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#56423 - 09/18/04 01:31 AM How do you want to die?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
If I die like that, it would be good enuff.


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#56424 - 09/18/04 02:46 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Chino Cochino Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
Easy enough.

Just pay a Brazilian whore and she will gladly make a snuff victim out of your bloated ass.

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#56425 - 09/18/04 08:04 AM Re: How do you want to die?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Gaa, to much hating on Smartt, everyone's on the bandwagon and it's not funny anymore.

On a note more in line with this post; while dying with pussy around is great I think I would rather die skydiving. That sudden rush and knowing the ground is going to make you into a pancake. Splat! The sound of the end. Or suicide bombing an terrorist training camp. Just to see the shocked look on there face as I opened up my jacket to reveal C4 and a switch detonator.

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#56426 - 09/19/04 06:08 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Gaa, to much hating on Smartt, everyone's on the bandwagon and it's not funny anymore.






I'm not on any bandwagon. When he posts something that angers me, I say so. Whe he posts something that gets me off, I say so. When he posts something that is funny, I say so.

Draw your own conlcusions from the frequency of each.

One more thing, I have a short memory, much like my . . . er, nevermind. Just bear with me.

Abbadon, what was your name on the board before you changed it to Abbadon? I have already forgotten. Thanks.

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you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn

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#56427 - 09/19/04 06:48 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and thrashing around, like the passengers in the car with him.
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'' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin

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#56428 - 09/19/04 07:17 AM Re: How do you want to die?
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
I want to die in a war fighting for principles I believe in...
like saving my county during an invasion..in my backyard holding off the enemy with all the weapons I bought from various military surplus stores and arms shows.
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Proud to live in a Blue State!

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#56429 - 09/19/04 08:11 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

I want to die in a war fighting for principles I believe in...
like saving my county during an invasion..in my backyard holding off the enemy with all the weapons I bought from various military surplus stores and arms shows.




Is that sarcasm or were you in the israeli army
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#56430 - 09/19/04 08:35 AM Re: How do you want to die?
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Quote:

Quote:

I want to die in a war fighting for principles I believe in...
like saving my county during an invasion..in my backyard holding off the enemy with all the weapons I bought from various military surplus stores and arms shows.




Is that sarcasm or were you in the israeli army





lol
part scarasm mostly truth...no Israeli connection...born, raised, and reside in the midwest...no foreign connection except I have traveled as a tousist a few times... I am a little and have just learned to enjoy it..

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Proud to live in a Blue State!

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#56431 - 09/19/04 08:45 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Wow, a tough woman with a great personality- post a damn pic so I can fall in love fully
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

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#56432 - 09/19/04 02:42 PM Re: How do you want to die?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I want to die in a war fighting for principles I believe in...
like saving my county during an invasion..in my backyard holding off the enemy with all the weapons I bought from various military surplus stores and arms shows.




Is there an "I have a huge boner" smiley?

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you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn

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#56433 - 09/19/04 05:47 PM Re: How do you want to die?
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Quote:

Wow, a tough woman with a great personality- post a damn pic so I can fall in love fully




I will look into checking a camera out at work...other then that we may have to wait for bishop to bring his cameras.
_________________________
Proud to live in a Blue State!

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#56434 - 09/19/04 05:56 PM Re: How do you want to die?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

Gaa, to much hating on Smartt, everyone's on the bandwagon and it's not funny anymore.






I'm not on any bandwagon. When he posts something that angers me, I say so. Whe he posts something that gets me off, I say so. When he posts something that is funny, I say so.

Draw your own conlcusions from the frequency of each.

One more thing, I have a short memory, much like my . . . er, nevermind. Just bear with me.

Abbadon, what was your name on the board before you changed it to Abbadon? I have already forgotten. Thanks.






ChickenMaster then Hate and now Abbadon.

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#56435 - 09/19/04 06:02 PM Re: How do you want to die?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I want to bve murdered so that I get to be dead but its not my fault and god will feel bad for me and let me in heaven.

or 6 chicks on my head, one of the two.

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#56436 - 09/19/04 07:21 PM Re: How do you want to die?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
I'm pretty sure I can talk the big guy into letting me in.

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#56437 - 09/19/04 09:01 PM Re: How do you want to die?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hey if you get there first put in a good word for me with the door guy K?

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#56438 - 09/19/04 09:21 PM Re: How do you want to die?
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i have a feeling im gonna be put in timeout... im a decendant of jesus so they have to let me in... but i am evil... so i do need some sort of punisment... so ill have to sit in timeout outside of the gates for a millenia... but when you are speaking in cosmic terms thats like a blink of the eye.
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#56439 - 09/19/04 10:34 PM Re: How do you want to die?
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Quote:

Wow, a tough woman with a great personality- post a damn pic so I can fall in love fully




I will look into checking a camera out at work...other then that we may have to wait for bishop to bring his cameras.




I want in on this. You do DP XXXbitionist?

How I want to die. To quote Richard Pryor, "I want to die fuckin. Cum and go at the same time."
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#56440 - 09/20/04 12:57 AM Re: How do you want to die?
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Quote:


I want in on this. You do DP XXXbitionist?





never have...really want to...but it isn't easy to find guys to do that..
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Proud to live in a Blue State!

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#56441 - 09/20/04 01:08 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
Shouldn't this be some kind of poll? I'd vote for the "choked to death on a cock" option.

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#56442 - 09/20/04 04:03 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:


I want in on this. You do DP XXXbitionist?





never have...really want to...but it isn't easy to find guys to do that..




It will have to be an airtight day, cause I'm cumming too!

_________________________
you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn

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#56443 - 09/20/04 08:46 AM Re: How do you want to die?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
BASTARDS- trying to cockblock Bishop and Me
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

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#56444 - 09/20/04 02:33 PM Re: How do you want to die?
KLASSK Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/06/04
Posts: 163
Loc: UK
i want to die with Seymore's creampie in my eye!!!
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IT'S MY DUTY TO SHAKE MY BOOTY

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#56445 - 09/20/04 06:31 PM Re: How do you want to die?
janus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
hey smartt! who's that girl with a black pantie? sit on the man's face?



she's hot!

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