Ok, here's mine
1.Brushes his teeth three times or more per day
+1Brush twice, floss once.

2. Is enrolled in or has already completed a graduate program
+1/2 Did half a graduate program

3. Works out regularly
+0 nigga, please!

4. Is at least 5'11" and weighs at least 180lbs
+1 WAY over 180, but gining myself benefit of the doubt.

5. Speaks more than one language
+1 Read but don't speak french, and know a smattering of about 3 other languages

6. Doesn't have coarse or thick hair
+1 i.e., White Boy.

7. Doesn't eat junk food
+1/2 Sometimes eat well, other times I';m out of control.

8. Owns more than 5 nice suits
+0 Own one suit for interviews.

9. Wear button downs and cufflinks to night clubs
+0 Ddon't like night clubs and haven't been to one in 10 years

10. Gets along with his mother
+1/2 get along but don't like

11. Knows how to read music
+1 Can;t sight read but know what most of l the notation means.

12. Is good at math
+1/2 can calculate tips, etc, only sketchy on things like calculus

13. Cares about politics
+1 Commie pinko

14. Drives a car that is very nice AND is within his budget
+0 don't drive

15. Has a budget and stays within it
+0 Lord save me.

16. Has a great sense of style
+0 (shoudl be -1)

17. Can pick-out really hot clothing for his female friends
+0 (+1 means you're gay)

18. Eats vegetables
+1/2 sometimes

19. Is not homophobic
+1/2 tolerant but not open minded

20. Is true to his faith or else admits that he has none
+1/2 searching and inquisitive, but ideologically confused/unfocused

21. Looks up to his father
+0 Meh

22. Knows his way around NYC
+1 I LIVE HERE!

23. Ties his own ties
+1 Learned that at prep school.

24. Is invited to lots of dinner parties
+0 Perpetual wall flower.

25. Can at least cook breakfast
+1 Who can't? Break an egg, fry some bacon, put bread in toaster.

26. Is athletic with great coordination
+0 See 3.

27. Is an asshole with quick wit
+1/2 can be quick witted when the occasion calls for it, but am more annoying than assholeish.

28. Makes the first move
+0 See 24.

29. Doesn't automatically do what he's told
+1/2 I know when to kow-tow when it is an advantage to me, but I don't jump up just because the phone rings, etc.

30. Is very classy and distinguished in public
...but knows when to whoop ass.
+0 Am considered emotionally stunted by my peers, but have never had my ass whooped at least.