot anyway...kinda has a manish look to her IMHO. Maybe guys who have no standards and/or are confused about their own sexuality might buy it?
As far as her singing "career" goes...don't say you weren't warned:
Jim Rockford
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Registered: 12/26/11
Posts: 89
Loc: LA
Call me weird, but I don't find jokes about killing people, & burying them in a shallow grave, to be all that funny...regardless of the venue, porn board or not.
I know the other subject of the joke would be just as "amused" by it (she'd be disgusted by it actually) as I am.
I'm sorry, it's not funny. And I never claimed to be here for the amusement (or bemusement as the case may be) of others, because believe me, I'm not.
Ya notice how Nikki never graced this board with her presence & she NEVER will...despite Gia's best efforts? I know for a fact that there is a good reason for that...and NO, it's not me either. Just sayin'!
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OK, you're weird. Not just because you're a worthless windbag, and a waste of bandwidth, but because you still gush over a whore who called the FBI on you, and got your computer seized as evidence, even though you "claim" it was unwarranted.
Jerkules
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The old whore won't post here, because she has no sense of humor, and could never handle it, just like all the other PWs out there.
Like a comic focuses on the one guy not laughing, or the singer on the one person not dancing, a whore will always focus on the dude that isn't falling over himself to kiss her ass. This right here is the toughest room to work in porn.
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drained
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Other locations are full of - well, what is it exactly? At least a forum or Twitter presence with a name matching a porn whore's. Wow, it is wild.
If there are porn whores online actually doing the posting themselves, it is okay and all; to then ask to be taken seriously as a person for something the whore chose a handle for is too much psycho bullshit laying around not to be utilised. On actual porn prominence level, like Jesse Jane or the top Spiegler Girls or LA Direct Models and so on, it would just be a continuous hassle and a chain to the cell not to let it be done by someone else.
The licking types are strangely absent here and even small doses of ADT or any other whore protector joint appear to be absolutely naive and deluded regarding gonzo lifestyle realities. Well.
#565549 - 09/02/1208:36 PMRe: Courtney Stodden turns 18
[Re: have2cit]
Jim Rockford
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Registered: 12/26/11
Posts: 89
Loc: LA
Originally Posted By: have2cit
OK, you're weird. Not just because you're a worthless windbag, and a waste of bandwidth, but because you still gush over a whore who called the FBI on you, and got your computer seized as evidence, even though you "claim" it was unwarranted.
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
So what if she took you for some money, played you like a fool, called the feds on you, and got your property seized. You're going to defend her until the end like the good little stalker you are. HAHAHAHAHA! Are you stalkers like battered wives?
Nathanial Mayweather
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Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
I see the usual drama bitchez of XPT have high jacked this thread about hot young 18 year old pussy to illustrate how much they are bleeding pussies...
Anybody who doesn't want to see that piece get plowed and ravished is gay.
Playboy
Tmz
and
cynical Internet Trolls
all gay
She certainly is qualified to be a Top Shelf Cumdumster...
Jim Rockford
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Registered: 12/26/11
Posts: 89
Loc: LA
h2c: You should probably follow the advice you gave me earlier in the "shout box," because it definitely applies here. Not only do you not understand anything, you are GROSSLY MISINFORMED. To say that you don't (nor anyone else on here) have a clue about what you are talking about on this subject would be the understatement of the year.
I'm not going to feed the toxic energy of this subject anymore, but I will say that, aside from possibly one half truth, everything you have had to say is verifiably proven to be completely false &/or inaccurate.
Jim Rockford
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Registered: 12/26/11
Posts: 89
Loc: LA
Back to the subject at hand.....does anyone REALLY find Courtney to be all that attractive? Like I said earlier, she looks really "enhanced," fake, and superficial...and "slightly" manish to me. Hardly the hottest thing on the planet anyway...and if Playboy isn't interested....that pretty much says it all.
Jerkules
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Posts: 12906
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Have2 just thinks your a sap, because he figured you for a guy that would bother to dig a shallow grave. RoboSheriff would leave em all laying in the Walmart aisles and parking lot, before not being taken alive. When he pulls the revolver out, you know the rampage is over. Can't risk the suicide shot getting jammed.
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#565570 - 09/02/1209:32 PMRe: Courtney Stodden turns 18
[Re: Jim Rockford]
Nathanial Mayweather
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Originally Posted By: Jim Rockford
Back to the subject at hand.....does anyone REALLY find Courtney to be all that attractive? Like I said earlier, she looks really "enhanced," fake, and superficial...and "slightly" manish to me. Hardly the hottest thing on the planet anyway...and if Playboy isn't interested....that pretty much says it all.
Does anyone think he's actually banging her? Or is he just the Katie Holmes to her Tom Cruise? I think her whole gimmick is to outrage. What's more outrageous today than a 16 year old innocent marrying a 50something F- list actor?
I think he is banging her. He's a no-name actor. What does he have to gain by having a sham marriage? He's hitting that.
I wonder how it works out if he were to take naked pictures of her before she turned 18? I just read on Reddit from a teacher that said if she saw inappropriate pictures on a student's phone and then brought the phone and showed the principal, she could be charged with distributing that kitty pron.
I was thinking Playboy might be desperate enough simply for the hype factor...I mean they did go with Lindsay, and look at her...but I guess they aren't even THAT desperate.
Personally I don't see Courtney going into porn, not because she might not want to...but because I don't believe she has enough talent for that even.
She can't sing. She can't act. She's probably not even talented enough for porn. Objectively speaking, she's really not all that much to look at. As sad as that sounds, I believe it says all that needs to be said about the degree of talent that she actually possesses on any level.
I don't think anyone would be paying any attention to her had she not married the creepy old guy from "The Green Mile" when he was 51, and she was underage. Now that she is 18, that level of interest should be plummeting REALLY fast.
Oh well, there's always the cam sites...she'll be raking in $20 a day there in no time.
I'm no porn expert, but the porn industry seems to jump at any chance to get any woman on camera that is remotely controversial. I don't think the talent matters there. Hell, I've seen enough porn where there wasn't any talent.
I don't think this girl can do anything other than spread her legs. (I know there are smart women in porn.)
Jerkules
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He can't have U/A nude pics of her, even if he is married to her.
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frankie fatale
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that doesnt mean he doesnt^.
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#565612 - 09/03/1212:40 PMRe: Courtney Stodden turns 18
[Re: crabman]
Barry the Pirate
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Originally Posted By: crabman
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Does anyone think he's actually banging her? Or is he just the Katie Holmes to her Tom Cruise? I think her whole gimmick is to outrage. What's more outrageous today than a 16 year old innocent marrying a 50something F- list actor?
I think he is banging her. He's a no-name actor. What does he have to gain by having a sham marriage? He's hitting that.
But there's my point. He's a no- name actor, she's a no name high school soul from Ocean Shores, Wa. They were both way down the food chain until they "found" each other. And both have gained a lot, relatively speaking. I'm really believing the whole thing is very much a work.
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Nathanial Mayweather
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How does being branded a pedophile benefit this "no name actor"
No upside at all for him other than he got to legally put is cock into the various orifices of a hot young cum dumpster for 2 years.
He is a social and professional pariah and to think that this infamy would launch him to to being a "named" star is asinine logic to say the least.
He desired it, hot sought it, it happened. Now he is going to be a porn cuckold and I only see this guy committing suicide inside of 4 years after some tattooed mope with a horse cock plows the sacred pastures of his teen slut wife...
If any work was done here it was done by the Lolita....
Jerkules
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I figure the dude gonna have a coke stroke before the whore is 21.
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Does anyone think he's actually banging her? Or is he just the Katie Holmes to her Tom Cruise? I think her whole gimmick is to outrage. What's more outrageous today than a 16 year old innocent marrying a 50something F- list actor?
I think he is banging her. He's a no-name actor. What does he have to gain by having a sham marriage? He's hitting that.
But there's my point. He's a no- name actor, she's a no name high school soul from Ocean Shores, Wa. They were both way down the food chain until they "found" each other. And both have gained a lot, relatively speaking. I'm really believing the whole thing is very much a work.
I see your point. If I were him, if I want the part, I'd fill her hole... errr.. fill the role.
Barry the Pirate
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
How does being branded a pedophile benefit this "no name actor"
It gives him good references for roles in any upcoming Polanski film.
Here's another question: Does he meet the legal definition of a "pedo"? If they were married in Washington state, I don't think so, but I'm not sure, tho. If they were married in California, I don't know. I know that in Idaho, the age of consent is under 18, as long as there isn't an age difference of more than 3 years. Mix in parental permission and almost anything's possible.
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Nathanial Mayweather
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Pedophilia is a psychological thing and Has been defined in various states for legal purposes along those line so its technically an attraction to prepubescent girls/boys Ala Sandusky which has been covered here to the nth degree..
There has never been anything prepubescent about this chick... he wanted young fresh tang and he got it.
The "Label" is something different and by his actions he has labeled himself a Pedophile even it doesn't meet the legal and psychological definition of the word....
semantics
Man the majority of you guys here are challenge in so many areas....
Thank God I only come here every once in a while...
Spunko
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
How does being branded a pedophile benefit this "no name actor"
It gives him good references for roles in any upcoming Polanski film.
Here's another question: Does he meet the legal definition of a "pedo"? If they were married in Washington state, I don't think so, but I'm not sure, tho. If they were married in California, I don't know. I know that in Idaho, the age of consent is under 18, as long as there isn't an age difference of more than 3 years. Mix in parental permission and almost anything's possible.
The mother is on record as supporting the marriage.
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Barry the Pirate
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Not really semantics. I only asked about the legal definition, not the label. Nothing really challenged about not asking a question you wanted asked. Should have axed it yourself.
Not sure where "prepubescent" came from. I'm sure when she was 5 she was prepubescent. You know, before puberty and all. Unless you're thinking she was born in puberty? If so, well, that's your thing, guy.
You really should post more. It's good for the new kids to see what trying too hard looks like.
Edited by Barry the Pirate (09/03/1209:22 PM) Edit Reason: Used to instead of too
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fuck.^hes aged like shit.
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She is famous for fucking/marrying a guy whose claim to fame is being a supporting actor in a prison movie in 1998 who isn't even famous himself when she was 17, on stand alone looks she wouldn't be more than a second tier pornstar, she would be the type of chick who wouldn't be in a position to say no to christian x or dirty dan and still get work....NEXT.
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