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#418912 - 04/25/09 10:15 AM The Happy Thread!
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The claw-sharpening battles that are currently being waged in the cage are impressive.Everyone seems to be in top form.Before we take this energy and turn it outward on someone who deserves it,we need to focus and pull together as a team, so I offer this corporate retreat-type teamwork exercise,to help prepare us to go into battle and settle some of the misplaced rage so that when we go to war,we will fight as a unit.
Go and find a picture of what makes you happy and post it here.Feel free to do so as often and as many times as you like...


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#418913 - 04/25/09 10:18 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Mercedes Benz...


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#418914 - 04/25/09 10:25 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Dewar's Scotch


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#418915 - 04/25/09 10:33 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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My son!


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#418916 - 04/25/09 12:17 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Yay! dude, you must be a fucking mind reader! This is going to be a fucking rad thread! Your son is sooo cute, BTW....


I can't look at these pictures and NOT smile!


My bear.<3

I believe you have all met him before.
(Not sure if I should post any more of the kids...?)







Gigi.






Banana @ a rave!



My best friend found this, he thought it was perfect for me.



Fiend sent me this one, it was his way of saying he ***** me.



Self explanatotry.





<3
e.Static




PS. Just for Unknown Pervert...

Ted <3







(^New avy, perhaps! I love the fake lawyer look. <3)
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#418917 - 04/25/09 12:40 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#418918 - 04/25/09 12:45 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#418919 - 04/25/09 02:42 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#418920 - 04/25/09 03:07 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#418921 - 04/25/09 03:25 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Good times was fun,but lets not forget..VAGINA!!!!!


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#418923 - 04/25/09 03:41 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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but lets not forget..VAGINA!!!!!




Oh I haven't

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#418924 - 04/25/09 04:45 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Ummmmm..... Yeeaaaaaaahhhh..Okay if it makes YOU happy Loop...
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#418925 - 04/25/09 04:55 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Bish---You're becoming way too human here.


I'm just a regular guy Mr.Radio Star
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#418926 - 04/25/09 05:53 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#418927 - 04/25/09 05:56 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Its the fingerless glove she's wearing makes this image work for me:



Edited by Fiend (04/25/09 05:58 PM)
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#418928 - 04/25/09 06:27 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

Its the fingerless glove she's wearing makes this image work for me:





See, she knows how to give head like a fucking pro! This pic makes me get all.. Happy!

Did you want me to wear the gloves next time I go over, Fiend?
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#418929 - 04/26/09 11:29 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Jigaloo... I absolutely love this guy! He is as P.C. as Peter Griffin. He is like a white Flavo Flav... Whether I am reading his posts or raping his sweet ass,I am entertained..


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#418930 - 04/26/09 03:53 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Thanks for the kind words Smokey, er I mean Bishop. When is your birthday? I would like to extend your subscription to Jet for a year.
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#418931 - 04/27/09 04:16 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#418932 - 04/27/09 03:13 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Similar to charin's...motocross.


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#418933 - 04/27/09 07:05 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#418934 - 05/01/09 12:21 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#418935 - 05/01/09 01:14 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Dedicated to my nigga Bishop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTZ_Xmw-xbg
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#418936 - 05/01/09 01:34 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:








Awwww. I just wanna press my nose up against his and move it around. So incredibly cute.


Edited by tritone (05/01/09 01:36 PM)

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#418937 - 05/01/09 01:38 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Jigaloo... I absolutely love this guy! He is as P.C. as Peter Griffin. He is like a white Flavo Flav... Whether I am reading his posts or raping his sweet ass,I am entertained..




Jigaloo can rattle off some hip come-backs. But beware, he has a dark side.

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#418938 - 05/01/09 01:45 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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There's a difference. Bishop is Black. You are a nigger.
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#418939 - 05/01/09 02:48 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Now you kids behave back there,or I will pull this car over!
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#418940 - 05/01/09 02:56 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Yes pops.
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#418941 - 05/01/09 04:01 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

Quote:








Awwww. I just wanna press my nose up against his and move it around. So incredibly cute.




Dude it's a hamster not a woman. Color is not everything.
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#418942 - 05/01/09 04:23 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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y does every1 get so bent otta Shape N E time smbdy got an agenda? tritone is a good dude .. help me get my head arnd tht
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#418943 - 05/01/09 04:50 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

tritone is a good dude ..



I've been saying that, I just don't get it...
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#418944 - 05/01/09 09:19 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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I like Tritone. A lot....
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#418945 - 05/02/09 05:05 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Tritone is a good dude. As a joke he once asked me about why I never keep black hamsters. I have tried to get one but they are very difficult to find.
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#418946 - 05/19/09 02:25 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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12million dollar Ferraris!


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#418947 - 05/21/09 07:47 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#418948 - 05/21/09 08:01 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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i cant put a pic of her in here cause shed kill me if i did
but my friend kitty is visiting for the week and that makes me very happy

kittys really, really hot hehe
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#418950 - 05/21/09 10:52 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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yes
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#418951 - 05/21/09 11:10 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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But pretty...she has no way to find out. It's not like anyone can access XPT. You have to be involved with the porn business somehow to be allowed to view this site.
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#418952 - 05/21/09 01:05 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Makes me happy, but sad too....



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Edited by tattypatty (05/21/09 01:05 PM)
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#418953 - 05/21/09 01:42 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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But pretty...she has no way to find out. It's not like anyone can access XPT. You have to be involved with the porn business somehow to be allowed to view this site.



Gee thanks, because I'm not having enough of a hard time being believed I've never fucked on camera....
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#418954 - 05/21/09 06:00 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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lol no you dont!
she doesnt even dance lol
she like, fixes windshields and trnasmissions n shit
shes so not porno at all
but very hot
and im keeping her to myself
i can post a face pic or shes one of my myspace friends
shes the redhead named hell is my haven i think
shes a gothy girl
she looks exactly like cry for dawn if anyone remembers that comic book
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#418955 - 06/01/09 09:47 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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I have to be involved in what? Pretty don't tell these freaks about me. lol
-Kitty

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#418956 - 06/01/09 10:01 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Can I tell them shit about you Kitty?

-Keep It Dirty

...Pretty Kitty indeed.
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#418957 - 06/01/09 10:42 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

Can I tell them shit about you Kitty?

-Keep It Dirty

...Pretty Kitty indeed.





Who is this guy? Is he a hype man for anything with a vagina here?
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#418958 - 06/01/09 10:47 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#418959 - 06/02/09 01:45 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Who is this guy? Is he a hype man for anything with a vagina here?




He's Pretty's pet "man". I'm not sure if he's pre-op or post-op and what the "op" hopes/d to accomplish since I'm not up on which set(s) of chromosomes were included or excluded by the manufacture. But, safe to say it was a botch-job. [whisper]mormon incest, and all that[/whisper]


Every once in a while "he" slips "his" shock collar, gets out of "his" enclosure and leaves an unsanitary kitty litter trail in the threads following Pretty from post to post.
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#418960 - 06/02/09 09:43 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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My husband took this photo at a lake near his place in Manchester-- it was really cold but it was beautiful out... I have to admit though I'm glad he's moving out here and I don't have to go to England.


Of course I love my dogs...


And I don't think there is an author out there that makes me laugh more than David Sedaris. He's fucking brilliant.


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#418961 - 06/02/09 10:43 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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I see that you support single moms. I mix drinks for them, take pictures of them, film them, and then say nighty night to them as they pass out...next to me. I want to thank you for all your support. It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby!

-Keep It Commin'

...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible! Oh, and I'm Amish, remember? lol

.....you're drink is next, I promise.
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#418962 - 06/03/09 07:24 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

My husband




Leave a porn board for a couple of months and all kinds of things happen.

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#418963 - 06/03/09 07:44 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby!




I have no idea what you mean. What is it you think I do to these women?


Quote:

...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible!




Why should a vodka cream drink necessarily taste bad?

There are already a couple of vodka cream liqueurs available on the market. The creator of Bailey's Irish Cream, Tom Jago, has developed a Vanilla Vodka Cream liqueur using cream from Shetland and other Scottish herds.

Peronallly I don't drink vodka anymore. Haven't in years. In fact, I don't drink much at all anymore.

BUT, when I am forced to drink, I enjoy JW Black with water on the side.

So, to have an "authentic" Fatman drink you might want to replace the vodka with protestant whiskey. It's no doubt more expensive, but it should taste even worse than your vodka concoction.




Quote:

Oh, and I'm Amish, remember? lol




Why is being Amish funny??
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