Here are the one I fit:

15 I think. Damn, that's depressing.

4. Is at least 5'11" and weighs at least 180lbs

6. Doesn't have coarse or thick hair

10. Gets along with his mother

11. Knows how to read music

12. Is good at math

14. Drives a car that is very nice AND is within his budget

15. Has a budget and stays within it

18. Eats vegetables

19. Is not homophobic

20. Is true to his faith or else admits that he has none

21. Looks up to his father

23. Ties his own ties


25. Can at least cook breakfast

27. Is an asshole with quick wit

29. Doesn't automatically do what he's told
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