Charlie Chaplin once placed third in a Charlie Chaplin Look-a-Like contest.

Cleopatra used a birth control device made of camel dung

One of the co-creators of Tetris murdered his wife and son before commiting suicide. Signing the note "Just remember I exist, The Devil"

Ghengis Khan was responsible for so many deaths it's believed it reduced the over all genetic density of the human race.

3 in 1000 human males can suck their own cock

James Hetfield asked John Bush to join Metallica after the recording of Kill em all because he wasn't confident in singing and playing guitar simultaneously.

Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry once started in a windows 95 promotional video

The guitar player for Drowning Pool used to play bass in Flesh Parade.

You can only recycle your own urine twice before it will kill you.

In 2007 a man was killed by a swan when it caused his kayak to capsize and then blocked him from being able to get out of the water, he was wearing heavy shoes and drowned........The cassowary with it's power kick and talons has only confirmed killing one person also.

There's been fungus found on the insides of reactors in the ruins of chernobyl that feed on radioactive material

In world war 2 the U.S. military developed and successfully tested a system that would use bats to deliver a massive napalm attack with small incendiary device attached to them on timers.....a large telescoping bat delivery system was built that resembled a giant telescoping kitchen fruit basket that would deliver 10's of thousands of bats (I believe in the hundreds of thousands off the top of my head)............the plan was ultimately scrapped after the atomic bomb was invented.

thats some nutty shit.did it originally do that,or did it adapt and evolve to be able to do that kind of shit?

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

billy glide studied kung fu as a youngster.



porn only enhanced his technique.

Hetfield, for his apparent ownership of the stage, has always been insecure about his frontmanship.

Lars had to take drumming lessons after the first album came out because he just wasn't any good.

At 47, Bill Wyman, bassist for The Rolling Stones, started a relationship with 13-year-old Mandy Smith. Her mother consented! Bill and Mandy married 6 years later but it lasted one year. To make things weirder, Bill's 30-year-old son, Stephen, married Mandy's 46-year-old mother, making him a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had stayed together, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandfather.

^WTF. I need a flow chart for that.

I remember that. Quite the outrage.

you are all about the cawk this week aren't ya?

I'm beginning to think Mrs. Frankie has stolen his password.

I like this thread. It makes me smile.

Harry S Truman's middle name was "S".

threads with wieners are win for barry.but yeah lots of interesting stuff.

so lets keep the wiener info going:one of my cockerspaniel poodles is considered toy sized,yet he has a human sized dong of great girth.

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon. He died at birth but Elvis' middle name, Aron, was meant as a tribute to him.

Brendans real name is Dopey and he has 6 brothers.

He still isn't.

The twin was named Jesse Garon. Stick to what you know. Poutine, curling, and living on $15 a month.

Hey Brandon, you eligible for social security, even though you got the boot? If so, you should try to get some disability.

WTF! Now the government is giving money to people with emotional disabilities too?

I would post a response to this thread, but it would most likely turn out to be totally useless!

Sign me the fuck up. Public school made me feel bad. I blame the gubment. Pay me bitches.

I'm not sure what entitlements I'm eligible for. To date, I've only paid income taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, business license fees.....pretty much any government bill sent to me. In return, I received the opportunity to keep paying every year. Seems fair.

The best website customers are those who join for a year, download a few scenes, and disappear. The best "tax customers" are those who pay into the system, don't take any government benefits, and disappear.

Now, back on topic for the thread: Elvis was once appointed Special Agent of the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. After he died, his autopsy revealed the presence of ten different drugs in his system.

Did Elvis write "Blue Suede Shoes." Johhny Ryal claims he did.

Ambiguity retained in spite of semi-literacy.

74% of women are taller than Brandon Iron.

100% of women are shorter than Brandon Iron when they blow him on their knees.

Miss Piggy's measurements are 27-20-36.

Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life.

On The Jetsons, Jane is 33 years old and her daughter Judy is 18.

Because metal was scarce during World War II, Academy Awards were made of wood.

Majic Market is a division of the Munford Corporation.

The repeated refrain in the chorus of Warren Zevon's The Hula Hula Boys is Sing the Chorus Stupid in Hawaiian.

That just makes something else Ryan Knox wasn't involved with.

A709 steel has a yield strength of 50 ksi.

My nuts hurt when I woke up. Rubbing one out in the shower was such a relief. There is no Too Much Information thread, so I figured I'd share here.

The fake snow in the movie It's A Wonderful Life was made with asbestos!

Dusty Rhodes suffered from the crippling disease osteomyelitis, a bone affliction that prevented him from walking as a boy. He never had it operated on.

Yeah, I got Netflix, motherfucker.

I just re-watched that DVD this week. When he said he had that as a kid I first thought he'd just made the illness up. It's not a stretch for Big Dus' to coin his own words.

I'm going to watch it sometime this weekend, just to see him try to pronounce that word.

Is it in the Dusty thing the E put out a few years ago.

Slightly on highjacked topic: The guy who did my tattoo this week has lots LA Raiders stuff in his shop. He said "I like the Raiders. Who's your favorite team?". No hesitation. "The Briscoe Bothers". He just looked at me weird for a second and went about his business. I love ex con social skills.

In the 1940s, the Bich pen was changed to Bic out of fear that people would pronounce it "Bitch."

The word "constipation" comes from a Latin word meaning "to crowd together."

zuh?were they a cop duo or something.i dont get the reference.

The Nine of Hearts playing card is considered the symbol of love.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. If she were life-size, Barbie's measurements would be 5 feet, 9 inches tall, 33-18-31 1/2.

The Ramses brand condom is named after Pharaoh Ramses II, who fathered more than 160 children.

Briscoe Brothers do the best promos/vignettes in the wrestling business today

http://whoresandheadlocks.com/showthread.php?tid=602

Well, the energy's definitely always there, but they come across like brainless hick/wiggers in so many of those. Not taking away from their mic prowess, but a life of dealing with brainless hick/wiggers kind of sours their shit for me.

I can understand that.

The formula for strain on any material is PL/AE

P= Force
L= Length
A= Area
E= Modulus of Elasticity

And you consider that useless?

So can you calculate the strain a 107pound broad would put on my face?

Sometimes when I eat white castle, my farts smell exactly like white castle.

almost phallic.

My girl and I both had him work on us last week. We also both noticed the big black Swastika on his arm. That lead me to believe he's more than likely done time. I figure when I told him my favorite team, he didn't have the foggiest what I was talking about. So he just went quiet and did his job. Ex con social skills. Don't understand, keep your mouth shut. Hopefully avoid rape.

Oh, sure, they're stupid wiggers. I thought they were retards the first time I saw them. But as tag team specialists and mic workers, they absolutely rule.

Lorne Green had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while hosting an episode of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom.

There was a Wild Kingdom before Mutual of Omaha's?

Same thing.

Human beings and the two-toed sloth are the only land animals that typically mate face to face.

Iguanas, koalas, and Komodo dragons all have two penises.

The male fox mates for life. If his female partner dies, he remains single. The female fox, on the other hand, gets a new mate if her current ones dies.

^

Neil Young's first version of Hey Hey My My was recorded with Devo.

Eddie Gaedel was a 3'7" dwarf who appeared as a pinch hitter in a Major League baseball game in 1951. He walked on 4 pitches and was removed for a pinch runner. He was the shortest player in baseball history and his uniform number was a fraction: 1/8.

^^ Mumber 1/8 is fucking hilarious.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

That's not useless. That tells us which way to aim.

thats interesting,but why do they do that?better hearing or sonar on that side?

I'm only repeating useless information I'm reading.

Male sea lions may have 100+ wives and sometimes go three months without eating.