ok so if you havent seen the shout box recently ill post it here really quick.skip or skim if you want


" frankie figgs: i just noticed i made porn jesus.
[x] frankie figgs: if theres one thing ive learned is that whores will be whores,tits rule everything around me,and that you shouldnt have feelings for a woman unless its with your dick.
gia jordan: why are you so jaded?
Jerkules: Congrats Figgs!
Jerkules: he prolly jaded cause so many hoes be lyin to him
PipeD: The world is hard out there. Shit happens to soft people.
Jigaloo: T.R.E.A.M.
Jigaloo: He's jaded because of FLOP #1.
LouCypher: congrats on PJ, frank...you do realize that when all those pic links fail and i delete them you'll be back to load dumper, yes?.
Jigaloo: He's Porn Hey Seuss.
[x] frankie figgs: well basically my cougar of a therapist has made it obvious shes attracted to me for some time,yet always gave me mixed signals.i mean shit shes flashed me bush a couple of times even.she would always be doing or saying suggestive shit.
[x] frankie figgs: me being me i figured id fuck her eventually but over time i kind of started getting feelings for her.shes a slut though always flying all over the place to go get fucked by guys.she has a new bf like every fucking month.
[x] frankie figgs: i emailed her how i felt along with all the evidence(even though i left out the time she wore vibrating panties on one of our sessions) and fucking yesterday i get a letter saying shes no longer going to see me as a client due to the nature of my email.
[x] frankie figgs: this is even after the time i almost won 20 grand from some dealership and she said"Frankie if you win that money,text me.Im telling you Frankie text me."
[x] frankie figgs: no explanation or anything.cunt couldnt even email me.she thoughtd it be neat if her the dr from the fat book and i all met outside of the office.i swear this horny bitch wanted me and dr chub to dp her with that bush of hers.
Jigaloo: This does not belong in the Shoutbox. It deserves it's own thread.
[x] frankie figgs: lol god im sure you guys would get a kick out of my almost ten paragraph email to her off all the times ive overheard shit shes said to her daughter or secretary about me.
Jigaloo: DO IT NOW!
[x] frankie figgs: lmao jig.im not sure if i should.of course if i do all names will be left out and there will be no guessing in the public thread.im still on probie and dont want this bitch to call bs on me when i wouldve never even had feelings for her if she hadnt
[x] frankie figgs: lead me on this whole time and then only need my attention when shes single."

ok so heres the email:
"i was going to send another food journal earlier today but put it off since you seem to not read them.i understand you went on vacation for 5 days but i wrote those emails ten days ago.so ive decided to stop writing them,but i will still be using the shake diet and watching what i eat.i didnt really feel like talking today about the neighbors because it would accomplish nothing.i wasted maybe an hour or so the other day at the sherriffs office filing a report for nothing.ive really had it with the neighbors and the less time i think about them the better.i went to my uncles house yesterday just to spend some time away and so he could also hear some audio tapes i made of some of my neighbors closer to me.on one of the tapes one of the neighbors said they dont care if their tormenting of me makes me kill myself.the neighbor who i tried getting a restraining order on and the neighbors to the right of him are constantly threatening me telling their going to pepper spray me and shoot me with guns.

this isnt pleasant stuff to think about it and ive told the cops and you many times already.i couldnt be more sick of thinking about the whole neighborhood situation.one of the neighbors that used to live here even hit me with a gun in the head after sucker punching me.i dont know if we should finish the book or not seeing as how i finished it awhile back and were still not done going over it.i think until my probation is over we should just play chess and maybe discuss some stuff like we used to.ive gone through phases of sadness since weve started reading the book almost from the beginning.i never really know where i stand with you and this has kind of taken a toll on me.

for quite some time now ive known you are either attracted to me or have feelings for me,or both. my first indication of this was years ago after i had barely started seeing you and as i left your office,you said to yourself outloud"How did someone so young and virile walk into my officeI might have to take it off with him."i know i didnt imagine that because virile and taking it off are both words and terms i never use.ive heard you and nice tits(your secretary at blank) saying things back and forth of a sexual nature about me at least a handful of times.i dont want to repeat what i heard but i was kind of surprised to hear the two of you speaking like that not even five feet from me.not to mention you telling me youre getting goosebumps on your legs when i tell you im getting close to fitting in my jeans.and telling me that im in store for me when i wear my jeans.

also that one time when i came in and was crying over an argument with my mom and you prayed for me,you said something to the effect of "Lord bless Frankie,hes one of the three men in my life."unless you know another frankie than i can only assume you meant me.i have to admit i think youre very attractive and have thought so since the first time we met.i even wanted to tell you how beautiful you looked this one time when you had tried something new with your hair but i heard nice tits tell someone in the office "blank is dating someone new".ive had emotional feelings for you for sometime but then always feel stupid and hurt when you are seeing someone new.once i heard you tell one of your daughters(the one with the black blank car with the blank blank decal) something along the lines of"You see that guy sitting outside?That might be my new guy parked infront of our house." to which she replied "But hes bi!" then you replied "That just means we can do more when we play with him."

now of course im not actually bi,but that has been a rumor since highschool thanks to some idiots.also there was noone else sitting down in the lobby at the blank blank blank other than me.i also heard your son leaving your blank blank tell nice tits "Oh right Im trying to fit in with him.Im not gonna let Speedy Gonzalez f*** my Mom."im guessing he was talking about me.also when you were going to go see your "friend from highschool whos a chess champion" who became your "significant other" you saw that i got kind of hurt and said"Sweet heart its just sex.What you and I have is different."now you were drunk that afternoon because i could smell wine in what you were drinking so you might have been freer with your words but i know thats what you said.i also know that didnt work out too well for you because you said one of your trademark lines"Not everything always goes like its supposed to."as you look away and seem hurt and dissapointed.i know you mean being dissapointed by men.

theres more but ive been typing this for like an hour now.ive wanted to get this off my chest for sometime but im not that good at telling women how i feel.before we started reading the book and we were talking about starting to read it and it seemed like we were both enjoying the session and agreeing that it was a good idea"I thought to myself I love this woman."this was after we had talked about how i didnt see myself having a girlfriend because girls like too many guys at the same time.after i had said that you started telling me what youd be going out of town for.now that only lasted two times because once we started reading the book you said youd be gone for a week or two just about every appointment without telling me what it was about.i could only assume it was to spend time with boyfriends because otherwise you wouldve kept me in the loop.

im sure men must ask you out all the time only to turn around and mess it up.i know because sometimes you wont pat me on the shoulder or anything and not be so happy to see me and other times youll rub my arms and seem kind of sadened and humbled like someone else broke up with you.im sure they must be good looking guys but to guys like that women are nothing and as soon as they can have someone else they will.i appreciate our time together and thank you very much for all the help you have given me,but knowing all this stuff and then today you tell me youre there for me every week you see me hurts.you constantly give me mixed signals like all the stuff ive written in this email.im sure i could come up with more examples but i think this should be sufficient for now.i think ill call you tomorrow and let you know to read this since its important.

but thats kind of another thing,sometimes youll tell me to call you when youre on vacationand i want to but then i feel stupid because its like why should i call her if shes on vacation with some guy?this is like when i mightve won 20 grand from the car dealership last year and you said"Frankie,if you win that money text me."you said it very suggestively.you said it more than once and it sounded even more suggestive the last time.you also told me to call you when i get my car earlier this month or late last month.now why would i have to call to let you know unless we had something outside of the office?theres also the times youve uncrossed your legs infront of me when you were wearing skirts.one time you were wearing white panty hose with no panties and other time i couldve sworn you had nothing under at all.i would really like to know where we stand because this is very confusing and hurtful at times.i cried when i got home and took a nap afterwards for awhile when i got home earlier.

frankie "

yeah so laugh it up.i caught feelings like a chump.but wait it gets better.
heres the letter she wrote:(mind you she wrote my legal name on the letter which she never uses or has called me):

"due to the nature of the recent correspondence that you emailed to me on blank,i am discharging you as my client as of record blank.due to the nature of the content of that email,i no longer feel safe working with you.i am no longer the appropriate source to help you.below you will find three male referrals that you may contact to continue treatment.

sincerely
blank"

now of course she knows im only in therapy to be in compliance so its obvious she doesnt want another attractive therapist to get wet for me.i mean all of this after shes been cockteasing me and even letting me know she has feelings for me.ive heard her and dickface(her fellow therapist) talking about all sorts of shit that you shouldnt say as a "lady" in public.

everything from" i think franks been watching alot of cfnm porn lately" to i think hes been looking online to see what turns old ladies on" "he likes these big tit jobs" even something to the tune of"they dont like him watching those pov videos because he cant see himself down there".(and for the record i can see down there :P )

fuck once i heard her and her former mature secretary with nice tits go back and forth:tits"can you smell his balls,they say he cums as much as pornstars do" to which she replied "he can ejaculate but i dont think anything cums out.we can feel it in there when they cum."

now the jack gillis report was due to being on a mg of risperdal for my bi polarity.to which im on half now and my fucking wads are huge again.shit last week i roped a big ass stream sitting back watching some big tit porn and the shit landed all over my calve,my foot,my thigh the carpet,and then i still had a spiderman hand and more on my balls.yeah cougar all that cum couldve been on you like youve been fantasizing but oh well.

thats another thing is shell fucking talk about me with her former secretary,her co worker,and even her mom(shes mentioned shes talked about me to her mom numerous times).for awhile that shoulder pat thing was just normal and other times kind of pissed me off because its like"well shit,what is this you can just feel on me and tell your secretary with the tits my muscles feel good,while i gotta go home and pound off and you get to go get fucked by some other guy?"




im gonna type a lil more but the powers almost out on this thing.lou and other mods please if any guesses or names pop up,delete those posts.im not trying to get in trouble over cuntgar,not that id lose because everything i said is true and also my fed case lawyer is also a judge who eats lunch with the other judges and couldnt be more relaxed in the court room.

fuck one more thing is for a long ass time shell call me mr frankie.first i thought it was just funny and coincidence that it reminded me of mr pete.but shes even said "hes still like mr pete." this shit reminds me of pacino in devils advocate when he talks about how god has you jumping from one foot to the other for his amusement.

also im almost positive she browses the board.hi cum face.

Within the next 48 hours I'm going to use "and that's how the meth got in the baby's hair" in casual conversation.

hi, cum face. If you do lurk, feel free to jump in.

Dude, that was a huge dump and well worth the read. I'm honestly not sure what to say...and if I did I wouldn't want to say it here. PM me if you need to talk.

Creepiest fucking post. Ever.

this is what happens when you spend your formative years at xpt.

Indeed, it is a very singular and odd post.

Laughing it up. No. Provided it is authentic and truthful, this is some serious shit. Good shit. Psycho docs are the worst example of mental health ever. DOA gut dough.

Putting any of that in writing to her was a definite botch, could cost her her career if she didn't cut the cord immediately. Putting it in writing here?? I wouldn't, you shouldn't, but it was an amazing read.

Therapists are supposed to put you in a friendly mood, and often share a little of their own lives in order to make you comfortable in sharing more of your life.

Not to say it isn't plausible that she gave some mixed signals, but if you have mentioned XPT and porn viewing in your sessions, the flashes and suggestiveness could have been "tests".

She gave you the names of MALE therapists, because she doesn't want you to have the same issues again with a female therapist.

The parked outside the house line might have been tipping her kid to a potential stalker. If I'da heard that, I'd have said, "Unless you take my health insurance for that too, I'll never be able to afford the rate." Also, she said "when WE play with him" to her daughter???

Well, I don't know how much longer you have to go to therapy, but I think I know what your first dozen sessions w/ a new therapist will be about.

ive never mentioned xpt or whores during those sessions.friendly isnt feeling some guys muscles every chance you get.and no i had seen her long enough that the new guy outside was said in a positve way.

flashing your "young and virile" patient the bush?how am i supposed to take that?wearing vibrating panties during a session?the constant crossing and recrossing of legs everytime?even awhile back she tried something new with her makeup and dressing and right as she opened the door for me when i was in the lobby she said"lets see if this makes me look more like a pornstar to him." not to mention the look of dissapointment everytime i tell her how much longer im on probation for.shell be happy right before but then when i tell her she looks all down.

fuck,i love it though,this is how women are.

and yes she said that to her daughter.im guessing she meant her and a friend not her daughter.its weird her daughters dont even look remotely like her which sucks for them.

well said jerky....

frank....that letter landing in her hand anytime near the dark night shootings is unfortunately bad timing. you must understand that, right?.

i give you nothing but respect for putting it out there and going for it with her though. unless you have looks or money sitting back and waiting is never going to get you laid and even then it takes the level of confidence that you just displayed so don't walk away from this feeling like a victim. you two are simply in different worlds with different rules.

and thanks for the good read.

Lou you Suck..Yes.?

i understand what youre saying lou,but she knows me better than that.i wish i wouldve put this out there like 6 months ago at least.

what was i gonna do,start wearing jeans again and hope i catch her on a good day when shes single(not like thats a big window of oppourtunity)and she unzips them?i mean fuck she couldve reached in my sweats anytime she wanted to.and jesus christ fucking shave down there more often.are all the guys that fucked you in the past three years big bush guys other than the guy you had to get a restraining order on?

I assume you do not mean yourself she had to get a restraining order for.

That's used to treat schizophrenia. People who hear voices and shit.

Is that a girl who is chasing you? Sounds disturbing.

no she didnt get an r.o. on me it was some guy who drives a prius.but yeah risperdal can be used for that but it can also be used for bi polar disorder.and no this is a late 40s woman(yeah youve been 46 since 2009 or 2010).

Like Lori Lust who did like 6 movies, had her agency where she copies LAD's source code, and has been 27 for fifteen years now.

E-Mail her a picture of your Cock..!!

you don't like my opinions you can wet your lips with the seat of frankies sweats, yes?.

aaanywayyys....now that the troll has been fed.

Frank...do you see any of this having an impact on your probation?.

a middle aged therapist preying on her bi polar patient half her age?no im straight and like i said my lawyers a judge,and all of this shit really happened.

"Oh yeah.It's me Mr Pete again.Oh yeah.Wow.I don't think that's such a great idea.But she can play with herself while she looks at my uncut cock at least."


"Yeah.It's uncut,so pull back the fun.Yeah.Wow."

you're losing focus frankie... this mr. pete routine is most likely what got you put on probation. it's time to evolve old school...

bring it like this...

the only way i wish to emulate mr pete is to continue to fuck older women,whores with fake tits,and remain uncircumsized.tupac was a ballerina and studio gangster.i think this song is more fitting:



and doing thug like shit is what used to get me in trouble,so yeah i think ill keep all that shit confined to capcom games and cod.




this is the only kind of felony i need in my life^.a broken back couldnt keep her out of porn,now thats dedication.russian please.

And if they hadn't killed your last six incarnations, we could've had this years ago.




I think, for the sake of Frankie's Probation Officer, this ought to be in The Cage where it's covered by disclaimer. Just in case.




Miranda ain't some ginger dyke on a horse-faced broad's chick show.

ok lets move this to the cage then.and lets not forget the time she freudian slipped and said something about fully worshipping my balls.

You shoulda' been prepared, Frankie. The very first time she was suggestive, you should have made a mental note to bring some sort of audio recording device hidden in every session. That way, when she gives you the cold shoulder after all that cockteasing, then off to the county board of health you go.

I'm sure he and the male therapist he sees next will get to the bottom of the situation.

How much longer on the probation Frank?

I've a mind to move this thread but then again, Figgs threw it out in here. As far as I'm concerned, here it remains. If someone else moves it, it's no skin off my nose.

'Yo makes the tough decisions.

It only has 258 page views so far, so it aint a big deal to move it.

I'm just looking out for Figgs. Now, had it been Panzer, I wouldn't have brought it up. I could care less if Panzer waives Miranda, and hope he continues to do so.

thats the fucked up part is i know shes recorded a bunch of our sessions on tape.she would always say goodbye to me,close the door,then reach in her bag in the back corner of the room.she wasnt checking a phone or anything either.thats why this one time when i was reading and was kind of angered by her sluttiness,i read unenthusiastically and she got pissed.according to her my reading is very calming and soothing.its like she mustve recorded our shit and then gone home and played with herself while she listened to it.

and jerky,not much longer.

You must always plan revenge ahead of time, friend.

Another thread that was moved w/o losing its page views!

I gotta get me a dog to kick during moments like this.

dont kick a dog though^.kick someone thats being a dickhead.

another thing i remember is just a couple sessions ago,she asked me "whats loving too much?" i was puzzled so i asked what do you mean? she said " well what would you think if everytime you came in,i tied your shoes?" i replied "id think maybe youre really into shoes." of course she got a kick out of that and we both shared a laugh.

i think ive really only had feelings for her for like a year.but it was all these mixed signals that kept me from feeling anything too serious earlier.when shes not single she would talk to me differently sometimes and id be like "fuck this is exactly why i only fuck whores."

i guess thats kind of why it hurt.it takes alot for me to actually have feelings for someone that arent just sexual.this final session of ours or "dates" as shes freduianed,i was looking at her with dissapointment just imagining all the guys that have fucked her recently and i guess she kind of saw it.i really thought we had a shot at something and im sure she did to,but whats with all the other cocks?

this one time after we started reading the book,we were just talking and she was looking down at my pants and then the book,and i could tell she was almost going to get up to reach over me to pick up the book and then grab my crotch.this broads so horny yet repressed or reserved at times.she definitely gets around though.

i remember inbetween the chess champ guy just being an old friend to being a significant other,she told dickface "i went out with him last night.i think i made him mad because i didnt strip for him." how many fucking guys does she need to go out with to feel like she matters?and then just only needing me whe she needs someone.i understand your husband ran off with some bitch and left you and your kids holding the bag but that doesnt mean you should whore yourself out to these guys.

have fun with dr nick when you meet him you little groupie.im sure by reading his book,he has to be like that in person too.im sure itll be meaningful and last awhile.like when you were looking down at your book(which you rarely if ever brought so you could perv on my voice while i read) looking like you were thinking to yourself as you turned away smiling "god id like to see his dick!" and god knows what else.

i dont know if you really swing or not but judging by the rings you always have on your right ring finger im guessing you do.i only think your always playing with someones dick because you probably are.i liked how you were gloating to yourself about playing with your chess champ friends dick,after i laughed when you said you learned from the best when we were playing chess.i know you meant me but then you get that immature lil smirk like some guy wanting to fuck an attractive woman means anything.

ive wanted to fuck you since the first time i laid i eyes on you but that doesnt mean i liked you right away.remember that time you said you had to go get something from the car when i was in the lobby?you went out and talked with some guy and his little boy.then you checked the wrong car door you dumbass.i could see because the doors glass.if you really didnt have feelings for me then why couldnt you have told me the truth?jesus christ you get around.you probably have more mileage than that damn car you overpayed way too much for.you got your chubby daughter one too so im guessing you were fucking a car dealer that still scammed you out of some money.

you wouldnt have had to sell your house if you would make your other two kids get fucking jobs and chip in on the payments.as well as spend less money on flights to go meet guys or go on vacation with them.just simple economics there lil buddy.

The problem with mixed signals is that they're mixed. Which makes the signal senders a) indecisive or 2) game players. Do you want or need that kind of drama? I understand the heart wanting what it wants. But at some point the brain needs to give everything the once over. It doesn't sound like she'd have been very good for you, and chances are you dodged a bullet.

yeah youre right on that.^

its weird though because a couple times she told me about always wanting to have gone and seen the horse races,me being in my 20s and her almost 50 with all the shit between us i thought two things,one id like to take her especially since mature women get dressed up for that shit,and secondly did she never tell this to any of these guys that have fucked her or did she and they couldve given two fucks?

she liked that the horses always ran theyre hardest even if they were losing.i guess she really got off on waving that fucking carrot in front of my face.run mr frankie run.and just two times ago when i left the office and was walking out the other door,she said we could make quite the twosome to them.now if thats what she wanted was a younger swinging partner then why not jerk me off or blow me at least already?jesus christ jacking off on tits for shits sake.

oh god not to mention the time she was looking at me from the front,and said softly thinking outloud to herself"his butts getting so big i can see it from the front now." or this one time awhile back she was looking at the bulge in my sweats and said "hes got a big dick." now ive never claimed to be hung or been told i am but i guess my balls are kind of on the hefty side and make my dick bump through sweats.its kind of fat though.

fuck, had we hooked up already i probably wouldve been okay with dping her with dr nick.
is that guy still married or not?i guess you know better than me, huh?did dickface tell you she tried that shoulder touch on me when you were in the bathroom once?

Frankie is it possible for you to switch probation officers? From the sound of things, I think you need a nutritionist rather than a therapist.

lol no.and actually ive been dropping weight for awhile.thats why ive even gotten"you look good!have you been losing weight since last time?" ive been working at it for the passed couple years.started just by eating 4 small meals with snacks inbetween with excersize of course.and a little while after beginning the book i was inspired to do the protein shake diet.

i think its just me though because older women dont seem to be into other muscular chubby guys.

Couple of questions for you Frankie...please bear with me.

Were you formerly registered here as "Krazy Klown" or something similar? Perhaps before you had to go away?

Second, is there any chance you are hearing these inappropriate statements from the female therapist in your head only and she isn't saying them at all? All the comments you quote seem to be only one-way statements by her. I'll just be damned if a woman comments on my bulge and I don't reply and follow that conversation to some kind of conclusion. Much less the other statements you claim.

Long story short, I think you hear voices in your head.

i can understand what youre saying,but its not that.i have exceptional hearing.also i wasnt registered as krazy klown.i was lousiville rich.she said that bulge shit when i was leaving.

thanks for believing me though...with all the mixed signals and i havent mentioned every instance either.all i know is i dealt with her and her shit for long enough.but youre free to think what you want.

the fully worshipping my balls freudian slip?where the hell in my head would i have gotten that from?wanting to meet outside the office with the dr that wrote the book we were reading?i know i didnt imagine these because her mouth was moving and i was looking right at her.not much was followed on my shit because she seems to be all over the fucking place.

Well.. have you recently changed your meds or anything?

nope.and this whole mixed signal cockteaseing shit had been going on for awhile.

And i thought i was the Bull-Shit King around here...!!

You should get some duct tape and a stun gun to show her you're not the one to be teasing!

dude,go to gaydt.

one of the mods,delete this thread.i dont want or need a constant reminder of ms cocktease having me as her backup plan.i felt like this yesterday:



there used to be a website called emotional whores that broke this down.basically the whore likes to get fucked till the cows come home by everybody and their dad,except you.now you they like to flirt and cocktease with but only want to talk to you when theyre in need of feeling emotionally validated.

i wouldve never developed feelings for her at all if she had lead me on so hard,as i stated earlier.i was in store for good things when i put my jeans back on?really?that wasnt suggestive at all?if she just saw me as a client why would she get fucking goosebumps on her legs when id tell her about my jeans?and even rub her legs?i didnt have any feelings for my previous therapist and she was attractive and mature.i just liked talking to her and she thought alot of shit i said was funny.

so basically,end of thread.delete this shit already because i dont want to be reminded of that whore when i come on here anymore.this thread served its purpose.and hi dickhead if youre reading this.did you already break up with the most recent guy?gonna meet another guy off the internet and fly out to fuck him in the next couple weeks?

btw that giving three male drs names was really low.i thought you had more class than that,but ive been wrong about you before so i guess it shouldnt be a surprise.get a facelift too,stop with the botox.your skin under your chin and neck was wrinkly last time.my moms older than you and doesnt have that shit.

Jim Rockford set a precedent.... I'm not deleting anything.
Once again.... You guys know all too well what you're getting in to when you post here.
If you want to claim psychological issues then maybe you shouldn't be posting here.
Otherwise... It's "SATIRE".... or..weakest troll in xpt history.

well this is what i get i guess.we couldve had some fun in the office like this anytime she wanted.









this is probably monthly thing for her:






i guess its whores for life for me as originally planned.