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#615127 - 08/07/14 12:58 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
I had the best lobster bisque on my birthday. Still drooling over it.


I bought some of the Soup Man (Soup Nazi from Seinfeld) brand lobster bisque a while back. I swear it contained no actual lobster. In fact, one of the serving ideas on the back of the carton basically said, "Try adding more lobster of your own."
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#615129 - 08/07/14 04:38 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Grilled cheese sandwich (extra old cheddar and raclette cheese) on kamut bread with a side of lentil soup.

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#615133 - 08/07/14 09:19 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: Generizer
I had the best lobster bisque on my birthday. Still drooling over it.


I bought some of the Soup Man (Soup Nazi from Seinfeld) brand lobster bisque a while back. I swear it contained no actual lobster. In fact, one of the serving ideas on the back of the carton basically said, "Try adding more lobster of your own."


I was reading recipes the other day and was amazed how little lobster the bisque recipes called for.

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#615252 - 08/08/14 04:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I had some fresh halibut that'd been in the fridge for a few days mostly because I'm always confused as to how to cook this particular fish. So I went and bought some good New England clam chowder from the store, cubed the halibut and dropped it into the simmering chowder for 10 min. or so. Now it is seafood chowder. Quite tasty.
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#615347 - 08/09/14 10:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just heated-up some $1 meatballs with spicy ketchup.

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#615348 - 08/09/14 10:19 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Panzer doesn't cook anything he just re-heats shit.
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#615357 - 08/10/14 01:56 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I made a bowl of chicken corn chowder today. Just about perfect portioning, with a quarter onion, half a potato, little bit of corn and a handful of chicken left over from a rotisserie chix.

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#615392 - 08/10/14 02:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some dollar balls sandwiches [on a Russian bread with ketchup and mustard].

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#615465 - 08/11/14 04:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Making some Italian food right now; Grilled Chicken Penne Alfredo

[with special flavor-amplifying ingredient!]

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#615511 - 08/11/14 10:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Chicken Penne Alfredo came out very good. I am very pleased. Will take a shower and will eat more of it:





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#615547 - 08/12/14 07:48 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You should make that with real ingredients from scratch, not boxed and jarred crap. You're gonna kill yourself!

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#615567 - 08/12/14 12:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
You should make that with real ingredients from scratch, not boxed and jarred crap. You're gonna kill yourself!


i agree, but i've never had a lot of luck making cream sauces, so I've sort of avoided making them.

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#615572 - 08/12/14 01:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
You should make that with real ingredients from scratch, not boxed and jarred crap. You're gonna kill yourself!

Its good stuff. Brand name. Ragu, Ronzoni, Breakstone.

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#615608 - 08/12/14 11:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Made earlier todays a home-made/poor man's version of Domino's BBQ Specialty Chicken, by using $1.00 pack of Murry's Popcorn Chicken, Target's version of Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce and some store brand of shredded mozzarella cheese. It came out pretty good.

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#615683 - 08/14/14 04:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Mode some $1.75 mashed potatoes with gravy and meatballs.

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#615691 - 08/14/14 07:53 PM Reclaiming: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Edited by Jerkules (08/07/14 03:02 AM)
Edit Reason: non food related pic



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Edited by Jerkules (08/07/14 03:03 AM)
Edit Reason: non food related pic



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Its a food thread ya fuckin retards. Post that shit again in here and you'll be playin with each other's prolapses in the Gimp Box.



I call Bullshit. Nothing Panzer has ever posted in this thread has amounted to food. Call it splitting hairs, but the Pipsqueak's prolapse selfie is possibly less revolting than the shit Panzer eats.

How about we make it a contest: Toss 'em both in the box and lets see which attention whore gets less?

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#615712 - 08/14/14 11:59 PM Re: Reclaiming: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Edited by Jerkules (08/07/14 03:02 AM)
Edit Reason: non food related pic



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Edited by Jerkules (08/07/14 03:03 AM)
Edit Reason: non food related pic



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Its a food thread ya fuckin retards. Post that shit again in here and you'll be playin with each other's prolapses in the Gimp Box.



I call Bullshit. Nothing Panzer has ever posted in this thread has amounted to food. Call it splitting hairs, but the Pipsqueak's prolapse selfie is possibly less revolting than the shit Panzer eats.

How about we make it a contest: Toss 'em both in the box and lets see which attention whore gets less?

Alcohological multiflasking and its period lash out once more.

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#615750 - 08/15/14 05:32 PM Re: Reclaiming: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Alcohological multiflasking and its period lash out once more.


Indeed!

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#615761 - 08/15/14 09:22 PM Re: Reclaiming: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Got 3 CHicken Tenders at KFC and then sprinkled some mozzarella on them, them added some BBQ sauce, more mozz and some imitation bacon bits. Then sent it into the oven for about 6 minutes.

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#615765 - 08/15/14 09:42 PM Re: Reclaiming: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Got 3 CHicken Tenders at KFC and then sprinkled some mozzarella on them, them added some BBQ sauce, more mozz and some imitation bacon bits. Then sent it into the oven for about 6 minutes.

You found a way to add more calories to KFC chicken? You fat fuck

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#615767 - 08/15/14 10:14 PM Re: Reclaiming: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artxmaverick]
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Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Got 3 CHicken Tenders at KFC and then sprinkled some mozzarella on them, them added some BBQ sauce, more mozz and some imitation bacon bits. Then sent it into the oven for about 6 minutes.

You found a way to add more calories to KFC chicken? You fat fuck

I made it into Sweet BBQ Bacon [Immitation] Specialty Chicken grin

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#615777 - 08/16/14 12:21 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Alcohological multiflasking and its period lash out once more.


Indeed!

I see.

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#615790 - 08/16/14 05:42 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Yup. Thats's some Eon McKai-level Emo drama right there.

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#615791 - 08/16/14 06:09 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Yup. Thats's some Eon McKai-level Emo drama right there.

There's the incompetence again.

If it makes itself ridiculous by trying to keep open secrets away from a small part of Onlinia, then goes away on a drinking expedition and the other incompetent guy doesn't manage to uphold the idiocy instead, it's just casual horror.

The leprekraut should go for the hoof, not the toe.

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#615792 - 08/16/14 06:51 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: PrimeD
WHAAAAAAAA!!! I'm THHHMARTER than you. Pay attention to me,!!! Change my diaper!!!!!!


Sounds like someone missed heir naptime.

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#615801 - 08/16/14 08:02 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: PrimeD
Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


Nope. You've had more than your share of attention this month, Pipsqueak.

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#615809 - 08/16/14 10:31 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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#615810 - 08/16/14 10:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster



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#615829 - 08/16/14 07:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a bowl of Chicken Italy Soup:

+ 1 brick of ramen noodles
+ 1 chicken flavor packet
+ 7 cheap meatballs
+ 7 slices of pepperoni
+ 2 tablespoons of pasta sauce

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#615831 - 08/16/14 09:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
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Seriously, what happened?

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#615834 - 08/16/14 09:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Seriously, what happened?

Soup happened.

Also made some Pytza Bred: 2 slices of Ukrainian rye bread, topped-off with garden-style Mushroom Tamato sauce by Rinaldi, some shredded ozzarella and 4 slices of pepperoni per slice of bread. It came out very tasty.

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#615836 - 08/16/14 09:46 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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It's been over two weeks, are you going to update your sites?
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#615850 - 08/17/14 04:32 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
It's been over two weeks, are you going to update your sites?

Yes, I will. I just gotta find time for it: my laptop is very slow these days; I gotta restart it pretty much every 2-3 hours because of World of Tanks, web browser and Bitorent. And I gotta go over 2,300+ photos from past 3 or so months and edit them.

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#615858 - 08/17/14 07:17 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I go there and think you must not have any money for food.

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#615861 - 08/17/14 07:43 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Nothing Alex posts constitutes "food".

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#615863 - 08/17/14 07:55 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
I go there and think you must not have any money for food.

I got probably over a year's worth of food in photos that need to be edited and posted. Stuff all the way from 2006-2007.

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#615870 - 08/17/14 09:53 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Originally Posted By: artwilliams
I go there and think you must not have any money for food.

I got probably over a year's worth of food in photos that need to be edited and posted. Stuff all the way from 2006-2007.


You should put an ad out for an unpaid intern.
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#615880 - 08/17/14 02:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
artwilliams Offline
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I've noticed a absence of fresh fruits and vegetables. In particular, more leafy green vegetables would improve your diet.

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#615884 - 08/17/14 04:37 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
I've noticed a absence of fresh fruits and vegetables. In particular, more leafy green vegetables would improve your diet.

Theres Del Monte cans and cole slaw salads from the local mart.

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#615885 - 08/17/14 05:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#616076 - 08/21/14 01:29 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bluecipher]
Steezo Offline
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#616109 - 08/22/14 06:18 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made 4 "Russian" sandwiches with $1 pepperoni slices and Hot & Spicy Heinz Ketchup. $1 pepperoni pack had 21x large pepperoni slices, so 4x per bread.

Gonna go to Key Food later today and see if they will mark down to $1.00 the Pillsburry canned breadsticks dough.

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#616127 - 08/22/14 02:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
artwilliams Offline
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Just made 4 "Russian" sandwiches with $1 pepperoni slices and Hot & Spicy Heinz Ketchup. $1 pepperoni pack had 21x large pepperoni slices, so 4x per bread.

Gonna go to Key Food later today and see if they will mark down to $1.00 the Pillsburry canned breadsticks dough.

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#616131 - 08/22/14 02:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
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Loc: Appalachia
I love the Lamb Stew dude. still summer here for stew though.

grilling rib eyes tonight.


Edited by HillbillyHarry (08/22/14 02:59 PM)

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#616135 - 08/22/14 04:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
Pics or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Just made 4 "Russian" sandwiches with $1 pepperoni slices and Hot & Spicy Heinz Ketchup. $1 pepperoni pack had 21x large pepperoni slices, so 4x per bread.

Gonna go to Key Food later today and see if they will mark down to $1.00 the Pillsburry canned breadsticks dough.

Your mom or you did not happen.

You'll get your pictures on my food blog eventually.

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#616139 - 08/22/14 06:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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I just made some pizza with bakery-bought dough, Rinaldi mushrooom garden sauce and cheap mozzarella. It come out pretty good. The sauce tastes great: better than most pizza joint pizza sauces - its nice/thick and sweet, plus it has some mushrooms and pepper pieces in it.

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#616157 - 08/22/14 09:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
Pics or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Just made 4 "Russian" sandwiches with $1 pepperoni slices and Hot & Spicy Heinz Ketchup. $1 pepperoni pack had 21x large pepperoni slices, so 4x per bread.

Gonna go to Key Food later today and see if they will mark down to $1.00 the Pillsburry canned breadsticks dough.


Don't encourage him.
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#616162 - 08/22/14 11:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: artwilliams
Pics or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Just made 4 "Russian" sandwiches with $1 pepperoni slices and Hot & Spicy Heinz Ketchup. $1 pepperoni pack had 21x large pepperoni slices, so 4x per bread.

Gonna go to Key Food later today and see if they will mark down to $1.00 the Pillsburry canned breadsticks dough.


Don't encourage him.








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#616163 - 08/22/14 11:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
I just made some pizza with bakery-bought dough, Rinaldi mushrooom garden sauce and cheap mozzarella. It come out pretty good. The sauce tastes great: better than most pizza joint pizza sauces - its nice/thick and sweet, plus it has some mushrooms and pepper pieces in it.












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#616191 - 08/23/14 11:50 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I gotta admit, the cheese pizza isn't completely disgusting looking.
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