#540739 - 01/13/1209:46 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules
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OK, you keep dropping "my boyfriend" all over the joint, obviously beaming that you found someone worthy of your vagina. Tell us a little about him.
Has he been given the gift of you chocolate starfish?
I don't expect you to tell us his occupation, so what does he do for fun, besides watch porn in theaters with you?
Where did you meet?
Does he eat human food, or the oddball diet you somehow survive on?
Is he white?
How long did you hold out before you blew him? How bout fuck?
What do you do that annoys him the most?
What did you get him for X-Mas? Unless he's a Jew, then what did you get him for H-kah?
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#540742 - 01/13/1210:12 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules
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Feel free, add away. My only advice is see if she acknowledges my inquiries before spending too much time typing. My goal was to ask nonsensical and surface questions, assuming any response would lead to questions like yours and much worse.
Since her man called out Niki Nova in the rube's clandestine postings about her, I figure that the new guy is fluent in porn, and has either seen Gia's stuff or cruised a tube or 2 after the initial meeting.
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I see. However, other than asking if she's giving up the ass for her current guy, none of your questions were particularly "Inappropriate." But we can leave it as it is and see what she has to say.
#540744 - 01/13/1210:40 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Jerkules
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I didn't want to ask in a random thread, so I sought this one out.
I think this one fit the thread too:
How long did you hold out before you blew him? How bout fuck?
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#540751 - 01/14/1212:42 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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I wondered if he and other guys with porn whores as a partner geet the full porno treatment, provided that all parties are into it. Somewhere on the YouTube channel of ZZInsider Keiran Lee mentioned that he's a five-minute-missionary guy in private. He might have just joked around a bit, I don't know.
#540940 - 01/15/1205:54 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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See, I was hoping stuff like that to enter in to a second line of relationship questioning. How long does a guy wait to ask a PW for a threesome?
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#540970 - 01/15/1209:08 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Gia's not going to have much time to spend here in the next week.
She's on a plane right now headed to Las Vegas where she will be announcing her return to porn as the new contract girl for Taryn It Up Entertainment. More big Gia news coming this week.
#540974 - 01/15/1209:19 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Is that a Laurel and Hardy joke?
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#540993 - 01/15/1211:21 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I'd like to dig a little deeper into that Gia / Heather Pink thang ? U and her playing licky licky G ? :-)
and itd be interesting to find out.
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#541105 - 01/16/1204:48 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
OK, you keep dropping "my boyfriend" all over the joint, obviously beaming that you found someone worthy of your vagina. Tell us a little about him.
Has he been given the gift of you chocolate starfish?
Anal, yes sometimes. He's more into pussy.
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I don't expect you to tell us his occupation, so what does he do for fun, besides watch porn in theaters with you?
He's a total cinephile. Mostly 70s slasher/gore films, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Nishimura, early 80s softcore like Emmanuelle and skinamax type stuff, 70s porn (for the story and the sex), some early 80s porn. As for music, he likes various punk genres, glam rock, T.Rex, Jayne County, Runny, GG Allin...surely, I'm missing tons of stuff here because I haven't heard of it. Mostly, he doesn't have hobbies and thinks most things suck.
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Where did you meet?
Union Pool. Brooklyn.
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Does he eat human food, or the oddball diet you somehow survive on?
Vegan except for fish and an occasional slice of pizza. He won't kiss me after I eat steak tartar at Orsay with Heather Pink. We pretty much have same diet except I eat meat sometimes.
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Is he white?
Of course
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How long did you hold out before you blew him? How bout fuck?
Sex on 5th or 6th date. I gave him head the second time we had sex.
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What do you do that annoys him the most?
Great question! Meat, plastic surgery, tardiness.
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What did you get him for X-Mas? Unless he's a Jew, then what did you get him for H-kah?
Since you have described him as a total cinephile, I am curious as to his/your opinion of the films of Alejandro Jodorowsky, specifically El Topo and Santa Sangre.
#541119 - 01/16/1205:24 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
^^^ If I may add a question: Has he seent all of your movies and does he have a favorite scene?
He researched me after I first told him, went home, and saw a few clips, but couldn't watch in its entirity. He said it felt weird and that I didn't look as good as I do now.
#541124 - 01/16/1205:35 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
I wondered if he and other guys with porn whores as a partner geet the full porno treatment, provided that all parties are into it. Somewhere on the YouTube channel of ZZInsider Keiran Lee mentioned that he's a five-minute-missionary guy in private. He might have just joked around a bit, I don't know.
I totally give him the porno treatment. I show up 2 hours late, tweet in the bathroom when I'm supposed to be getting ready...KIDDING! Hey, maybe my car can get repo'd during the pop shot, for full effect.
I don't have a set formula. But missionary is my favorite because I feel everything. Not just his cock, but the way his body fits with mine, his face, how his hair smells. Kissing is easier as well.
#541125 - 01/16/1205:37 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Loved the 70's film list, especially Dario. Ever seen Tinto Brasso's film Cheeky? How about cheesy Italian sex director Carlo Ponti?
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#541139 - 01/16/1208:20 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Just as a side bar~ Heather Pink is hot as all hell!
Isn't Heather Pink the one who had to check into bulimia rehab because she was down to like 70 pounds? And her suitcase pimp kept abusing her by telling her she was still too fat? I think she needs a steak from Delmonico more than Naomi.
But she was an awesomely nasty whore--she was down for anything. Unfortunately that included 3 spearchuckers. I bet she'd fuck Ed Koch.
#541156 - 01/16/1209:20 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Good job on the answers. Thank you whore.
How long in did he start asking about threesomes? I mean that is the reason for dating a porn whore right? Who wants to be the only guy at the party whose whore girlfriend didn't bring a slut home for him?
How old is this guy?
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#541193 - 01/17/1211:56 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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drained
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If they ever had some kinked out bronco* session where he calls her Shelley Lubben would be interesting.
* from the urbandictionary.com entry:
"1. bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. buy bronco mugs & shirts
2. bronco
Sex act. When doing it doggie style, you reach around and grab the girls tits and say something to piss her off ("wow, your tits feel just like your sister's..." "oh god, mary... (when her name is jane)" "damn, your loose, who'd you fuck now?" etc.) and try to hold on as long as you can. I pulled a rodeo with amy last night, I was only on for 2.7 seconds. she's strong when she wants to be."
Hey, I was asked to come on here and answer some questions.
EL TOPO and SANTA SANGRE are amazing films! I've seen both of those in the theater and they were great to see the way they were meant to be seen. THE HOLY MOUNTAIN is my fav of Jodorowsky's films. It's very mind-expanding.
I'm not fluent in porn unless you're talking about back when they made real movies. All they seem to do now is compile long drawn out loops which I don't find all that interesting.
The only Tinto Brass movie I think I've ever seen is SALON KITTY which was cool but a little too much on the artsy-fartsy side for me.
Carlo Ponti I know produced TORSO, which was a great bloody Italian-giallo flick, but I don't think he actually directed anything.
As for threesomes I've had a few of those before I ever dated any porn-related ladies and they always seem better in theory than in execution but I'm willing to try and perfect this.
#541223 - 01/17/1204:47 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Welcome to the board. Please report back on the scene in Addio Zio Tom where the slave on the ship refuses to eat, so they chisel a hole in his incisors and force a funnel into his mouth.
#541229 - 01/17/1205:41 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Diabolicus- do you like the cheesy horror flicks as well ? Italian and Mexican horror. Films by Fulci, Argento, Bava and the like. How about films by Franco or Rollin and foreign erotic thrillers ? Big fan of the 70's adult industry here too.
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General exploitation and/or low-budget extreme garbage cinema from any country is good stuff.
Jess Franco has a lot of interesting titles. AWFUL DR. ORLOFF and all his more sleazy stuff. Not so much a fan of the more recent shot-on-video crap though. It just looks like terrible.
What's some of your favorite classic adult flicks, backdoorman? I just watched AMANDA BY NIGHT with Veronica Hart and thought that one was pretty good.
#541263 - 01/18/1204:11 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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No Shelley Lubben bronco sitrep then, I assume. The notion that the new, shot on video stuff looks awful is right until around the second half of the first decade of the 2000s, where video in porn became actual HD and all the carellessly processed shit shot on film in the 1970s looks grainy like a silo. But with Argento as a positive, what can you do?
#541271 - 01/18/1207:45 AMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Originally Posted By: Diabolicus
General exploitation and/or low-budget extreme garbage cinema from any country is good stuff.
Jess Franco has a lot of interesting titles. AWFUL DR. ORLOFF and all his more sleazy stuff. Not so much a fan of the more recent shot-on-video crap though. It just looks like terrible.
What's some of your favorite classic adult flicks, backdoorman? I just watched AMANDA BY NIGHT with Veronica Hart and thought that one was pretty good.
That's my exact take on Franco as well. I just watched Macumba Sexual last night. I was surprised in the interview when a much older than in the film Lina Romay stated unequivocally that Ajita Wilson was a post op tranny. She should know cause she had her face in her/his slit a lot.
Favorite adult stuff from the 70's ? Anything from the Avon productions. Check out the collections at Alpha Blue. I just watched "A taste of Money" the other night and liked it. The Opening of Misty Beethoven, Downstairs Upstairs , Ultra Flesh , Sex World , Babylon Pink , Amanda by night , Eruption [ many of John Holmes films ] and Pretty Peaches just to name a few. I also like Euro porn from the same time period and have many of the Alpha France releases. Big fan of Lahaie and Marilyn Jess. I've only recently been digging deeper into early Euro sleaze and b horror .
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Yeah Ajita was formerly known as George Wilson. A pretty attractive tranny there. She did some wacky women-in-prison flicks that I recall. I gotta see more of the Alpha Blue stuff. I hate when I get something from one of the bigger companies and it's censored to shit. Gia and myself just caught PRETTY PEACHES in a little theater here recently and it was a real good time. I also just recently watch MISTY BEETHOVEN and thought it was pretty amazing with the quick editing cuts and strange visuals. Really unlike most of the other 70's stuff I've seen so far.
HD is still video and it looks like a video not a film. Also Argento hasn't made a halfway decent film in many years.
#541305 - 01/18/1204:25 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Well, it doesn't always look like that and for obvious reasons. Pretty advanced perception of attractiveness there in any case. Post-op tranny. Yeah, far out.
It always looks like something that was shot on video because it was shot on video. Which is something anyone can do and looks it. It doesn't really make a difference anyway since not much of anything that's shot today is worth putting on film anyway.
So this board is just for assholes to insult each other? How unique.
#541309 - 01/18/1205:38 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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To consider that a compliment, okay. Not really though. It doesn't. Check several recent mainstream feature films and discover that they're most likely either shot partially or entirely on video. Video isn't VHS anymore, live with it. Shoot porn on a RED ONE digital camera and capture it at the cinematic standard of 24Hz, then process it correctly and play it back on 120Hz or whatever the flatty supports. Be pleasantly surprised by the results on a Blu-Ray Disc. It can work. Hollywood knows. An assumption and a reference to a failed idea of popular culture. How predictable.
#541310 - 01/18/1205:45 PMRe: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: Diabolicus]
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Originally Posted By: Diabolicus
Yeah Ajita was formerly known as George Wilson. A pretty attractive tranny there. She did some wacky women-in-prison flicks that I recall.
Originally Posted By: Diabolicus
So this board is just for assholes to insult each other? How unique.
It sure as hell isn't a place you talk about being attracted to trannys w/o expecting to be ridiculed. Ask yer lil lady about Panzer.
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So this board is just for assholes to insult each other? How unique.
Not exactly but the insulting each other is just an added bonus and a relief valve of sorts. I have to admit that I've found it hard not to call you a saran wrapped imitation jello ambrosia twat but that probably isn't entirely your fault as you were pushed into the deep end of the cesspool to answer lame questions. Half a fag much?