I got my draft today, going for a 3-peat. I have the #3pick. My league just fiddled w/ the scoring, QBs now get 6pts for a passing TD, instead of 4.

Using the updated scoring the top QB last year, Drew Brees, scored 588pts and the top RB, Ray Rice, scored 354. I am throwing out conventional wisdom of putting a premium on RBs, and going with a straight "who's putting the most points on the board" approach. Aaron Rodgers is going to be my first pick. He only threw 6 INTs last year, and it is huge that a QB doesn't cost you points.

My league also puts a premium on TE receiving yardage, a hold over from when it was first started. They also just added a Flex spot to the starting lineup. If Graham and Gronk are there when I pick in Rnds 2&3, I am grabbing them.

That will give me 2 spots where I should have top 3 scorers, and I should have far an away the top Flex player, as most others will be starting their 3rd string RB or 4th string WR. Plus, taking the other TE will hurt every other team in the league.

Last year I pieced together the RB position. My rushing attack was the last in the league, but my WRs were great and as bad as T-Bo is on the field, he was a real good fantasy QB.

I am more worried about being left out on a top 5 WR, but I have done a good job with waivers, picking up Britt then Cruz early in their breakout seasons.

I'm on the bandwagon for Titus Young, on Detroit, in rnds 5-7. I am hoping that a RB coming of injury drops down to me in Rnd 4.

With Santana Moss appearing to be losing a step, I look for Pierre Garcon to have a big PPR year, if RG3 turns out to be mediocre or better. I would draft Roy Helu off the same team, but Shanahan clusterfucks the RB position as much as Belichek.

Looking at what Cincy did the past few years w/ Ced Benson, I think Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis should put out some decent production this year.

I think Cruz will be drafted too early, as will Cam Newton. Teams will had 6months to break down a full season worth of tape on them.

I won't be reaching for the Jets Defense/Special Teams as I have the past 2 years. If I jump on a defense, it will be the 49ers. They play in a shit division, so Points Against should be low, and Ted Ginn is always a threat to score, returning kicks and punts.

I'm just typing all this out, so I can work it through my head, then read it to see if it holds up. Hope I don't chicken out of going QB/TE/TE.

I am going to have to get a couple of teams myself soon, it seems like time is flying towards the start of the season

reminded me of the league on fx.great show


what better way to get the inside track then by mingling with the players?


watching porn while working out makes it go by faster.


theres no such thing as a good housewife,but you can get one thats good at whore type things.

sorry to hijack your thead,just happy season 4 starts this fall.

I had to settle for Brees at the #3 pick, was REALLY tempted to take Foster, but stuck to the plan. Both Gronk and Graham were gone by the time I picked in the second round. Wound up going QB/WR/WR/TE to start off.

Surprised the QBs and TEs went so early, considering as of last year, in a PPR league, some guys were still going RB/RB to start their drafts.

Here's how the team looks. Not so happy with it, but half the guys will be gone through waiver transactions, so I'm not worried.

QB- Drew Brees
Tim Tebow (my good luck charm)

RB- Trent Richardson
Ben Tate (come on Foster injury)
Toby Gerhart (is AP ready to play?)

WR- Greg Jennings
AJ Green
Reggie Wayne
Jerome Simpson
Danny Amendola

TE- Vernon Davis
Fred Davis

K- Alex Henery
Josh Scobee

D/ST- Giants
Bills

Starting Line Up

1-QB
2-RB
2-WR
1-TE
1-FLEX (RB/WR/TE)
1-K
1-D/ST


If Richardson produces enough to justify his being drafted #3 overall by the Browns, I should be good. You can't bank on health, but the only real reach I went for was Amendola, and if my #3 WR can catch about 90 passes, as he did 2 years ago, I'm really well off. Until he proves as much, Fred Davis will probably be my flex.

Still feeling queasy making Jennings my # 2 pick, but Cruz isn't a lock, and Nicks is brittle. Rodgers always spreads the ball around, but Jennings seems to be the "move the chains" guy.

Tomorrow I'll post the lineup that won me the title last year, and you will see I am smarter than the average bear. Everyone was saying it was the worst championship line up ever, all I said is, "I wasn't up against the other championship teams. I was up against you guys."

Is this the CFL thread?

I know you have all been wondering, "How has Jerules been doing with Fantasy Football?" so I'll give you an update.

This is what my current roster looks like, after making a couple minor changes.

QB
Brees
Ponder

RB
T-Rich
Tate
Daniel Thomas

WR
AJ Green
Reggie Wayne
Greg Jennings
Danny Amendola
Randall Cobb

TE
Vernon Davis
Fred Davis

K
Justin Tucker
Henery

D/ST
Giants
Bills

Really, not that much change, which is surprising for me. Tucker is my starting K now.

Currently, I have 3 of the top 8WR, and the #3TE, in my leagues scoring system. That alone will carry me to the playoffs.

With real refs playing this week, the mugging of receivers should stop and precision offenses start to click. If that turns out and Jennings puts up some points, I'm going to try and spin a WR off for another RB. Brees is playing outdoors, so I'm not going to expect great things just yet. Next week in the dome, he should put some abuse on San Diego though.

Anyway, I am 2-1, lost Week 1. Second place in my division, dude in first I beat 3 times last year. 3rd in total points, got the $5 payout for highest point total of the week last week. If I can dump a WR for an every week starter at RB 2, I'm going to be in cruise control until the week after my playoff bye.

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As far as real football goes, how about that damn Arizona? If they had anyone on offense besides Larry Fitz, they would be scary.

Texans are just looking like a straight up scary team. I'm starting Ben Tate, just on the crap shoot that the Texans are in Garbage time half way through the 3rd QTR each week, and he gets most of the touches from there.

Actually, I was wondering how much meth it took for you to misspell Jerkules.

Looks like the munchkin alcoholic is gonna get loud this afternoon.

Nah Meat, that is a good thing. With his lap dog in hiding, JB has taken the up the grammar/spelling cop role. It was nice of him to pick up the slack.

I have a “lapdog?” This is news to me. And I’m sure to a few others as well.



There’s a difference between misspelling “potatoe” and misspelling your own user name.



Jerky’s night ain’t complete without The Meat in his seat. . .

Ahahah. How fast was that response You've been holding on to that pic for hours, Mopey, just waiting to post it.

Shit, it's what, five years now I've been pissing you all off?

Wait. I'll tell you how long that was. Two minutes:

Stupid.

I'll have to admit cqd; cool...

Why stop now?

Yeah, yer lapdog. He sure as hell don't have any bite, so it can't be an attack dog. And it aint a surprise to anyone. Your pattern of giving yourself away with you projecting is pretty easy to read.



You describe what happened very well, but got the assigned roles wrong. After YOUR marionette got tangled in his strings, YOU jumped in to try and save his fail. So sad and predictable.

I hope if EY shows back up he can let you know a couple of disorders that is a sign of. Maybe then you can maybe stop trying to drink it away and get help. Unless of course you want Coco's spot of Board Loon, in addition to the grammar cop spot.

Did cqd edit all them pics, or did a mod wake up?

First of all, how are you going to spell "marionette" when you can't spell your own damn name? The Meat in the seat works wonders, I suppose, if that's your thing.

Here's a more important thing, board-wise. You know what your BF's post looked like? It looked like this:




Yep. That looks just like Smartt's Swan Song.



Carry on.

fucking munchkin.

Ha ha ha ha. No comeback? Guess that is another nail I hit on the head.

It really is sad that you fed your lap dog to a wolf. That poor bastard didn't need to take that kind of abuse, but he followed his orders and thought he was helping a "friend". What kind of "friend" has his ill equipped buddy fight his battles for him? Sounds much more like a manipulative pussy than a friend.

Of course, that is probably how JB lasted this long in life. More than likely, manipulating friends to fight his battles is how JB, his mouth, and the lunatic shit comes out of his mouth made it through high school and many, MANY drunken nights at parties and bars. Sad. Even sadder that poor bastards like cqd can't see through it. Of course I'm sure JB grooms his victims well.

Yeah, that's all you can do isn't it?




You mean like this?










BTW: It's Okay to quote yourself, when needed. You just can't nominate yourself for QOTD

At least you aren't insulting us with transparent denials. Step up yer game kid. Adapt or die.

EDIT: Barry, you miss an Extreme Rising show? If you saw them all, I'll PM you a list of the shoot interviews I have.

Says the crew that replays Smartt's greatest hits? What are you on about son?


Please, stop blathering, the both of you. I have fish to buy in the morning. And that pisses you two off.

OK, run and hide and chase denial down a bottle. Booze is the only thing that could possibly wash away your fail.

You're about the fifty-fifth poster to mock my alcoholism, on a board that was built upon drunk posting.

That makes you as original as pipedream.

Welcome to XPT, Neo-Knox

I nendorse some of that!

Well, none of that makes me wrong, Sparky.

I probably endorse more. One question before I go, Meth Head:






Is this supposed to be your brain on drugs?

If your Google is broken, then you should have 2 more drinks and smack the side of it. I have been advised not to explain myself and let dullards flail away in ignorance.

Fuck, JB has outflanked us again with his superior munchkin intelligence.

Before anyone launchs a "take it to the cage" post I would like to point out that, for as mindless and numbing the J.B./Meat tennis game is in this thread, it is still more entertaining and mentally stimulating than actually talking about fantasy football.

TUP, you can put any actual football comments here too.

Fantasy Football is the easiest way to gamble on the entire football season and not go broke.

Btw, Izzat another two minutes between posts, bitches?








Oh I'm sorry. Three Minutes. Carry on with your meat in the seat shenanigans.

I'm on my way to fish tales, fellas. Have fun sitting around waiting for me to post.

Try not to flatter yourself while you're at you fucking dwarf.

Gotta run. Much love. Beso.

Sad. Whore in your apartment, and the only fish you get to eat will be out of the oven or frying pan.

This some kind of twisted cuckold fantasy you have? Creating the thought in your mind that people are jealous you get to cook for her? Then in the ensuing weeks, you watch porn scenes featuring her, while jerking off to the thought that they get to fuck her, but never got to cook for her, like YOU did. Anything to make sad lil Jimmy feel special.

Think she'll bring you a nice new apron for you to prance around the kitchen in?

Well, shit, piss and corruption, son: You know exactly where I live. Sounds to me you’re pissed you don’t get an invite.






Okay. Here. You’re welcome. I have some real world things to attend to. I'm sure that won't stop you from huffing on here, yes?

JB's idea of cooking is pulling down his pants and taking a shit on good china.

Nah, I'm not big on fish, except tuna and flounder... and cunt.

If you wanna invite me over, I'll pick up some strip steaks and beer. If I find a colored hooker, once the sun goes down, there is $50 in it for you to rent your couch. Don't worry, I am a very respectful guest, I'll bring a towel for the couch. Maybe another $10 if I have to hose her down in the back yard, before bringing her inside.

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Sanchez and Tebow are sucking up the field today. Amazed that it is only 10-0.

If JB invites me over I'm bringing a WWII style flame thrower to cook steaks...

This makes complete sense.

If Have2 thinks I make sense, then you KNOW there is iron in them words... and not the Slerp carrying type.

I'm a Chiefs fan. To put any actual football comments in this thread I would need a shotgun.

I picked them this week, thinking San Diego is soft and Arrowhead fans give a very good home field advantage. Not my only mistake.

Chiefs were always a quality organization. They have the same owner don't they? Want went wrong. Nevermind, I used Wiki, and remembered they hired Herm Edwards. The last head coach was no prize either. At least you didn't wake up a Jets fan.

That's Irish cuisine for you.

Hi, Fwoofie.

What went wrong? We snagged the wrong people from N.E. Pioli and Cassell are both idiots. We also haven't drafted a QB in the first round since 1983. It's a hell of a double feature living close to Kansas City. Every team in baseball has made the playoffs since 1985 except for the Royals and every team in the NFL has won a playoff game since 1993 except the Chiefs. Cheap ownership and incompetent management will tend to result in this.

JB. Don't compare me to your low level league. You don't stand out as a literary genuis even after twenty thousand posts so just hush up missy. Find something to do.

TUP, I get the feeling you are part of the target audience for this dude's rant.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/201...-cassel-injury/

faggotry football update....

i was forced to use matt cassell this week and received a two handed rape fist to the tune of negative two fucken points for it.

how'd you do so far jerky?. or anyone else that subjects themselves to this idiocy...

Brutha man, I was worried as shit with Amendola going down Thursday, after only getting 3pts for me. Add to that my RB2 is Ben Tate (who is a back up that gets some garbage time points) has a toe issue, and I was worried. During waivers I picked up that RB Bell from Detroit, figuring I'd get some points for his catches but this is his bye week, part of the reason he was there when it was my pick.

So I was thinking I was gonna get caught this week. I was WRONG. I smoked the dude I was up against, 179-93. He still has Schaub to play, but that dude aint gonna put up 80something points. I'll handle my teams performance w/ a screen cap.



Giants D/ST is pissing me off. The one big week they had (20pts) I had them on the bench.

I picked Randall Cobb when I put Greg Jennings on IR, and he had 21pts on my bench. Gonna be a tough choice between him and Fred Davis for my flex next week.

Week 1 was my only loss so far 87-102. Since then, I have been over 140 every week. Dudes on the CBSSports message board won't even respond to me any more. All those fucking know it alls badmouthed my draft hard. I have been posting my results in the thread, and they no longer comment.

Not quite, but I would bet if you hooked up various members of the Chiefs front office to a lie detector and ask them if they got a little giggly inside after that hit more than half wouldn't pass the test.

This franchise has had some bad and some unpopular QBs--Elvis Grbec, Brock Huard, Tyler Thigpen, Tyler Palko, Steve Bono--pretty much everyone to suit up at the position since Montana retired with the exceptions of Rich Gannon and Trent Green but I've never seen this town as unhinged about the QB position as it is this year with Cassell. You can mark him down for at least three turnovers every game, he has no arm strengh, and his lack of accuracy has already got one WR and one RB hurt this year. Forget keeping his job, if Pioli wants to not get burned in effigy at Arrowhead next September he absolutely has to find a way to get either Geno Smith or Matt Barkley with their first round pick this year. Even if he has to trade every other pick the Chiefs have in the draft this year it must be done. The Chiefs haven't taken a QB in the first round since 1983 and Arrowhead will be a ghost town next year if they don't.

Cassell has absolutely zero support from the fans right now and if you watched the game today it is obvious the coaching staff does not trust him making even the simplest throw. You would have an easier time selling Oakland Raider jerseys in Kansas City than Matt Cassell jerseys this year. I don't agree with cheering when one of your team's players is hurt but the Cassell experiment in Kansas City has to get the plug pulled. He has lost all support in this town, has absolutely no one in the organization with any confidence in him(possible exception might be Pioli but if he does he needs to get booted out on his ass as well), and has no chance of ever regaining any as long as he is in K.C. The only way he salvages anything in his career is with a fresh start with another team.

This his 3rd year in KC? If so the guaranteed money might be all done and they can cut him w/ no cap hit.

4th year with the Chiefs

Ooof. I just realized that Brees is on bye this week. Luckily one of my opponent biggest point producers is on bye also, the Bears D/ST. Gonna be tough, and after rattling off 4 wins, I am due for a let down.

I'm up 127-47, and it looks like I'm going to eat a loss. I have Randall Cobb going now, he has Arian Foster and James Jones. Then tomorrow he has Rivers, Gates and Matthews going. The guy I'm tied with in first place looks to be getting boned this week also, so it aint all that bad.

UGH! Fucking Gates is killing me. He has to have his first big game when I'm matched up against him.

Only reason I still have a shot is Rivers 3INTs and Fumble. I wish it was an INT return for a TD and cost him 6pts.

5 mintues left and I'm leading 131-120. One of Ponder's INTS was returned for a TD and that didn't get deducted until this morning.

INT RETURNED FOR A TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could still lose because of 1 play, but that just gave me some hope.

And another turnover to seal it for me. I think Rivers turned it over 5 times in the 2nd half.

I am winning this week 134-47. Flacco shit the bed for my opponent and MJD went down after the first series. Tonight he has Pettigrew, Forte and Hanson.

F'n Vern Davis tanked on me Thursday and had me shittin bricks. Brees and Randall Cobb carried me. I was surprised the Steelers shut down AJ Green, except for 1 short TD catch. Guy I'm up against this week is a game behind me. Tomorrow morning I'll be 2 games up in first.

Next week I get the chance to avenge my only loss.

you still rollin with detroits rb bell?.
i think we both have chicago d, yes?.

i was forced to roster jennings this week too. doom on me.

I picked Bell up, but I dumb lucked into Ballard from the Colts and he's been my RB2, since he's the starter there. I might dump Tate this week to try and grab Rashad Jennings or Jonathon Dwyer. I had Ras. Jennings early in the season hoping MJD would re injure his knee.

What, you had to put Greg Jenning of IR and on your roster? I got him and Amendola taking up both my IR spots, so w/ T-Rich's ribs I gotta drop someone to get another RB.

Fred Davis' Achilles tear dicked me too. I was gonna slip him in as my flex w/ Green on bye Week 8, now I gotta scramble for a TE. Keller is out there, and Dressen.

Waivers this week I'm going Rashad Jennings, Keller, Dwyer, Dressen. I aint touching that Cardinals RB, I don't trust that team.

I don't have the Bears D, wish I did. I have the Giants and Bills, and I think only once I started the one that scored the most pts.

I think they had Jennings as questionable at one point and I was going to be gone for hockey so I rostered the broken bitch. I wish I had more time for this. Still...I only have one loss but its not looking good for tonight.

If the Lions wore throwback jerseys tonight they would have Ringling Brothers logos on them.

Down 99-137. I got Brees going now and Vern Davis tomorrow night. They have Denver's kicker going now. I should be able to pull it out, but I'm nervous.

Trent Richardson's ribs had me scared today so I benched him rather than risk a repeat of last week. Scumbag got 19pts on my bench and the dude I started, Ballard got me 11. I think I'll either win or lose by more than 8 though.

I know you are all still clamoriing to find out how my team is doing, so I'll update you.

That week of my last comment, I missed that they had Witten still playing. That cocksucker went off for 18 catches and a shit ton of yards, while plunging a fork into my heart. Brees wound up being mediocre, and Vern Davis has fallen off the face of the earth.

The rest of the league must have realized Moss is just a decoy, and are taking Vern outta the game. It is ridiculous that I am sitting my healthy 4th Round pick for a guy I pulled off waivers a month ago (Dustin Keller). I might miss out on a 25pt game, but I'll also be missing out on 2 games of <6. 49ers should give the Jets a fifth round pick for Sanchez and Holmes in the off season. Then go bizarro world, and start Kaepernick(?) and only put Sanchez in on passing downs.

Anyway, thanks to a tie the other week, I am in first place still, by a half game, with 3 weeks to go and a soft schedule. The guy I play last week of regular season I have beaten 7 straight times stretching back 3years, including playoffs. RB2 is still my only weakness, as Amendola and Jennings didn't get healthy before the trade deadline. I got Amendola on the bench, because Randall Cobb has more potential for big play TDs. I have 4 #1 quality WRs (Green, Wayne, Cobb, Amendola) and I know I'll never start the right 3.

I picked up Chris Ivory this week, because Ballard is splitting carries and Dwyer will probably do the same. Ivory appears to be the most explosive of the Saints RBs, so I'll take the 20pt or 3pt gamble on him.

As I said, soft 3 games before playoffs. I should get the 1st round bye, then probably be matched up against my friends team that has beaten me 2x, in a slugfest to get to the title game. I feel that whoever comes out of my division is going to win the title, because the top teams in the other one appear to be fading hard.

I'm fucked this week. 35 pts down with d vs d on Monday night and Redman on tonight's late game. Still first in the league and trying to hang on for that $100 payout at the end of the fantasy regular season.

I got the win this week. 136-96, I have Baltimore's kicker left, he is done. This will put me at 8-3, still in first, doubt I gain any ground this week.

Our only end of regular season payout is for Most Points Scored ($50). I had 2 real bad weeks, so I am in 2nd on that, about 60 points out. I have been Top Points for the Week 3 times now. $5/each, ate most of it up on transaction fees, shuffling through RBs and a couple bye week WRs.

Ravens' kicker Justin Tucker just kicked an FG to send it to overtime. Fuckin' aye.

Another FG by Tucker. Ravens win. Fantasy Football devotees ought to take note of Mr. Tucker.

I'm done. I'm down to trading picks for 30 packs.

I got my ass handed to me this week. The team behind me lost also, so they cannot leap frog me. Team that started the day in third is now in second. I beat them, I have a first round playoff bye. If I lose we will be tied.

Tie breakers are Division Record, Head to Head, then Total Points Scored for the season. We will be tied on the first 2, and I have a 176 pt lead on him. Unless everyone on my team dies just following the opening kick of their respective games, then I'll have the bye. I love going straight to the money rounds.

I really enjoy this Fantasy Football stuff. I respect the game. I talk some trash every week prior to my match up, but I never fuck with my opponent trying to get them to question their line up and make ill advised moves.

I respect the rules too, but feel no remorse when I can use them to my advantage. Roster moves locked with the ending of bye weeks after week 11, only injury replacements allowed. Last week Amendola was listed as Questionable all week. Then Friday, he was switched to Doubtful, so I put him on Injured Reserve and picked up Jalen Parmele. That dude was a bust and got hurt, so waiver time on Tuesday, I moved him to IR and picked up Felix Jones.

Jones was my pick because of the gaudy 14pt projection CBSSports had on him and the fact that he is up against the Saints during Championship week. I had to move Amendola off IR, because he actually got in the game last week and was listed as Questionable again. Then reports come out about DeMarco Murray being healthy and likely to play, so Jones projection was plummeting. Today it rested at 7pts.

Fuck. After Brees shit holed me last night w/ only 8pts on 340yds passing and 5, count em 5 INTs, I'm scramblin for points and a #2 RB for the playoffs. Only RBs I got Besides Trent Richardson as my #1 are Jones and Dwyer From Pit. So I just check a minute ago for Friday updates, and lil Danny Amendola is listed as Doubtful again. SWEEEEEEET. I now have Knowshon Moreno, who is brittle as fuck, but is in a good offense. I didn't get him Tuesday, because he has Balt and Clev the last 2 weeks of playoffs. I can rotate through the three of them clowns based on match ups.

Jones will probably be the one dropped when Amendola's status changes next week. If Dwyer doesn't fumble and lose his spot on the depth chart, then he could do some good things when Rapelisberger comes back. Jones gotta have Murray break something else to even contribute I think. I'ma hate it if this Murray talk is all a snow job by the Cowboys.

Also, my opponent had Forte get hurt last week, so he picked up Michael Bush, the back up. Bad move. He shoulda got Moreno, for when Forte got healthy during out playoffs. His other starting RB is Alex Starks. Now Forte is scheduled to play and he gonna be stuck w/ Starks starting or 2 Bears RBs.

Has there ever been any team in football who has had a worse year than the Chiefs? I know Detroit went 0-16 and Tampa Bay went 0-14 but neither of those teams had a player kill his girlfriend and then kill himself at the team's practice facility in front of his coach and G.M.

It can only go up from here.

Where was the dude on the depth chart? Practice squad? Starter? Can they try to blame it on NFL concussions?

Started every game but one the last two years. Here's the kicker, his major in college was child development. Some of the sports talk shows on the station I listen to out of K.C. were saying that they had people already asking about concussions when they were interviewed by out of market stations. AFAIK he never had a concussion while with the Chiefs. I don't know about any college or high school concussions.

Yeah, reports were saying that the chiefs were shocked because he had nothing in his record indicating anything like this.

He wasn't the best inside linebacker but he was solid and dependable.

I caught a whippin this week. When the other guy's kicker woulda been the high scorer on your team, that is a whippin. 83-127. I still got the Giants D/ST to go, but they aint gonna put up 50pts.

On the other hand, I am alone in the lead for my weekly pool, by a point. One guy a point behind me has the Eagles tonight, so he is the only one that can catch me before Monday night. I'm in a tie for 4th in the yearly rankings, 4pts outta the lead.

Fuckety. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Joe Flacco may be an elite QB in his own mind, but he sure stunk up M&T Bank Stadium today. Fuck.

If I'm giving Flacco a grade it is a B. Take Ray Rice off that team and he probably drops to C+ to B-.

Andrew Luck the new Mr. Clutch !

Dude is good. I'd love to see him with a decent running back.

Cock sucking Giants cost me 2 bills. 4way tie tonight, and I lost on points.

They had no answer for RG3. 0 sacks. 0INTs. All Big Blue racked up tonight was penalties.

No kidding. I saw RG3 run zone read early in the third quarter and the DE bit completely on the running back so Griffin pulls it and gain 40+ yards. That guy is a freak.

The fucking Bears have me worried after this past Sunday's game against Seattle. Seattle's QB, Russell Wilson was a scrambling motherfucker and just totally wore our defense out. They had nothing left by the time the game was in OT. If we play them again in the playoffs, we need to either take his fucking head off or we're losing.

You are probably looking at the Giants or Green Bay in the first round, figuring 49ers and Atlanta will have byes. Urlacher out for a month is tough to over come, and you got GB next week, pretty much for the division title. Game is in Chicago, so you got a shot.

As a Chiefs fan watching that game actually made it easier for me to accept the Chiefs not trading up to get him. There is no way the Chiefs jellyhead of an offensive coordinator would come up with 10% of those plays Shanahan and his kid have designed for Griffin.

Next year is the big test for RG3. Once they start giving him more regular "pro offense" stuff to do, so he don't get all Muhammad Ali by the time his contract is up. Cam Newton has taken a step back in year 2.

Personally, I think they should go balls to the wall w/ these young QBs that can run. Look at McNabb and Culpepper, neither of them were any good once their wheels were damaged. With the reasonable first round contracts nowadays, if the running QB lasts 3-4 years, so be it. Redskins need some pieces in the secondary and a red zone/deep threat wide out, and they are right in the hunt next year.

I feel the same w/ pitchers in MLB. I figure dude has just so many bullets in the clip, and I want him using as many of them as possible while I have him under contract. Use em up, throw em away, there is a fresh crop next year.

I am up 117-110, I have Vern Davis left, opponent has Gore and Crabtree. Gonna be tight.

Crabtree's TD just cut my throat. Gore's TD went as a Defensive score, since it was a fumble recovery.

I'm down 133-118

I tell ya what, this year's playoffs is a lot harder to gamble on than last year's. Last year there were a ton of lay up overs out there. This year so many teams made it to the dance w/defense. Seattle, Washington, Minnesota, Houston, all tough defense going in the first weekend. I hate betting the under though, because garbage time TDs will cut your throat. Here's the current lines:



Only thing that stands out to me right away is Minn getting 8pts. The way AP is playing and the way Rodgers wilts under a physical pass rush, I'll prolly take those 8pts.

I have to look into how the other team's records before I comment much on them. That Seahawks/Redskins game though, oof. 2 rookie running QBs, tough defenses, 2 RBs at the top of the league. That is a tough one to call.

P.S. How bout them Cowboys choking? It is about that time where Jerry brings in a big name coach, just to meddle and drive him away in 3 years.

I would have bet the farm that the 'Boys would choke that game, Jerrah's karma is shit and Romo is a pretender

Interesting thing I heard on the radio today: There were only 3 QBs that started games yesterday that are older than Romo. Brees, Brady and Manning. Sometime soon they are going to have to stop waiting on the guy to put it all together.

I would take the Bengals and the points in a heartbeat. The Texans have been circling the drain the last month and their biggest weakness has been their secondary. A.J. Green should have a field day. Plus Schaub fizzles under pressure and the Bengals have one of the best pass rushes in the league.

OTOH I wouldn't have any faith on taking a team with Ponder as their quarterback in the playoffs no matter who their running back is. Peterson will probably still have a big day but I don't see the Vikings beating Green Bay two weeks in a row. Even safer bet would be taking the under on the number of Tweets sent out by Greg Jennings sister during the game this week.

I just heard on the radio that Mistah Andy is close to signing on with the Arizona Cardinals. That place is where old coaches and running backs go to die. As we have seen with the post-McNabb Eagles, Andy is no QB magician. San Diego must not have offered complete control.

Baltimore Ravens Terrell Suggs:

"Tell them to have fun at the Pro Bowl," Suggs said. "Shut them out in the second half. Arrogant [expletive]. These are the most arrogant pricks in the world starting with [coach Bill] Belichick on down."

I haven't seen a reaction like this since Panzer found out 7-11 raised the prices on Slurpees.

KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!



Watch him hit the ground like a rag doll.

I can't believe they didn't get a TD in the second half. I was 7 pts from a push and 8 from a win. Scumbags. Fuck Belichek in his gaddam eye holes.

Jets replaced Revis in the draft, then proved that Rex is running the team still by taking a defensive lineman in the first round for the 3rd year in a row.

Come on New Coach and #1 overall pick in 2014. They say some kid named Clowney is the second coming of Lawrence Taylor and pretty much a lock for the top spot next year.

I don't know that they "replaced" Revis.

They get a guy for the same position.

But, doubtful he's going to be half as good.

Woody and Rex are ruining the team that Parcells turned around.

We're back to Kotite embarrassing.

I say it all the time: Woody inherited everything he has. If you wanna see how he is at running something, look at his family. Drug addicted daughter, who got cut off from the trust fund and committed suicide (I would too if I had to live w/ Tila Tequila).
Son makes a doc on rich kids, and makes Woody look like a douche in the process. The son was practically screaming "Pay attention to me, Daddy." while Woody sat there painting.

I'll never get over the fact that Cowher would be the coach if Woody picked up the phone.