Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
I'm voting for Obama, because I don't want Mitt's hand in my wallet for $500. I will also make sure that everyone in the family will vote for Obama and some neighbors too, because I will give them some free photo paper in exchange for a vote in favor of Obama.


First, Alex do you have any health insurance right now?

Secondly, most of your family or neighbors (notice he didn't say friends) are probably illegals or felons so that's a moot point. But it's good to know that those who are able to vote have such low standards that photo paper from Staples can sway them.
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