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#563188 - 08/14/12 10:02 PM Useless Information
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Charlie Chaplin once placed third in a Charlie Chaplin Look-a-Like contest.

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#563228 - 08/15/12 03:13 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Cleopatra used a birth control device made of camel dung
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#563229 - 08/15/12 03:16 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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One of the co-creators of Tetris murdered his wife and son before commiting suicide. Signing the note "Just remember I exist, The Devil"
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#563230 - 08/15/12 03:19 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Ghengis Khan was responsible for so many deaths it's believed it reduced the over all genetic density of the human race.
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#563231 - 08/15/12 03:21 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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3 in 1000 human males can suck their own cock
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#563232 - 08/15/12 03:24 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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James Hetfield asked John Bush to join Metallica after the recording of Kill em all because he wasn't confident in singing and playing guitar simultaneously.
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#563233 - 08/15/12 03:26 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry once started in a windows 95 promotional video
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#563234 - 08/15/12 03:28 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The guitar player for Drowning Pool used to play bass in Flesh Parade.
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#563235 - 08/15/12 03:29 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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You can only recycle your own urine twice before it will kill you.
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#563236 - 08/15/12 03:31 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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In 2007 a man was killed by a swan when it caused his kayak to capsize and then blocked him from being able to get out of the water, he was wearing heavy shoes and drowned........The cassowary with it's power kick and talons has only confirmed killing one person also.
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#563237 - 08/15/12 03:32 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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There's been fungus found on the insides of reactors in the ruins of chernobyl that feed on radioactive material
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#563238 - 08/15/12 03:35 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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In world war 2 the U.S. military developed and successfully tested a system that would use bats to deliver a massive napalm attack with small incendiary device attached to them on timers.....a large telescoping bat delivery system was built that resembled a giant telescoping kitchen fruit basket that would deliver 10's of thousands of bats (I believe in the hundreds of thousands off the top of my head)............the plan was ultimately scrapped after the atomic bomb was invented.
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#563260 - 08/15/12 09:11 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
There's been fungus found on the insides of reactors in the ruins of chernobyl that feed on radioactive material

thats some nutty shit.did it originally do that,or did it adapt and evolve to be able to do that kind of shit?
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#563264 - 08/15/12 09:34 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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My cat's breath smells like cat food. grin

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#563288 - 08/15/12 12:19 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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billy glide studied kung fu as a youngster.



porn only enhanced his technique.
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#563298 - 08/15/12 12:55 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Hetfield, for his apparent ownership of the stage, has always been insecure about his frontmanship.

Lars had to take drumming lessons after the first album came out because he just wasn't any good.
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#563315 - 08/15/12 02:15 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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At 47, Bill Wyman, bassist for The Rolling Stones, started a relationship with 13-year-old Mandy Smith. Her mother consented! Bill and Mandy married 6 years later but it lasted one year. To make things weirder, Bill's 30-year-old son, Stephen, married Mandy's 46-year-old mother, making him a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had stayed together, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandfather.

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#563316 - 08/15/12 02:29 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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^WTF. I need a flow chart for that.

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#563327 - 08/15/12 02:58 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I remember that. Quite the outrage.
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#563341 - 08/15/12 04:31 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
billy glide studied kung fu as a youngster.



porn only enhanced his technique.


you are all about the cawk this week aren't ya?
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#563362 - 08/15/12 07:16 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I'm beginning to think Mrs. Frankie has stolen his password.
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#563370 - 08/15/12 07:44 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I like this thread. It makes me smile.
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#563371 - 08/15/12 07:48 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Harry S Truman's middle name was "S".
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#563385 - 08/15/12 08:53 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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threads with wieners are win for barry.but yeah lots of interesting stuff.

so lets keep the wiener info going:one of my cockerspaniel poodles is considered toy sized,yet he has a human sized dong of great girth.
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#563393 - 08/15/12 11:51 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elvis had a twin brother named Garon. He died at birth but Elvis' middle name, Aron, was meant as a tribute to him.

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#563394 - 08/15/12 11:53 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Brendans real name is Dopey and he has 6 brothers.
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#563397 - 08/16/12 02:29 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Lars had to take drumming lessons after the first album came out because he just wasn't any good.


He still isn't.
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#563400 - 08/16/12 03:48 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon. He died at birth but Elvis' middle name, Aron, was meant as a tribute to him.


The twin was named Jesse Garon. Stick to what you know. Poutine, curling, and living on $15 a month.
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#563402 - 08/16/12 04:18 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Hey Brandon, you eligible for social security, even though you got the boot? If so, you should try to get some disability.
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#563403 - 08/16/12 05:27 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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WTF! Now the government is giving money to people with emotional disabilities too?

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#563413 - 08/16/12 07:40 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: have2cit]
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I would post a response to this thread, but it would most likely turn out to be totally useless!
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#563425 - 08/16/12 09:30 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
WTF! Now the government is giving money to people with emotional disabilities too?


Sign me the fuck up. Public school made me feel bad. I blame the gubment. Pay me bitches.

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#563440 - 08/16/12 12:20 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I'm not sure what entitlements I'm eligible for. To date, I've only paid income taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, business license fees.....pretty much any government bill sent to me. In return, I received the opportunity to keep paying every year. Seems fair.

The best website customers are those who join for a year, download a few scenes, and disappear. The best "tax customers" are those who pay into the system, don't take any government benefits, and disappear.

Now, back on topic for the thread: Elvis was once appointed Special Agent of the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. After he died, his autopsy revealed the presence of ten different drugs in his system.

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#563446 - 08/16/12 01:33 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Did Elvis write "Blue Suede Shoes." Johhny Ryal claims he did.

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#563493 - 08/16/12 06:07 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
Originally Posted By: have2cit
WTF! Now the government is giving money to people with emotional disabilities too?


Sign me the fuck up. Public school made me feel bad. I blame the gubment. Pay me bitches.


Ambiguity retained in spite of semi-literacy.

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#563677 - 08/18/12 01:40 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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74% of women are taller than Brandon Iron.

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#563679 - 08/18/12 01:43 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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100% of women are shorter than Brandon Iron when they blow him on their knees.

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#563680 - 08/18/12 01:45 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Miss Piggy's measurements are 27-20-36.

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#563681 - 08/18/12 01:47 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life.

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#563682 - 08/18/12 01:51 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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On The Jetsons, Jane is 33 years old and her daughter Judy is 18.

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#563687 - 08/18/12 03:39 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Because metal was scarce during World War II, Academy Awards were made of wood.

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#563691 - 08/18/12 05:49 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Majic Market is a division of the Munford Corporation.

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#563696 - 08/18/12 06:27 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Bornyo]
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The repeated refrain in the chorus of Warren Zevon's The Hula Hula Boys is Sing the Chorus Stupid in Hawaiian.
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#563704 - 08/18/12 07:05 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Because metal was scarce during World War II, Academy Awards were made of wood.


That just makes something else Ryan Knox wasn't involved with.
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#563705 - 08/18/12 07:29 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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A709 steel has a yield strength of 50 ksi.

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#563709 - 08/18/12 08:09 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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My nuts hurt when I woke up. Rubbing one out in the shower was such a relief. There is no Too Much Information thread, so I figured I'd share here.
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#563721 - 08/18/12 08:37 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The fake snow in the movie It's A Wonderful Life was made with asbestos!



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#563737 - 08/18/12 12:16 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Dusty Rhodes suffered from the crippling disease osteomyelitis, a bone affliction that prevented him from walking as a boy. He never had it operated on.

Yeah, I got Netflix, motherfucker.

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#563743 - 08/18/12 12:58 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I just re-watched that DVD this week. When he said he had that as a kid I first thought he'd just made the illness up. It's not a stretch for Big Dus' to coin his own words.

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#563744 - 08/18/12 01:01 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I'm going to watch it sometime this weekend, just to see him try to pronounce that word.
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