Wasabi and mustard make for a spicy conidment. There's a condom joke, porn industry joke or something in there somewhere but it's lost to me.

Not tonite and wasn't cooked, but the bowl of Lucky Charms I just had kicked ass.

A bunch of chicken breasts to get me through work the next coupla days.

Made stuffed grape leaves with some ground lamb, rice and other goodies. Along with homemade tzatziki.

Didn't invite any illegals to eat did you??? wink wink.

No, but I bashed the head of one really bad with my PS-90 :-/

That's the vicious rumor going around anyway !

I got some chicken breastuses to grill later. Give me a good marinade recipe.

Made myself a sandwich with 1/4 pound of roast beef, with bread & butter pickles, with home-made tartar sauce on both sides of Italian/French bread/baguette [half of it] for breakfast. And a cup of Lipton tea [made with 1 packet from a 100-pack that was on sale for $2.99].

Italian Food [3x cans of Chef Boyardee beef ravioli into 1 bowl]

Authentic Italian. Yum.

^I've just also made some small batch turd down the toilet bowl

Did you pick it up and eat it?

No

Is this really what we've become?

http://e.5thvillage.com/seller/alexpanzeradt/

he's got pumpkin nectarine fragrance next to the prostate stimulator. surprised?.

^them stimulators sell pretty well. $1 anal lubes [Dr. Sheffield] sold out fast too [30x units]

Seriously, Chef Boyardee does not qualify as "cooking". Doesn't Panzer have his own thread for what he eats?

Oh, wait. He Does.

This sort of stuff belongs there, yes?

I see another penalty boxing in Alex's future for the mom joke.

Tbone steak, rice and spinach.

Just made some gourmet chicken stir fry

Prepping up to cook some Chicken Shocktopovich

Beef stew in the crock pot for tomorrow.

Wanna blow a kitchen completely the fuck up? Cook gumbo.

Mmm I bet that smells wonderful after cooking all night.

Roasted Potato & Leek soup the other night and Minestrone Stew last night.

Last night was boneless pork chops stuffed with sausagemeat and stuffing. YUM!

Sitting in the freezer for later in the week are Chicken Breasts stuffed w/ rice, prosciutto and mozzarella, and a big ole Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf. I love it when my butcher offers new "oven ready" delicacies.

Since I began going back to gym today, I just made a healthy Alex Salad.

Ground bison w some cheese , some chipotle my friend made with a side of black rice and diced tomatoes.

Gonna grind up some grass-fed chuck and cook this tonight or tomorrow: http://ruhlman.com/2013/11/macaroni-beef/

The meatloaf was good. Added surprise was that there was some fresh Mozzarella in the middle. Been eating sandwiches from the thing for the past 2 days.

Just made the Supreme Alex Salad 2 hours ago. Supreme means that I added some roasted beef shreds into it.

Just came back from the gym and made Alex Salad.

Alex, I'm going to out on a limb here and suggest that nobody wants to know what sort of shit you put into your salad, nor does anyone care.

I'd like to see some photos of an Alex Salad. It's like slowing down and looking at a bad car accident.

Damnit, stop encouraging him. You're as bad as the Admiral, only less coke-addled.

Check TheShitIEat for the next couple of day and you'll see it.

When he's on the news because of a nationwide manhunt, don't you want to be able to say you know one of his recipes?

LOL!

When he's on the news because of a nationwide manhunt, I want to be able to say "You can't miss him, Officer. He's the fool with the 'Fugitive Food' blog."

"He took out a whole pizzeria because they charged extra for triple pepperoni."

I just made a nice pot of aguadito. Found a Peruvian chica in Tokyo who's a fantastic fuck and an even better cocksucker, and a taste of home should be a nice ass-opener. She told me that she tried to make some but failed because of lack of ingredients, but I found everything I need except yellow aji peppers, for which I've got a workable local substitute.

I already got two fingers in that asshole, so there really isn't any special effort required, but I do try to be polite.

As for the Alex Salad, I have to imagine roughly-chopped cabbage and half a quart of dollar-store dressing of dubious origin, topped with pepperoni slices. I await the grand unveiling on The Shit I Eat.

What do you figure your whore budget is a month, Admiral? Only include cash and the estimated value of their portion of the drugs, not food, drinks or gifts.

This Peruvian girl isn't a whore, but I would estimate about US$6000 a month goes to whores and drugs. It's about what I pay in child support. But US$10,000 goes to investments, so it's not what you think. I'm totally responsible, and can stop at any time! Hopefully before my heart stops.

The places I spend the most time (Hong Kong, Singapore, Tokyo, and Seoul) are expensive, so that US$6000 doesn't go as far as one would think. It's at least US$300 every time I fuck a whore for two hours or so, and usually about US$1000-1500 for an extended evening of drugs and fucking. It ain't like I'm blowing six thousand in the Philippines. Oh, how I wish there were any reasonable excuse for me to spend extended time in the Philippines! But, alas, there is not.

Are there lots of Asian blow fiends? What does a gram of decent blow or meth cost in various Asian countries?

Sorry if I'm imposing too much. Feel free to ignore me if you like.

Blow was HK$1000 (US$135) a gram last time I was partying in Hong Kong. I had two grams left over in the morning and had to wash them down the sink to catch a flight. Is that a good price? Probably not, if I were in LA or SF. When cavorting with whores and strippers in California, the coke is included in the party. My most epic night ever was at the Market Street Cinema, May 2006. I was there for three days straight. Even after the club closed, and people were sweeping up, we partied straight on through. Fuck, that was costly. But that was back when I could still get hard when coked up so it was still great value. Ah, Marina, you sweet assfucking Colombiana, I should have married ya.

In NJ, last I knew it was like $60-70/gm of mediocre blow, $180-200/8ball. Meth is much pricier, like $120-$200/gm, no clue on an 8ball. That is pretty good quality crystal. Biker crank used to be $200/8ball, but I haven't seen that for sale since they make you sign a log to buy sudafed.

Gonna post Alex Salad photos on GreedyJew within the next hour.