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#574443 - 11/18/12 07:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Stella Artois is fucking awesome....to get on topic.


I fucken love that stuff. If I sit down at a place that serves it in pints I'm done.
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#574444 - 11/18/12 07:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I believe the semi-colon is correct but the comma is ridiculously wrong.
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#574445 - 11/18/12 07:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Are you sure that's the proper use of a semi-colon? Those always vexed me so like Hemingway I avoided them.

Edit: I embarrassingly mis-spelled colon.


pipe punctuated the fuck outta that last one didn't he?. right or wrong I appreciate the effort. Ya know...it being a drunk thread on a porn forum and all.
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#574448 - 11/18/12 07:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Some drunks have semi colons.
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#574449 - 11/18/12 07:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Meat lost all semblance of a colon weeks ago. Talk about blown out pipes... the kid has taken a reaming but proper.

Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it.

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#574451 - 11/18/12 07:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Don't start listing your procedures BDM. We don't have the time or bandwidth to get into it.
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#574452 - 11/18/12 07:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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What's all this talk abt blown out colons ans shit? Old Timer Bornyo is the one wearing the colostomy bag.

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#574453 - 11/18/12 07:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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It's not an event it's a process Jerk !
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#574455 - 11/18/12 07:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it.


Reminds me about the old joke with the punch line of a bear whispering in the guy's ear, "You don't come here to hunt, do ya?"
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#574457 - 11/18/12 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net:

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
It's not an event it's a process Jerk !



And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.

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#574459 - 11/18/12 07:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it.


Reminds me about the old joke with the punch line of a bear whispering in the guy's ear, "You don't come here to hunt, do ya?"


Exactly. Meat is ready to write the next edition of "I slept with the Band". He's been used and used up by everyone.

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#574460 - 11/18/12 07:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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PipeD: backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net:


I don't think so.
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#574462 - 11/18/12 07:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.


XPT has the worst spelling software ever. I tend to use Google if I am iffy, and always follow through to see it on a dictionary site, cause tons of people Google shit so autofill can't be trusted.
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#574464 - 11/18/12 07:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it.


Reminds me about the old joke with the punch line of a bear whispering in the guy's ear, "You don't come here to hunt, do ya?"


Exactly. Meat is ready to write the next edition of "I slept with the Band". He's been used and used up by everyone.


The Village People ran a train on your asshole.

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#574465 - 11/18/12 08:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
PipeD: backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net:


I don't think so.



Oh, backdoorman, to me it doesn't matter much that you don't think so. It's enough for me to know that that sentence of yours has room for a semicolon and a comma and I'm not actually trying to be an asshole about it.

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#574466 - 11/18/12 08:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I've never tried Stella Artois. Like their packaging and promotion. I'll have to give them a try.
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#574467 - 11/18/12 08:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
Oh, backdoorman, to me it doesn't matter much that you don't think so. It's enough for me to know that that sentence of yours has room for a semicolon and a comma and I'm not actually trying to be an asshole about it.


Though technically correct, that is sloppy writing. You should have edited your post. No offense.

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#574468 - 11/18/12 08:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Stella Artois is fucking awesome....to get on topic.


I fucken love that stuff. If I sit down at a place that serves it in pints I'm done.


Same with my bf. CVS here is having a deal. $14 for a 12 pack.

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#574469 - 11/18/12 08:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Tell me why, Bornyo. And you moderators - aren't you supposed to see when people edit their posts? I did, for something else.

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#574471 - 11/18/12 08:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Maybe you're just not interesting enough.

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#574472 - 11/18/12 08:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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If you unclick the box that says "mark as edited" then we would have to expend extra effort to see if or when a post was edited. If you hide it, it's likely we won't know because your moderators are by and large lazy.

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#574473 - 11/18/12 08:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Jimster's alcohologic on display.

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#574477 - 11/18/12 08:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
Jimster's alcohologic...


...cuts you to the bone once again. You're not interesting enough to pay that much mind. You going to pitch another "Look at MEEEEEEE" shitfest about it?

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#574478 - 11/18/12 08:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Nothing cuts anywhere here. You still can't qoute. Will you be a captain about it?

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#574479 - 11/18/12 08:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
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I guess you will. Carry on, Pipsqueak.

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#574481 - 11/18/12 08:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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So you won't even try to save the rest of your sanity and concentrate on the whores as usual. Creep on, captain.

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#574483 - 11/18/12 08:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Pipe, I do know you edited the Alcohologic post. I know because I love and want to steal the term. I took offense at first because I'm sober but then you edited it for qualification.

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#574485 - 11/18/12 08:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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The constant quoting is found elsewhere and the captain is a stealthy one, maybe a pirate, sneaking it in where he can. You'll do whatever you want with whatever here anyways.
Please continue not to shoot people actively trying to really fuck you up or kill you.

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#574487 - 11/18/12 09:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I ain't never shot nobody. Never.

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#574488 - 11/18/12 09:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Thankfully, language isn't a basic mathematical operation.
I won't start doing all the cursive and bold highlighting. There's no shortage here as it is.
Although it'd be interesting where you'd shoot someone and with which type of ammunition; would it be in the arm or the leg with something not leaving the attacker permanently fucked up or is it going to be in the head for society?

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#574490 - 11/18/12 09:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Did you add up those negatives? I lost count. In the end I wasn't sure if I'd written a confession or a denial. I did that for you.

A gift.

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#574492 - 11/18/12 09:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I counted "no" two times and once as an assertion. Maybe I got it wrong.

Thanks, but where would which type of bullet end up?

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#574496 - 11/18/12 09:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I went back and counted 5 negatives. If a double negative is a positive then 5 must indeed be negative. In other words I have never shot anyone.

That's a lie though, as I've shot two people in my life. I shot a kid with my BB gun for no good reason. He was a friend of mine but he ran across a field and within my sights. I shot him in the forehead and still feel bad about it. He had to go to the ER and have the BB cut out. The other was my cousin. Again with a BB gun. I shot him in the thigh only because that's all I could get a shot at and because he was shooting at me.

Those incidents were years ago as I am, as you know, very old. I'd like to think if I ever pulled a gun to shoot these days it would be a body or head shot, to kill.

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#574500 - 11/18/12 09:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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If you are using a deadly weapon, you better damn well be aiming to kill. Whatcha gonna do otherwise, shoot a crook in the leg, so you can have a heart to heart with him and try to get him on the right path? Have the motherfucker sue you, cause the damage messed up his athletic scholarship to a southern felon mill university? Fuck that. Send him to his maker, hand the weapon to the police when they get there, and don't say shit except, "I'd like to consult with an attorney."
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#574501 - 11/18/12 09:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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A docu called Absinthe is on Netflix right now. I'm aptly drinking Kubler.

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#574502 - 11/18/12 09:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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It seems as if I missed one and count four, but whatever.

If the goal is to get out of harm's way immediately, killing would be optional. The effect of a single, not lethal hit should stop most people instantly, without implying to fire a whole magazine on tweakers.

There could be some potential for quick justice in you.

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#574505 - 11/18/12 10:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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The justice is in the quick killing. Those cases become your word against theirs. If they can't speak for themselves then it's your word and dodgy forensics against...a dead criminal. I'll take those odds.

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#574507 - 11/18/12 10:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Interesting.

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#574529 - 11/19/12 12:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Center body mass. When you're in your boxers at 3am in the kitchen with your nuts sucked up into you like a fucking sumo wrestler, the last thing you're going for with shaky hands is a Call of Duty head shot.
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#574577 - 11/19/12 05:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Some Jameson Whiskey followed by some Stone Pale Ale- a good night!

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#574595 - 11/19/12 06:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Stuck watching some stupid football game my friend wanted my bf and I to checkout. Thank god for alcohol. Peroni. The shit I do for friends. No idea who's playing. The Chicagoans and the Roman Meal team?

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#574597 - 11/19/12 06:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PipeD



And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.


I'll counter with it does because you say it doesn't and then ask you to closely scrutinize your posting history. report back or don't.
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#574601 - 11/19/12 06:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Omg sports are so boring. Need more drinks.

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#574602 - 11/19/12 06:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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make a drinking game out of it. every time they say urlacher or gore...DRINK!
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#574603 - 11/19/12 06:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Gia watching football= equals total ownership by her boyfriend. Equals :wankingbanana:

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#574613 - 11/19/12 07:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Spellun and grammur on a porn board ? Get reel !
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#574618 - 11/19/12 07:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Stuck watching some stupid football game my friend wanted my bf and I to checkout. Thank god for alcohol. Peroni. The shit I do for friends. No idea who's playing. The Chicagoans and the Roman Meal team?


It's the Chicago Obama Boyz vs The San Francisco Bug Catchers.
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#574627 - 11/19/12 07:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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Peroni ain't bad. It's not good mind you, but it has a nice clean dry taste I like.

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#574633 - 11/19/12 08:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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The harvest is in, one week in the bottles and I'll be drinky. Woo hoooooo!




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#574648 - 11/19/12 10:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: PipeD



And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.


I'll counter with it does because you say it doesn't and then ask you to closely scrutinize your posting history. report back or don't.



What are you on about?

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