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#566673 - 09/10/12 04:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
My colleague actually discovered the effect of nitric oxide on vascuar tissue which ultimately led to the invention of viagra. our original intention was to help decrease the risk of congestive heart failure but like beta max learned, people only care about sex. i appreciate your quest for truth in calling people out on their bull shit. Im the same way. However to perfect the art one must put their own own shortcomings out there as wel or they will not be taken seriously by anyone. Nate you seem to be an astute individual who demands truth and i respect that.


So Bullshit on the story...

and Bullshit is lying...

we've now established he is a fibber...

so he is fibbing about not liking porn... and god knows what else...

and You do like liars...

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#566675 - 09/10/12 05:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.
a revelation has been revealed.how come you didnt let us know?obviously a topless pic is out of the question due to bf situation but a nice top would be good.
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#566679 - 09/10/12 05:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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I'm getting them Oct 23. Rack rack city, bitch.

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#566681 - 09/10/12 05:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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titman.what size and what material?and congrats to you and your bf(i know he didnt pay for them but he gets to reap in the benefits). bouncingtits tittyfuck
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#566682 - 09/10/12 05:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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You going to be debuting your new jugs at Exxxotica?

Second on Frankie's questions too.
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#566686 - 09/10/12 05:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Quote:
Not a Med student He is sextenarian Alcoholic Med School Professor... as they say those who can DO those who can't TEACH


My graduate prof did special ops in 'Nam blowing shit up like bridges and dams.

When the levees failed in New Orleans during Katrina he was the man who was sent to investigate why they failed. He went to The Hill and gave his testimony to a Senate subcommittee. Total arrogant motherfucker too. No bullshit.

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#566688 - 09/10/12 05:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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What the Hell is going on here? We went from fake goat lawyers to fake doctors? Geesh.

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#566689 - 09/10/12 05:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
titman.what size and what material?and congrats to you and your bf(i know he didnt pay for them but he gets to reap in the benefits). bouncingtits tittyfuck


Poor audio but the lyrics are so true...never pay for something you can't keep


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#566690 - 09/10/12 05:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Whew... I was checking my shoes there.

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#566692 - 09/10/12 05:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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Thought someone might be pissing on them? Depends on the type shoes.

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#566693 - 09/10/12 05:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Mr. Meat Offline
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If Gia's BF could actually coil a brain aneurysm using angioplasty then I'd respect him. Other than that, I'm just not that impressed with the medical shibboleth.


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#566700 - 09/10/12 06:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Dude got Gia to eat a hamburger, one more miracle and someone has to submit his credentials to the Pope.
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#566703 - 09/10/12 06:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Mr. Meat Offline
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^^^Truly the Vicar of Christ.

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#566704 - 09/10/12 06:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Dude got Gia to eat a hamburger, one more miracle and someone has to submit his credentials to the Pope.


The Pope gave her a hamburger last Xmas. She's going to start eating the second half this Xmas.
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#566721 - 09/10/12 07:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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This has careened off the track in a most enjoyable way.
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#566727 - 09/10/12 07:46 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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#566748 - 09/10/12 11:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
Gia's Mope Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.
a revelation has been revealed.how come you didnt let us know?obviously a topless pic is out of the question due to bf situation but a nice top would be good.


why would I have a probem with her posting naked pics on here? im sure you have all seen what she looks like naked. also I am not a med student, I never said I was. Im not wealthy, old, or responsible for Viagra. I'm just a guy and I have a job and go to school. Nothing to see here. I promise everyone on this board wil get to see the new boobies. It woud be criminal to hide them from the world.

Back to drinking...I'm on 3 glasses of Duvel; 2 glasses of wine. G's on wine glass #2. She said we'd stop at 1. Who are we kidding.

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#566751 - 09/10/12 11:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Actually, Gia said she was stopping completely because she was starting to gain weight. Anything for love though.
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#566752 - 09/10/12 11:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Gia's Mope Offline
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A while back in another thread she blamed me for not showing an ass pic. How clever she thought she was using me as an excuse. Whores lie indeed wink

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#566753 - 09/10/12 11:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
Gia's Mope Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Actually, Gia said she was stopping completely because she was starting to gain weight. Anything for love though.


ya I woud dump her immediately if she stopped drinking. also Im a midwestern boy Im not into skinny auschwitz bitches Id rather fuck a bicycle.

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#566756 - 09/10/12 11:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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In that case:

How would you describe her appearance now; more than a bit fit maybe?

What about the projected outcome of the job; anything?

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#566758 - 09/10/12 11:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Gia's Mope Offline
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shes got good muscle tone. she's thin and muscular. as for augmentation, gia has done a lot of research and expects nothing but the best and has decided that way before I met her.

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#566761 - 09/10/12 11:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Fair.

With projected result I meant some form of visualisation she could have and have showed you; its aesthetic qualities.

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#566777 - 09/11/12 07:15 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Tits, shmits. Could you beat her until she posts said ass pics? Next day, just blame it on the alcohol. The relationship is fresh, you can get away with that a couple times.
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#566789 - 09/11/12 01:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Have you ever actually fucked a bicycle? How would you know if it's better than an anorexic?

Yes, I do ask the tough questions.
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#566790 - 09/11/12 01:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Mr. Meat Offline
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What the fuck was I thinking? I totally forgot...

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#566793 - 09/11/12 01:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Have you ever actually fucked a bicycle? How would you know if it's better than an anorexic?


I just hope it was fixed.

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#566798 - 09/11/12 02:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#566804 - 09/11/12 03:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Hope it was fixed. The child would be as stupid as Coco.
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#566810 - 09/11/12 04:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Hot Asian babes riding bicycles with rubber dildos fastened to the seat... What's not to like?

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#566811 - 09/11/12 04:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Wait. Wasn't this thread abt fucking drinking? I just drank gasoline and swallowed a pound of elemental sodium.

That's my Daffy Duck routine.

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#566812 - 09/11/12 04:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Once someone gets drunk, the thread will get back on track.

Originally Posted By: The Meat
Hot Asian babes riding bicycles with rubber dildos fastened to the seat... What's not to like?


It is Japanese, so it is pixelated. That is what not to like.
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#566815 - 09/11/12 05:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
Wait. Wasn't this thread abt fucking drinking? I just drank gasoline and swallowed a pound of elemental sodium.

That's my Daffy Duck routine.


that's called Friday thru Sunday around here. Thusly, Monday thru Wednesday is whine, regret, and denial and thirsty Thursday is pretty much self explanatory.
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#566827 - 09/11/12 07:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Don't forget the shame.
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#566839 - 09/11/12 09:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Projected outcome. Do not keep distracting here.

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#566840 - 09/11/12 09:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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I'm fairly drunk. not full on drunk but just fairly.

Then again I am outside Richmond VA stuck in a hotel. What choices do I have?

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#566844 - 09/11/12 09:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
ketel1 on the rocks

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#566847 - 09/11/12 10:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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There can be only one. The Highland principle.

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#566935 - 09/12/12 07:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Kirkland Signature 7 year aged bourbon. It's.... so so. But that's OK because it was $20 and it's 103 proof.
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#566937 - 09/12/12 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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McCallans 30. Because I spent 2 hours on the phone with insurance companies. And I didn't buy food today anyway.

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#566973 - 09/12/12 08:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I love that Costco has their own brands of liquor.
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#566977 - 09/12/12 08:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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I have a friend who's worked for them for forever who can probably tell me what this stuff actually is. Their vodka used to be Grey Goose, but they recently switched to a domestic brand.
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#567037 - 09/13/12 09:54 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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We just passed a law that lets liquor be sold in groceries or convenience stores instead of state liquor shops. Costco was the big money behind the initiative. Fantastic! Huge ass bottles that would make great tomato waterpipes. Only problem is the new taxes that go with every bottle that basically doubles the price. Sales here on the border with Idaho just plummeted. Costco, a good Blue company, is the big money behind getting the taxes (there are 3 or 4 different taxes on every bottle) repealed.
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#567253 - 09/14/12 07:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Hawkstone Cabernet Sauvignon, pizza, and baseball. Efforting to figure out which is worse, the wine, the pizza, or the baseball. Go D'Backs! crazy

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#567255 - 09/14/12 07:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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wine and pizza go good together.

i think i see a few new things in your ava again.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#567257 - 09/14/12 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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"Up on the roof, oh yeah. 100 proof, oh yeah. I'm feelin' fine, oh yeah. Drink cherry wine, oh yeah."
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#567259 - 09/14/12 07:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
John Floofin Offline
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Pizza & wine can be a great pair, its just a matter of quality. Just like tits and ass, you know?

D'Backs just gave up a Grand Salami in the 3rd. Scheisse!

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#567314 - 09/14/12 11:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Gia's Mope Offline
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Registered: 09/05/12
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Abyss absinthe and microwave popcorn is what is happening here. And Costco beer. That's how we roll.

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#567316 - 09/14/12 11:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Posts: 4580
So raw.

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#567326 - 09/15/12 12:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Gia's Mope]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Abyss absinthe and microwave popcorn is what is happening here. And Costco beer. That's how we roll.


Popcorn is disgusting. Glad I'm not over there. See you tmrw, however.
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