lol look at the bend in her legs..Brandon must have sawed the legs off that couch to make himself look taller

Look at the bend in her legs here, too! It's FUN to watch porn and look for quirky things. It's like when I watch Goodfellas and I notice when we first see Paulie's house, a cable TV wire is clearly visible on the outside. Cable TV didn't come to New York's outer boroughs until the mid-1980s. How quirky is that!

pretty quirky, like quirky math...after looking at her legs from knees to feet then looking at yours and using simple calculations Ive deduced that shes 4 inches taller then you ...

I know! She's at least a foot taller, wouldn't you say?

Who isn't at least a foot taller than you?

Here are twenty of Hollywood's finest shorties:
5'0"
Danny Devito
5' 2"
Dudley Moore
5' 3"
David Faustino
5' 4"
Emilio Estevez
Richard Dreyfus
Jason Alexander
James Cagney
Rick Moranis
Seth Green
5' 5"
Michael J Fox
Dustin Hoffman
5' 6"
Jack Black
Daniel Radcliffe
Bob Hoskins
Elijah Wood
Woody Allen
5' 7"
Al Pacino
Ben Stiller
Christian Slater
Tom Cruise

He's fucking a hot, blond slut with a dragon tattoo... That doesn't count for much...but it at least counts for something.

I'd say that at least brings him up to 5'8".

I kid because I care.

Here's a question. A serious one, because I'm truly curious. The Jack Black pic. Is there a story? Did he know who you were?

No, no story. I had a friend who got me put on the Tonight Show's guest list. Got to meet a few cool stars. Met Adrian Grenier from Entourage in the green room one time. Ate some sushi with him and hung out for a few minutes. I remember waiting to meet Julia Louis Dreyfuss outside her dressing room, too. She had a personal assistant with her who seemed to be in a rush so all I managed to do was give a big, stupid grin at her as she walked by me.

RE: Goldie Divine. I'm making a movie called The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

But did he know who you were? Jack Black seems like he'd be a porn fan. "Hey, aren't you that wee dude that chokes beautiful souls?".

"Hey, aren't you that wee dude that chokes beautiful souls?".

epic

I do try.