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#563776 - 08/18/12 04:10 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Is it in the Dusty thing the E put out a few years ago.

Slightly on highjacked topic: The guy who did my tattoo this week has lots LA Raiders stuff in his shop. He said "I like the Raiders. Who's your favorite team?". No hesitation. "The Briscoe Bothers". He just looked at me weird for a second and went about his business. I love ex con social skills.
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#563828 - 08/18/12 09:06 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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In the 1940s, the Bich pen was changed to Bic out of fear that people would pronounce it "Bitch."

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#563829 - 08/18/12 09:12 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The word "constipation" comes from a Latin word meaning "to crowd together."

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#563834 - 08/18/12 10:41 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Is it in the Dusty thing the E put out a few years ago.

Slightly on highjacked topic: The guy who did my tattoo this week has lots LA Raiders stuff in his shop. He said "I like the Raiders. Who's your favorite team?". No hesitation. "The Briscoe Bothers". He just looked at me weird for a second and went about his business. I love ex con social skills.
zuh?were they a cop duo or something.i dont get the reference.
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#563836 - 08/18/12 10:45 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The Nine of Hearts playing card is considered the symbol of love.

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#563837 - 08/18/12 11:02 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. If she were life-size, Barbie's measurements would be 5 feet, 9 inches tall, 33-18-31 1/2.

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#563847 - 08/18/12 11:48 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The Ramses brand condom is named after Pharaoh Ramses II, who fathered more than 160 children.

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#563848 - 08/18/12 11:53 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Briscoe Brothers do the best promos/vignettes in the wrestling business today

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#563855 - 08/19/12 07:11 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Well, the energy's definitely always there, but they come across like brainless hick/wiggers in so many of those. Not taking away from their mic prowess, but a life of dealing with brainless hick/wiggers kind of sours their shit for me.

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#563861 - 08/19/12 08:24 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I can understand that.
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#563863 - 08/19/12 08:33 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The formula for strain on any material is PL/AE

P= Force
L= Length
A= Area
E= Modulus of Elasticity

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#563864 - 08/19/12 08:44 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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And you consider that useless?
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#563865 - 08/19/12 09:08 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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So can you calculate the strain a 107pound broad would put on my face?
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#563867 - 08/19/12 10:21 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Sometimes when I eat white castle, my farts smell exactly like white castle.

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#563877 - 08/19/12 10:39 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
The formula for strain on any material is PL/AE

P= Force
L= Length
A= Area
E= Modulus of Elasticity
almost phallic.
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#563879 - 08/19/12 10:49 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Is it in the Dusty thing the E put out a few years ago.

Slightly on highjacked topic: The guy who did my tattoo this week has lots LA Raiders stuff in his shop. He said "I like the Raiders. Who's your favorite team?". No hesitation. "The Briscoe Bothers". He just looked at me weird for a second and went about his business. I love ex con social skills.
zuh?were they a cop duo or something.i dont get the reference.


My girl and I both had him work on us last week. We also both noticed the big black Swastika on his arm. That lead me to believe he's more than likely done time. I figure when I told him my favorite team, he didn't have the foggiest what I was talking about. So he just went quiet and did his job. Ex con social skills. Don't understand, keep your mouth shut. Hopefully avoid rape.

Oh, sure, they're stupid wiggers. I thought they were retards the first time I saw them. But as tag team specialists and mic workers, they absolutely rule.
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#564190 - 08/22/12 09:04 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Lorne Green had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while hosting an episode of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom.

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#564192 - 08/22/12 09:11 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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There was a Wild Kingdom before Mutual of Omaha's?
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#564194 - 08/22/12 09:16 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Same thing.

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#564195 - 08/22/12 09:17 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Human beings and the two-toed sloth are the only land animals that typically mate face to face.

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#564197 - 08/22/12 09:18 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Iguanas, koalas, and Komodo dragons all have two penises.

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#564201 - 08/22/12 09:21 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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The male fox mates for life. If his female partner dies, he remains single. The female fox, on the other hand, gets a new mate if her current ones dies.

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#564207 - 08/22/12 09:40 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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#564232 - 08/23/12 06:47 AM Re: Useless Information [Re: frankie fatale]
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Neil Young's first version of Hey Hey My My was recorded with Devo.
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#564264 - 08/23/12 01:16 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Eddie Gaedel was a 3'7" dwarf who appeared as a pinch hitter in a Major League baseball game in 1951. He walked on 4 pitches and was removed for a pinch runner. He was the shortest player in baseball history and his uniform number was a fraction: 1/8.
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#564292 - 08/23/12 03:39 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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^^ Mumber 1/8 is fucking hilarious.
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#564299 - 08/23/12 06:44 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

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#564300 - 08/23/12 06:46 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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That's not useless. That tells us which way to aim.

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#564328 - 08/23/12 10:25 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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thats interesting,but why do they do that?better hearing or sonar on that side?
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#564332 - 08/23/12 10:40 PM Re: Useless Information [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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I'm only repeating useless information I'm reading.

Male sea lions may have 100+ wives and sometimes go three months without eating.

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