I just drove around the block...twice...because some tattoo'd, cigarette smoking, too short shorts wearing, midriff baring beautiful soul was walking her toddlers down to the local al- Quieda (jondra, of course) Mart to pick up a meth pipe. Super skinny, swaybacked, belly just a little too poochy for the top. When I passed her the 3rd time she obviously realized my quasistalking. I actually said out loud "I fucking love skanks".