I went to use the bathroom at a fancy bar last night and as I was washing my hands I hit the soap dispenser and it shot a big splooge of liquid soap all across the bottom of my shirt. So I had to wash that out and spend 10 minutes holding paper towels on both side of my shirt to get it to dry off so I wouldn't look ridiculous when I went back to the bar for another drink.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.