Somehow this thread gave me the greatest product idea in the history of mankind.

Menthol flavored Newport Water. And it won't be spring water, just tap water (to save money) with menthol flavoring. And one bottle in every 50 cases will be gold and have fake diamonds on it, ensuring brisk sales. If it's cheaper we could use Vicks Vapor Rub for flavoring.

Panzer when you read this figure out some costs. I'm gonna be rich.