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#563607 - 08/17/12 03:13 PM Making a run for the border
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I know there are several super sleuths on this board, so I would like to get out in front of this developing story.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/17/colleen-shannon-arrested-jail-smuggling-man-canada-border/

I will not confirm or deny a relationship with Colleen Shannon but I will say that I can fit into the trunk of a BMW 745i. That is all for now.

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#563613 - 08/17/12 03:30 PM Re: Making a run for the border [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Nobody thinks it was you. That woman's eyes aren't nearly far enough apart for you to fuck her, much less date her.

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#563618 - 08/17/12 03:47 PM Re: Making a run for the border [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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When a woman who looks like that offers to pay you money for companionship, you don't say no.

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#563619 - 08/17/12 03:58 PM Re: Making a run for the border [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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brandon, im pretty sure you could fit into every trunk there is...

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#563622 - 08/17/12 05:05 PM Re: Making a run for the border [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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You, sir, are the junk in the phrase "Junk in da trunk."

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#563623 - 08/17/12 05:43 PM Re: Making a run for the border [Re: TRPWL]
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Originally Posted By: TRPWL
brandon, im pretty sure you could fit into every trunk there is...


Starting with:
[img]http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=47441&filename=Brandon's trunk.jpg[/img]


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#563667 - 08/17/12 11:29 PM Re: Making a run for the border [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Been around the world and i, i, i
I can't find my baby
I don't know when, I don't know why
Why she's gone away
And I don't know where she can be, my baby
But I'm gonna find her.

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#563798 - 08/18/12 06:08 PM Re: Making a run for the border [Re: Jerkules]
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I'd like to inspect her trunk.

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